Firestarter

So are you.

"Look, I'm the real moderate up here, not Joe Lieberman. I'm so moderate I still don't know which party I want to belong to. I haven't even figured out if I'm against killing babies as they're delivered. Is this my index finger or my pinkie? What am I whistling?" "General, maybe Mr Rove didn't return your phone calls because he thinks you're a raving lunatic."

- Dean Dumps Campaign Manager

"Look, I don't need to win a single state. We're gonna take back the White House without winning anything at all."

"Waffles to go? I'm on it!"

I walked into that one, I admit it.

Because this column of hers contains, well, facts?

That's the spirit! When everything she's said is incontestable, just roll your eyes and don't even try to address the substance! Attaboy!

At some point, he'll probably want some party's support, grudging or no. And it sure as hell won't come from the GOP.

(emphasis added) That Kerry had two "form letters" prepared defending opposite sides of the same issue is bad enough. But have you ever heard the phrase "The buck stops here?" President Truman, one of my heroes, had it on his desk. Today's assorted disgraces to his party could learn a few lessons from him.

Just a gigolo by Ann Coulter

Governor, granted that we could probably find a common foe in Terry McAuliffe, do you really want a subordinate whose name, when mentioned, makes at least 80% of all Democrats in Congress break out in a nasty rash?

I really don't see $4.5 million even coming close to breaking Arnold Schwarzenegger's bank account. He's worth way more than $100 million. Hell, I think his biceps are probably insured for more than that.

Weak.

So, so true. I still can't believe he said that abortion should be legal up to the point of birth. I mean I'm all for a woman's right to choose, but Jesus Christ. This is supposed to be a Rhodes scholar? First in his class at West Point? Huh. Could've fooled me.

I'm still hoping against hope that, somehow, Dean will get on the ticket in some capacity. It'd be a gift for the GOP.

No more replies to this thread, please. Any mod or admin who sees this should lock it.

Taking bets now on the first one to burst into tears and claim he's carrying the other one's love-child.

Shut up.

Why the hell would anyone actually try to get some poor cat to do that, anyway? Setting aside the morality of the whole thing, given how rough cats' tongues are, wouldn't that bloody well hurt? It'd be like rubbing sandpaper on your clit. Sounds like some BS stunt dreamed up by an obviously male porn writer.

State laws vary, but usually you just check the OTHER box and write in "Libertarian" or whatever.

I've seen the light! I mean OMG why does everyone have to generalise his or her opinions to fit in with broad stereotypes and commit himself (or herself - or itself, or hirself, or shiself for people who aren't sure, but they're still people too!) to one party or another? Because God (or Krishna, or Satan, or Allah, or Buddha, or Mother Gaia, or nothing at all or anything you like) knows if you tick off "Republican" you have to start attending biweekly planning meetings to turn the republic into a theocracy, and if you tick off "Democrat" you have to start skewering unborn babies through the head with knitting needles and you might not want to! OMG I've just had a fucking revelation! OMG this is so profound you guys. People shouldn't be forced into categories they don't want to be in! They should be allowed to remain outside the Big Two and vote for whoever they feel like because politicians exist in a vacuum and never advance their party's policies when they're in office! Wow! Here, take a drag off this, dude. LA LA LA LA LA I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF TRUTH

I agree with KKK (and Ann); "independents" are silly twits. Do I really need to state my party affiliation?

I think I'm expecting the same thing as Jobber.

I agree to such an extent that I can't even make a joke about it.