Art Sandusky

Why do people continue to hold the pump on the gas after they've hit what they paid for inside? Do they think that they're going to fool the pump or something? (looking around shiftily after the gas shuts off) "I'm getting more than I paid for... hehehe..." (holds pump, looks at the gas total, looks back at the pump, looks back, back and forth, back and forth) "Something isn't working..."

(marks)

Who the fuck are you? You were gone?

Anything Game says is amplified and made funny by envisioning AJ Styles operatically belting it out.

I was fired from my job at Movie Gallery today for selling porn to an 18 year old, who gave it to a 16 year old outside the store. The mother of the 16 year old threatened a suit against the company until the kid confessed and said that an 18 year old bought it for him, but I was still fired anyway, even after all suits and potential charges were dropped. I always had a feeling the company had it out for me from day one, but damn, they could have at least gotten me on something substantial that I could have, you know, controlled.

EDIT: And double post.

As a tribute, I will drive all day tomorrow without using my right pinky finger.

He's supposedly 18, but like I said, I'm starting to wonder about this guy.

(chokes on pretzel)

If this happens, I can no longer have the Blood Rave music from the first Blade as the GT's theme music.

He'll recover in time to comandeer an ambulance by the end of the show and beat down the heels, all while wearing a hospital gown. But, um, seriously dude, I'm starting to wonder about you.

Hey, me too! (high-fives)

You get minimum. Run away. Far away. And Brendan, you're a GENIUS~! I should see if the porn stores around here are hiring.

Right Said Fred? I'm THERE~!

This thread is great due to the creation of "FOOSTER IS HERE!!"

Man, you could have done MASS BANNINGS~ too, but you chose to mess with the sig. You, my friend, are a class act.

(goes to get oregano)

Him and his friends were in the store sure, but they didn't go into the back room with him or anything. I had no real reason to think they had anything to do with it. Oh, and in South Carolina, employers can fire someone just for giving them a funny look, so no wrongful termination suits for me.

Safe to say that this is the line of the day, I assume?

Oh! You found Ol' Blackie for me! Thank you soooo much!

I have nothing to really add here, I just wanted to say that the final line in MissMattitude's sig makes me all giddy to see a fellow Young Ones mark.

Okay, that isn't me. Really. This is me, NOT this guy.

Oh, you did NOT just say that.