Art Sandusky

Funniest post on the board in the last week, hands down.

Just general material. Jokes, pick-up lines, the usual. Stuff you would consider your own if you used it.

You know, I kinda want to see JC Flash in ACTION~ now. Seriously, they really need to keep with Coach as an actual character and not just have this be a one-night deal. Knowing my luck, considering how much I liked it, they'll say he was under some strange mind control and we'll get the return of PAPA SHANGO~!

Where's the love?

It made sense to me. He was pissed because he's always being abused and mocked and treated as a joke, despite being as big as some of the wrestlers. Also, Bischoff wanted someone that no one would expect. I personally marked out harder for heel Coach than anything else tonight. Man, if he'd done the Charleston after pasting Shane with that chair, I'd have loved it. Oh, and of course, the mocking of JR was the perfect touch.

Should I be pissed that my friends keep using my material when they talk to other people, even with me present?

(hangs himself)

I was absolutely murdered in the Gambling Thread.

I liked the lavender.

This was my worry/concern as well.

It'd be a sixties movie, and there MUST be a barfight scene set to "Barbara Ann."

From the other thread:

"Summertime" -- Miles Davis.

Crap, it's Bps's birthday. That means HHH will retain just to ruin it. (runs to change his Gambling Thread predictions)

Boston was the first one I ever watched and I've still got a soft spot for it. Oh, and Elka was just INSANELY hot, so yeah. Seattle rocked all, but I can't believe that slap left a red mark for four hours. It was a tap! A TAP! She was even laughing about it as they drove off! Hawaii was the last I watched all the way through, and I thought Colin should have told Amaya the Drama Queen to fuck off and go back to high school.

The idea of a moderator heel turn is scintillating. (imagines the moderator waiting for the right time... then banning EVERYONE~)

FOOSTER~!

This is the funniest thing on the board right now.

World Heavyweight Title Match, Elimination Chamber TRIPLE H (+155) vs. GOLDBERG (+155) vs. CHRIS JERICHO (+210) vs. RANDY ORTON (+325) vs. SHAWN MICHAELS (+375) vs. KEVIN NASH (+375) $500 WWE Heavyweight Title Match KURT ANGLE (-130) vs. BROCK LESNAR (+110) $750 United States Title Match, Fatal Four Way EDDIE GUERRERO (-130) vs. CHRIS BENOIT (+155) vs. RHYNO (+250) vs. TAJIRI (+300) $400 World Tag Team Title Match LA RESISTANCE (-175) vs. THE DUDLEYS (+155) $300 KANE (-360) vs. ROB VAN DAM (+280) $1000~! SHANE MCMAHON (-155) vs. ERIC BISCHOFF (+135) $500 UNDERTAKER (-270) vs. A-TRAIN (+210) $500

(sees Kinetic reading the thread) (MARKS OUT)

At this very moment, my favorite is Punch-Drunk Love. I can't explain why, I just absolutely adore it.

Jason. Son Goku. MONEY.

Thank you.

Hells yeah... (goes to install the stuff in Morpheus)