welshjerichomark

When i played sport i used to be able to eat everything and not put on weight, now i just have to look at a kebab and i gain 6lbs.

Leaving High school i was ranked 2nd or 3rd out of 200. But that was just for one set of exams.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh and i pick Surinam, because it doesn't get enough love.

When i'm in work and there's a sign on the till saying NO PHARMACIST TODAY and people come up to you and say "So no pharmacist today then?" i mean, duh. Some of them take a step further though, when i kindly explained to a woman that we didn't have a pharmacist and she would have to walk 50 yards up the street to buy her sleeping pills, she started giving me lip because i wouldn't break the law to serve her, she really didn't take telling: Me "Sorry, i can't sell you those without a pharmacist present" Her "But i have them all the time" Me: "Sorry its against the law to sell Nytol one a night without a pharmacist" Her: "But isn't that your pharmacist by there?" Me: "No that's my superviser" Her: "So can't she sell them to me?" Me: "No 'cause she's not a pharmacist" And it goes on.... Oh and there's a bunch of rich private school drop-outs in my economics class who are so godamn stupid it's unbelievable, they are repeating the year for like the 45th time and they still know jack-shit. It's like get a job already you rich bastards. Oh lastly, 17 year old who drive around in brand new cars with private number plates and pretend that they bought the cars themselves.AAARGH.

Damn where's that bloody bob barron pic when you need it?

Dayum girl you is one fine piece of azz. ::must stop listening to crappy r'nb music:: Ever seen the video to "wherever you will go" by The Calling? Look at the part after the girl gets a tatoo, she goes home to find her boy in bed with another, rather hot girl. That girl looks a lot like CC.

Triple blade razors reeally suck, i still can't get my legs smooth with them. But then again, it's probably my super dense leg hair thats the problem, not the razor. As for stuff i pimp to everyone, its got to be Maybeline mascara. Buy it. Now.

What are they? mine are: I've got you - Marc Anthony You've got that vibe - R Kelly Come with me - Special D Irish Blue - Flip 'n fill Dude - Beenie man.

Not sure if you caught that '100 worst singles' show on Channel 4 a few months ago but it was suggested that Vanilla (who made the top 30 'worst' if memory serves) were an inside joke devised by some record company suits who deliberately formed the worst sounding & plainest looking girl group possible. Somebody won their part of the bet because I think they made it to 20 something in the chart. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it were true, first time me and my mate saw the video on TV we turned to each other and said 'surely this is a joke'? It was THAT bad, 'taking the piss' bad. It seemed as if a record company rep drove to somewhere like Slough or Croyden at 2am on a Saturday night and sat in a taxi rank until 4 really ugly drunk birds showed up, which he lured into a recording studio with promises of free kebabs and barcardi breezers. Mind you i guess you could say that about a lot of groups.

Damn Spoon your taste in music rocks. But wasn't it Mousse T that did "I'm Horny"?

...and you wasted your money on Marc Anthony? Thats simply disgusting. I would have thought wasting money on Flip 'n fill would be worse, considering they sound as if they made all their songs in 45 minutes on DanceEjay.

Man i caught that song on VH1 yesterday. That was some terrible shit.

It's alrite because every time a download a song, i throw £3 down the drain. Balance in the economy is restored.

Yes because Lord knows America is an incredibly overcrowed country.

I do it more or less constantly, it's one of the huge gaping flaws in my personality.

40 hours i think, on a school trip to France. I got up at 9am, got on the coach 15 hours later, we travelled through the night and i couldn't sleep, we went up the Eiffel Tower in the day which cleared my head a bit then when we got to the hostel me and my friend stayed up talking in the night. Finally went to sleep at 3:45 ish and got up at 7. The next night, i slept from about 4-7 and the night after that. I felt pretty good, but it looked as if i'd been punched in the face. Good times.

Two years on this board and i don't get my own thread. That sucks.

It's your birthday tommorow!!!!!! Mine too!!!!! Oh and Happy birthday AS. have a beer.

Zorin, are you British?

OMG YES LET'S MAKE BABIES!!!!!!!1111111 you stud you.

What welsh stereotypes?

Well, the question is: If you make it and Zack doesn't, are you going to be all weepy over the fact that he didn't survive? Or will babymaking become a high priority? That could change my list a little I don't know where people got the idea that i'm all sweet and sensitive. I'm a cow. I'd probably kill Zack and eat him myself. Just kidding honey.

I can't cook, if that makes anyone's decision making easier.

If i listen to these albums and decide i don't like them, i'll have something to say about this believe.

Thank you. I only asked because everyone seems to like them, and i've only heard like two of their songs. I'll check those songs out next time i'm online.