Art Sandusky

Might sound fucked up, but hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I'm trying not to be a dumbass gung-ho asshole, but this MOS excites the fuck out of me. Has he ever worn his Stetson in your presence? re: MEPS - I know it'll suck, but the idea is that the whole time I'm there will be one big ol' suckfest. The gas chamber during BCT? Oh yeah, big ol' bag of suck. Strange thing is that all the shit I'm supposed to dread just amps me up more. Maybe I'm a masochist.

This is a pretty damn good joke actually.

ZARDOZ!

Goldengreek. Fuck that guy. If he was half as hard as he portrayed he wouldn't be here. Pussy-ass nigga with his fake fuckin' tan. Go to the Jersey shore and snare some barely legal pussy that can't tell what quality is, much less spell the word. Piece of shit. Go ahead, give me something back, I dare you. Enigma. Again guys, Roho needs to survive. One of the things that killed this board in the first place was the idea that people had to be good to post here. We had a sense of community when idiots posted here. That and Roho ain't that bad.

Goldengreek. Fuck that guy. If he was half as hard as he portrayed he wouldn't be here. Pussy-ass nigga with his fake fuckin' tan. Go to the Jersey shore and snare some barely legal pussy that can't tell what quality is, much less spell the word. Piece of shit. Go ahead, give me something back, I dare you. Enigma. Again guys, Roho needs to survive. One of the things that killed this board in the first place was the idea that people had to be good to post here. We had a sense of community when idiots posted here. That and Roho ain't that bad.

Okay, my medical stuff's all in now and it's a matter of waiting to hear that I qualify to go to MEPS and get my physical and all that. Just a formality. As far as my MOS goes, I've had an extreme change of heart in the last week since I found a way to get that Marine-like exclusivity, pride, and general badassery: 19D, Cav Scout. It's got everything I was looking for with this adventure (fuck journalism, etc., there'll be time for being brainy once I'm out) I'm about to go on. Anyone here know any Scouts or their impression of the life? I'm honestly more excited about this than any of the other options I've considered. Assuming I don't wash out somehow, I'm dying to don the Stetson and earn my spurs. Another bonus is that my OSUT at Fort Knox will be shorter than any of the other MOSs I was considering.

There's the KOAB I know and love. Much like a woman, he's much more appealing before he starts talking.

(massages temples) Goldengreek, you don't know shit about being anything. If you actually got any of this pussy you talk about, you would have never been in this place.

FTW

A formal military funeral, with Duane Eddy's "Rebel Rouser" playing as people heave dirt onto my grave. People will be told to dance and celebrate my life. I will NOT be cremated. Who knows, some weird gene within my bone marrow will lead to a scientific advancement or archaeological discovery in tens of thousands of years.

Eh... In one sense, I agree, on the other hand, the double standard bugs me. If the media can spend countless weeks using a private citizen, Rush, as a straw-man boogyman at the behest of the White House and some old Clinton flunkies, they can hold Obama's feet to the fire for more than a day over a remark about the handicap. Okay Swindle, I've tried not to respond to you, but here goes as I've been drawn in finally. THERE IS NO FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARD. This harmless "private citizen" to which you refer is the absolute worst of reactionary bullshit imaginable. He's the embodiment of the solutions you hear from any given redneck to the problems of today: simplistic, lacking in nuance, and totally ignorant towards the ways of the world outside of America. He's a complete and utter hack retard who has absolutely ZERO credibility as a political entity yet for some reason the Right slobs his knob on a regular basis because... actually, I don't know. Maybe he tells the mythical "Joe Six-Pack" what he wants to hear, which is essentially how things work in a fucking movie. Rush Limbaugh is nothing but a grabasstic piece of amphibian shit who brings out the xenophobe, the jingoistic worst of American society, a society which is predicated on having the largest umbrella on the planet under which people of all stripes and ethnicities can make hay regardless of religious affiliation or national origin. That such a complete bullshit artist has taken control of the right wing of this nation speaks more to the complete lack of ideas on the right, and as such they should be ashamed of themselves. The conservative argument has a place at the table of government, but not when guided by nationalistic impulse when his pill-popping ass would have never put itself on the line. Rather, this walking shitstain would walk around and dictate what we SHOULD be doing, rather than doing it his GODDAMN self. Fuck Rush Limbaugh and all of his kind, including Glenn Beck, and whatever garbage would never sign up to defend this nation but instead sit back and tell others what's best for them. I honestly hope Rush Limbaugh dies TOMORROW, shit, RIGHT NOW, for the hatred and stupidity that he and his ilk have imposed on this nation. All they stand for is completely anathema to what America itself stands and I'd LOVE to see his fat ass sitting in a foxhole actually manning up and defending all of that which he holds so dear. Fuck him, fuck the EIB network (and how about that for a farce of a name), and fuck anyone who believes him or Coulter or whoever the fuck else about that for which this country stands. He'd shit himself if there were still a draft and he was conscripted for service. Run to Canada big boy, because there'd be no one to help him here.

All I know is that Bush never offered a single Arabic phrase of good will (to my knowledge), so this is a step in the right direction. Words of leaders in Iran don't necessarily reflect the thoughts of their populace. It's a long slog, but this goes a loooong way towards the "winning the hearts and minds" ideal. That is what will truly fix the Iranian situation. ... unless he mispronounced something and said that everyone's mother was a pig. That might be bad.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek. Taiga posts kinda hot pictures when they're not overly perverted. Goldengreek's a walking future babysitter molestation case, should he ever actually reproduce. Please double bag it. Most Likely Homosexual Region 3. AmDragFan. Cabbageboy could be worse, he's just middle of the road. BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 7. DarKnight. Sorry man, Roho's gotta survive this. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 2. Enigma. Cartman's never offended me. Enigma, well, look at the abortion of a Bug Jar/Puppy Fight thread.

I don't get KOAB's appeal in that "you're okay and all, but how'd you become an institution of this place?" way. I reserve my beefs these days for those who seem to have the same referential, "(insert something here) rules, that is all" type humor. You know, people who watch a lot of Jackmeoff Whedon crap.

Ask you who sang the song and upon hearing the answer say "let's keep it that way." It's lonely at the top of the karaoke heap.

There would be ways to figure out all the small details. I've figured out solutions for most of them, while high. Real, workable solutions too!

This MMOD thing is pretty spiffy. The only (small) negatives are the occasional LOUD BLASTS OF STATIC/NOISE. The commentary and other audio also wobbles and warbles. It's funny, like everyone's got a cold.

Lisa Rinna's that woman's name? Well all right then, off to Google!

Bug Jar's a great idea, but I think it's clear who needs to set them up. Arguing about who sells better? Woof.

"Hey Phil, wanna give us a hand with this?"

(man with arrow) "This man has no idea I will own his deputy premier's son one day."

Didn't you leave? Didn't you? OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Grab the bicycles that hang inside the front door and hurl them in its path, hoping to trip it up and send it crashing into the very close wall behind said door. That might give me enough time to grab the machete that's sitting nearby just inside the kitchen (seriously, after a roommate was playing "slice fruit in midair" last night upon returning home from St. Patrick's Day). I'd take a few wild swings with that, then use the close quarters of the stairwell to my advantage. If I can get to the second floor landing, there's all kinds of blunt objects I can try to use and bookshelves I can throw down to get in its way. My other option is to fall back to the back of the house instead of going upstairs and using the stack of bricks at the foot of the back steps as projectiles. I wouldn't expect to survive the encounter, but I'll be damned if that fucker doesn't remember how hard it was to kill a human.

I read the first couple of posts in this thread. No no no, wrong wrong wrong.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone Goldengreek's kinda awful. 6. Jericholic82 2. TaigaStar Meh. Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. cabbageboy 5. EricMM Coin flip. 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron LOL BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz Roho needs to survive to post another day. 3. Jingus 7. DarKnight I still don't know who DarKnight is. The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 8. Cartman 4. Gary Floyd Zomg upset? 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma You sorta embarass liberals sometimes, but not as much as pbone.