Art Sandusky

I think FBP's calling of Eagan, or anyone else for that matter, a "respected poster" is really really funny. But sweet Jesus, did Inc's shit top it.

You had to ask.

Um, what do those prove? That you had it? Why am I even getting involved in this?

I've never used my TSM membership to score with the ladies, as it would likely get me more pussy than I am currently able to handle. I don't understand how being a member of TSM would help you score with the ladies..... Except if you were Dames since he is the owner and thus has those bragging rights. Please fellas, enlighten me. OMG SARCASM~

BOOYAH!

... but Stephanie doesn't hire people.

Um... what? Umm...

I'm so confused.

THE JUICE!!!! (marks)

Please remove his cock from your mouth. The guy's a fuckass. Words of wisdom from God on Earth.

This thread needs Fooster.

That's what I'm saying. I've been waiting for Coach to finally snap. Typical they'd have him get killed five minutes into his turn.

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Yeah, it is.

Not even the Steiner Splat?

This girl I can't stand asks me why I'm mad at her: bluecowsjump: I don't think I ever was with you, but I know you were with me Kotzenjunge: Um, okay. Kotzenjunge: Great? bluecowsjump: and I did think it was a shitty thing that you did bluecowsjump: so yeah, I guess I was pissed Kotzenjunge: Well, Mr. Body was asking for it. Not my fault he was all alone in the Conservatory and that candlestick was RIGHT THERE... bluecowsjump: it was still mean no matter what you say Kotzenjunge: You know how much smack Mr. Body was talking at the dinner party? Colonel Mustard was about to hook me up with a SWANK~ military job, but noooooo, Mr. Body make some erectile dysfunction joke and that was shot to hell. bluecowsjump: I still have troubles believing that you would do anything mean to me like what some people have told me that you did that night bluecowsjump: huh? Kotzenjunge: Believe nothing, trust no one over 30. bluecowsjump: speak of the actual situation here...plain and simple Kotzenjunge: This IS the situation! bluecowsjump: ther is no Mr. Body Kotzenjunge: I think there is. Kotzenjunge: And he's buried at Harbor View cemetary. Kotzenjunge: It says "someone killed my ass with a candlestick in the Conservatory." bluecowsjump: I'm confused I think Kotzenjunge: ("it" being his tombstone) bluecowsjump: I didn't do anything to anyone's it bluecowsjump: "it"* Kotzenjunge: I think you did. Kotzenjunge: You helped Professor Plum. bluecowsjump: what do you mean? Kotzenjunge: What, am I on the trail of something? Eh? bluecowsjump: no I'm just confused Kotzenjunge: Girl, get a Clue. bluecowsjump: I know about Clue, but I'm still confused about how this relates to anything right now...I'm overtired, I don't feel well, and need a cigarette Kotzenjunge: But you stopped smoking. bluecowsjump: yes bluecowsjump: but I still want one Kotzenjunge: Stay away from the Propane tanks with those cigarettes, they're DYNAMITE~! bluecowsjump: I can figure that one out Kotzenjunge: Which one? Kotzenjunge: (points) That one? Kotzenjunge: (points somewhere else) Or that one? bluecowsjump: staying away from propane with smokes bluecowsjump: so I'm still confused about the clue and us thing Kotzenjunge: If you have to ask, you'll never know. bluecowsjump: ok Kotzenjunge: And there is no "us." bluecowsjump: no...how clue relates to you and I then bluecowsjump: I never said there was an "us" Kotzenjunge: You're expecting me to turn a joke into an actual metaphor? And you did say "us." Scroll up to see, or read this conversation in the upcoming Glance! magazine. Kotzenjunge: It's Glancearific, you know. bluecowsjump: I'm just confused...I'm sorry bluecowsjump: this wasn't the time for me to talk to you I guess Kotzenjunge: Come back in seventeen minutes and forty-three seconds. That will be the time. bluecowsjump: I'm either talking now or going to take a nap bluecowsjump: I have to be to work at 3 Kotzenjunge: You're going to take a nap now. bluecowsjump: so I need to get things done soon Kotzenjunge: But you have to be to work in roughly two hours. Kotzenjunge: And you call that "getting things done." Kotzenjunge: You're a real go-getter. bluecowsjump: no I have to unload the dishwasher and fold laundry and homewrok and lots of other things Kotzenjunge: So what happened to the nap? Kotzenjunge: (holds up tin foil) Try to remember. bluecowsjump: I don't kno, I don't have time Kotzenjunge: But you have time to talk in circles with me. bluecowsjump: I'm bored Kotzenjunge: Why are you always trying to deceive me? Lie to me? USE ME? I can't believe you're actually doing all of this to me. Kotzenjunge: How could you? Kotzenjunge: I swear, I don't know why I IMed you in the first place. This was a mistake. bluecowsjump: I'm not doing anything to you Kotzenjunge: Sure you aren't. bluecowsjump: I want to be your friend Kotzenjunge: I IMed you to ask about something, and you just WENT OFF on me. bluecowsjump: I'm sorry ok Kotzenjunge: You should be! Kotzenjunge: You CAD! bluecowsjump: I give up ok? Kotzenjunge: You pretend you're hot, you pretend you're bored, you pretend you're everything, just to be adored and what you need is what you get. Don't believe in fear, don't believe in faith, don't believe in anything you can't break. You stupid girl. You stupid girl. All you had you wasted. All you had you wasted. What drives you on can drive you mad. A million lies to sell yourself is all you ever had. Don't believe in love, don't believe in hate, don't believe in anything that you can't waste. You stupid girl. You stupid girl. Can't believe you fake it, can't believe you fake it. Kotzenjunge: This is GARBAGE. She didn't get it, and went quiet.

Oh, I know Angle muffed up that F-5 counter. It just wasn't as obvious as a seven foot man falling off of the top rope or someone almost busting their ass during their bombastic entrance. It was something that they could actually salvage a little without it being too obvious. But I also put that absolving warning note on my ratings, so whatever.

But thrift stores have been huge since the early 90s. Goodwill might as well be the Gap with kids these days. I'd like to add how HIDEOUS Christian's shirt was tonight. It looked sort of wearable in an "I'm trying to impress some Urban Trendite" way until that V neckline came into view. (shudder)

See, you missed the first match, but after the match Coach interviewed the Dudleys in the entranceway and said how La Resistance was pretty smart with what they did, and Buh-Buh threatened to beat Coach down as an anti-American. That'd sour my mood also.

Rawr. Sure Choken, you can tell us how overalls WILL make a comeback once people tire of reaching all the way down for cargo pockets in their pants when they can have one big pocket RIGHT ON THEIR CHEST~!

Pfft. Whateva, girlfriend.

He should. When your fashion sense is so good that everyone assumes you're gay, that's talent. Wait... no, that's not a good thing...

I remember reading in WOW magazine back in the day when Coach was first hired that the then-WWF was considering him for an in-ring role due to his good shape. So yeah, he's always been that size.

Measured on how much they entertained me, not on actual quality: Dudleys/La Resistance: minimum ** for an appearance of La Resistance's coats, so **1/2. Undertaker/A-Train: My girl showed up at the end, so that's good for *. Shane/Bischoff: Coach Heel Turn. *****. Benoit/Guererro/Tajiri/Rhyno: Eddie being the chickenshit at the beginning was great, and the rest had a nice, quick pace to it. Eddie's dumb luck turning into him slapping his chest and bragging was great. ***3/4. Angle/Lesnar: Monster Heel gradually worn down by Virtuous Face, who wins in the end thanks to perseverence. Nice story, I like it. Vince's "Summer Breeze" outfit was delightful as well. ****1/4. RVD/Kane: Besides the Kane Kablooie spot, there wasn't much to it, and I've actually forgotten all but the finish already. *. Michaels/Nash/Goldberg/Jericho/Orton/HHH: I was actually into this one more than the last one, just because I knew there was hope for Jericho this time and because Goldberg was such a fucking monster until the end. For his apparent lack of mobility during the match, HHH getting that sledge shot in mid-air was pretty phat. Despite the ending and no Jericho win, it was still better for me than the Survivor Series version. ***3/4.

Well, you know, Coach could be the muscle of the team while Josh leaps around like a freak.