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  1. Art Sandusky

    4,000 dead Americans

    It makes sense, even if it sucks. If you're rebuilding a country while occupying it, there are an asston of support/logistical soldiers there as well. Take the killing machines out and you're left with about a third of the total force that was there to do non-lethal stuff. I've noticed that stories about troop levels never mention the "security contractor" (mercenary) numbers. Those are Americans too.
  2. The global average might be below six inches, but the American average is about six and a half. We kinda rule.
  3. Art Sandusky

    KOAB's fucked up!

    n/t, go at it big feller.
  4. You DO realize this place had a cock shots thread, right? I'm somewhere around seven inches, average thickness. I didn't do anything to my pubes until the last girl wanted some trimmage so I buzz my patch and balls. No head marks or anything like that, although the backside of my sack on the left side has a small birth mark/little bulb of flesh/whatever you call it. My cock veers slightly to the right when erect, which I attribute to how I sleep more than how I masturbate since I jack off with both hands, fingers interlocked. I've tried to sleep on my right side more since I noticed this so that any slumberboner would bend to the left. I've also tried to work to the left more when whackin' it. It's really a damn near unnoticeable deviation to be honest, but *I* know it's there, so I'm trying to make my dick just point front and center like it's supposed to.
  5. Art Sandusky

    Anybody here seen "The Wrestler"?

    Okay, tell us your beefs with whitey.
  6. my dick too strong to bite off
  7. Art Sandusky

    I'm enlisting in the Army.

    Oh, it's back to college to do it right this time after I'm out, and get my life back to where it was really supposed to be all along. I'm gonna milk the shit out of that GI Bill. That degree will be handy if I ever decided to go back in since I'd be able to go to OCS then.
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    I'm enlisting in the Army.

    That sure as shit isn't what I'll get into. I'm sure I'll end up with people shooting at me, but I'm aiming for Civil Affairs or Journalism, with a really deep-seated want to be in Law Enforcement as a corrections officer instead of an MP. I mean goddamn, you're going to teach me how to kick ass without a rifle, let me put it to real use.
  9. Art Sandusky

    The No Holds Barred Folder Sucks Dick

    That's all I can think of. Besides me, of course. I already tried to do my part and got some theraputic venting out in the process but it didn't take. This folder does suck dick 'cause it's full'a homos. HEY! I'M IN THIS FOLDER! And so are you!
  10. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    I blame the alternating shots. It kills the spontaneous aspect of a cameraman trying to keep up with the action when there was apparently someone waiting in that room for just such an emergency.
  11. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    When HHH was still a real man, he wouldn't have given up the sledgehammer. He would have been all "okay, I'll fight like a man" and then pull one out of his boot or have Flair toss him a second one.
  12. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Boy, HHH timed his run from the WWE Studios to Nashville just right.
  13. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Fuck, HHH and Orton are BOTH geniuses! What happens when "hit the other guy with a sledgehammer" plans collide?!?!
  14. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    By the way WWE, that's a former ECW champion you just used as mincemeat. Just sayin'.
  15. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Well goddamn, we got Chavo.
  16. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Dark match.
  17. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Has JBL ever mentioned how his various investments have been doing over the last eight months? Similarly, what about Vince?
  18. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    It was HER who crashed the thread!
  19. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Dolph Ziggler looks like he should be on Worldwide in 1990 or some shit.
  20. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Agreed. She's nothing without the arrogant carpet walk strut.
  21. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    Were Todd and that dude playing rock paper scissors in the parking lot?
  22. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    I didn't even consider that. Considering all the other crap going on in this show, you might be right. No way they can wedge something else big in there.
  23. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    As a corollary to what I said earlier about Cena's promo style, it grates on you if allowed to go on and on.
  24. Art Sandusky

    WWE Raw - February 23, 2009

    I've always wondered something: if a guy loses his title but doesn't get a rematch before the new champion loses it, does he just face the new new champion?
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