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Quiet, elf.

Genes are no excuse. Being in a wheelchair is no excuse. Hell, even being paralysed from the neck down is no excuse. No one just magically becomes fat without gross self-indulgence. No one is "incapable" of losing weight. Feed it less than it uses and your body won't have a choice. Like Agent said: simple math. And frankly, if you can't understand something as ridiculously elementary as calories in < calories burned, you have much bigger problems than your weight. Oh, and props to Agent, CWM, Dids, and everyone else working on their weight without deluding themselves or railing against the "injustices" of society. Best of luck, gentlemen.

Eh. I just asked a simple question.

Yes. The problem is neither endemic nor systemic. In the long term, image is all that matters.

Why?

Are you serious? I'm in Arlington, about 5 minutes outside DC, and I've yet to see or hear a single one.

You weren't entitled to it twice. A guy can leave his car unlocked, with the key in the ignition and the motor running, but if you jump into it and drive off it's still theft. Sure the cops might have a good laugh at his expense, but in the end you'd still be the one going to jail, not him. ... I got nothin' here.

Yep. People have had the IRS send them millions by mistake, and they've tried to run off with it, but they've always been caught. Cashing a cheque you're not entitled to is fraud; it doesn't matter if the person/company/government department fucked up or not.

Free clue #2: society doesn't want you to please it. Society doesn't actually give a flying fuck about you, because society doesn't know you exist. Whether you think you're asking a lot or a little doesn't matter, because no one's giving you anything. Basic standards of beauty aren't negotiable and it doesn't matter whether you accept them or not. You're going to be judged by them anyway. Fat = ugly. Get used to it. PS. Frankly, you seem rather confused. Your posts are self-contradictory, often within the same paragraph. On the one hand you just want "respect;" on the other you're upset because you don't have any luck with women. And you don't think you should have to lose weight in order to have luck with women, yet you're losing weight anyway - despite the fact that losing weight contradicts your own "wishes," and entails conforming to what you believe everyone else's "wishes" are for you... well, whatever. Lose the weight or don't; I couldn't care less. I'll take back the bit in my last post where I called you a lazy slob, though. Your mental flexibility indicates you're a grade A hypocrite at the top of his form, driven by ego and insecurity to impressive heights of rationalisation. Congratulations.

Hilarious. God knows what they did use on the Kurds and the marsh tribes - we sure as hell don't, not even now, not even after years of testing. Most reports I've seen, the best guess available is that it was various cocktails of sarin, VX-related leftovers, and biological agents. Makes for less than pleasant reading.

German. "Jewry" and the displaced focus on alleged nationalism is a dead giveaway.

Though if you want to fuck their bodies with it, it kind of makes your body their "FUCKING BUSINESS." The funniest part of all this childish nonsense is that you're snivelling about having no luck with women, yet at the same time you're claiming their standards are worthless. Here's a free clue: respect is a two-way street. Either find another fat, lazy slob to fuck, or lose the weight and the attitude. Or be miserable for the rest of your life while you and your super-sized Happy Meals wait for a cardiac arrest. Your choice, really. I doubt anyone else cares.

'k, that got a chuckle out of me... oh wait, were you serious?

Hilarious. So now if some random shithead becomes a <gasp!> forum mod, you can't curse at him? I have an idea, why not replace the flashing blue title under your names with a fucking halo over them? And make it a bannable offense to post a swear word if a mod's viewing the thread at the time 'cause Lord knows y'all are goddamn saints. Respect my cute little ass. Courtesy is one thing, but this shit had better stay in the wrestling folders, where I don't see it and I don't have to give a flying fuck about it. Someone tells me to be "respectful" to him in my folders because he's a fucking mod, I'm leaving that same day. Try putting on the attitude somewhere else, kids - better people than you have been mods here, and I've cursed them to hell and back countless times. Like Brian, Dames, and Kahran Ramsus - not to mention Tom. And you know what they did? They took it like men and came right back at me. They didn't start closing threads and whining about respect and they didn't ban people they disagreed with. And they sure as hell never threatened to ban anyone. That's about as cowardly and contemptible as you can get. Tom, I suggest you take a good hard look at your new batch and abandon this circle the wagons mentality immediately, because right now the things I'm hearing don't sound too great. Granted, I don't have any of the background on this particular case and I don't really care, but I'll bet this "Do not criticise me for I am a MOD" bullshit grates on more ears than mine.

"Come with me, where chains will never bind you All your grief, at last, at last behind you Lord in Heaven, look down on him in mercy - Forgive me all my trespasses and take me to your glory. Take my hand; I'll lead you to salvation..."

Agreed.

I don't think anyone's justifying it per se - people like me, Mike, and Senator Inhofe are just annoyed that the media's blowing it up into a huge fucking scandal when worse shit goes on every day. It's disproportionate, hypocritical, and obscene.

...whereas I simply won't.

Did you notice that Mike said terrorists are "subhuman monkeys" without any reference, any at all, to race? I love the way the LEFT equates terrorism and race, and then calls the RIGHT "racist." It's almost translogical rather than just insanely stupid. Almost.

You two are so cute together.

Of course not. I've always liked the Soviets. Those were the good old days...

Settle down; my region is Russia and most of eastern Europe. I have nothing to do with the Middle East. How do you know that's true? All these disgusting litterboxes of countries aren't yet sheet upon sheet of slowly cooling radioactive glass.

The easiest way to get the most accomplished with minimal effort would be to assassinate this al-Sadr or Sadq or Sadat (or whatever) raghead. Then when his shitty little followers come out screaming and shrieking and firing their weapons and shouting about Allah, several hidden loudspeakers would warn them to disperse immediately. Naturally, this would only make them start burning effigies and yelling about Great Satans. At that point the three cruise missiles launched a few minutes ago would obliterate a few tens of thousands of their number and the world would be a better place. So. Potential problems: 1) Would everyone killed be a terrorist? Yup. By definition. They'd be at a rally wailing about the death of a terrorist leader, so they'd probably be terrorists, and some might be terrorist supporters at the very least. But we make no distinction between terrorists and their supporters, so everyone there would be a terrorist. QED 2) What about innocent passers-by? The loudspeakers warned them to leave. If any remained, they shouldn't have been associating with our enemies in the first place. Eventually people will start making the following link: "merely being around insane ragheads = extremely painful and absolutely certain death," and our job will get a lot easier. 3) Wouldn't this make them hate us more? Good luck finding someone who cares. 4) Aren't you a racist bigot for suggesting we kill terrorists without giving them a jury trial or even a chance to surrender? Shut up, Jacques. Go to the back of the class.

Who cares?