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Test is actually better than this RAW, which is something I never thought I would ever say.

Orton is only going to get better though, and by the time Wrestlemania rolls around he'll be ready to main event. The man doesn't bleed charisma, but he can cut a good promo (better than Benoit) and he showed it during his celebration speech. The guy is more ready than most people think, and the fact that WWE says they want to keep his character edgy makes me happy, although I'll wait until I see it to believe it.

Bradshaw's a cowardly heel champion. He keeps his title via dubious means. Seems like you're just reaching for shit to bitch about. Well he's SURE to be a star if that's how they are going to book his title reign. And what do they do with him after he drops the belt? Will he still be a coward that gets his ass handed to him or will he have a sudden personality change and start dominating everyone? If they are going to give the guy the title, they might as well make him a dominate monster and actually make another main eventer out of him, because if his reign keeps going like this he'll be back in the midcard after he loses the belt.

I still have my money on Kurt egging Eddie's house and getting tarred and feathered. That would be pretty entertaining, but your scenario is missing one important detail: an automobile. The feud has been based around automobiles and I'll be damned if they are going to drop them now. Perhaps Eddie could egg Kurt's car instead?

A lower card "two friends pull pranks on each other but they really start to get pissed after a while" feud is the only way anything like that would work. It just doesn't work for these two. What's next? We find out that Kurt hot wired Eddie's car horn and brakes together, so whenever he stops at a light the horn goes off? And then Eddie can get revenge by putting a rock in Kurt's car's tire so that Kurt takes it to a mechanic and gets ripped off? The feud must end. Hopefully Angle will feud with Big Show when he returns, and Eddie...poor Eddie.

Does ANYONE care about and/or have an emotional attachment to any of the participants in the Angle/Eddie feud's car? Didn't think so. Will anyone give a shit about this segment? I seriously doubt it. Austin/Hart this is not. What were they thinking? Which of the writers has a hard on for cars? Did WWE hire a former Nascar driver to come up with this Eddy/Angle storyline? RVD kicking Suzuki off the chair sounds fun. But why did Dupree attack him after? Why are these two feuding? Teddy Long was looking good by cancelling the dreaded Undertaker/Bradshaw crapfest II, but then got worse in my book by replacing the champ with the slave....er, Chief of Staff Orlando Jordan. It's also good to see how Bradshaw, the non-credible champion, is being booked strong by crying his way out of a match and then getting his ass handed to him by the 97 year old Undertaker. I didn't think Bradshaw should be given the title, but you would think that they would at least try to make him look a LITTLE threatening AFTER he won the belt.

I think Kane invading people's dreams Freddy Krueger style would be pretty...entertaining. I'd love to see the dream worlds different wrestlers create, especially Eugene. If that's the case, why would Kane wrestle in the first place? I think becoming a serial killer would be better fit for him, since all he seems to want to do is hurt people anyways. That way, if he kills someone and the police are chasing after him, he can put up a fire wall and escape. Or if someone is running away from him, he can create a fire wall to stop them from getting away. Can you say FBI's #1 most wanted?

Rebuttal: JBL delivers the goods? Care to name them? I know his matches with Guerrero were praised, but as far as I can tell, JBL hasn't delivered any classic matches in his HISTORY with WWE, which is what? Eight years? He does every thing right for a heel. His promos are so over-the-top they're hilarious, the gimmick he's using can draw universal heat from anywhere in the United States, and the match he works is perfect for a big agile heel. He would be a great United States Champion. WWE Champion? No way. Cheap heat + Shitty matches doesn't(shouldn't) equal a title reign. Name them. Undertaker, Guerrero, Angle just to name a few. RVD, Booker (ugh), even Cena (who isn't ready yet, but still wouldn't have been a better choice).

Rebuttal: JBL delivers the goods? Care to name them? I know his matches with Guerrero were praised, but as far as I can tell, JBL hasn't delivered any classic matches in his HISTORY with WWE, which is what? Eight years? I do, however, agree that giving unproven draws the belt is a good idea, but there would have been better candidates than JBL. Wasn't it dead before? He COULD end up killing it I guess, but he could also livin' it up a bit. Depends on how he is booked.

How the WWE Title looks isn't what they should be worried about. They should worry about who's holding it. THAT is what needs to be changed.

To see RAW at it's worst, you can look only to the episode containing the HHHonk. EVERYTHING was off that night. Off the top of my head, I can remember: -A HORRIBLY long and unfunny Triple H fucking a corpse segment -The HHHonk -Triple H/Kane fight in the back, Kane throws Trips in the limo of his car, and drives off to end RAW, but the trunk is clealy OPEN. I'm sure there was other stuff too, and I actually have RAW taped, and have laughed at it many, many times. EDIT: I forgot Kane's infamous "This time, I'm going to rape you" line to Triple H after he throws him in the trunk.

Out of curiosity, would the Kane/Lita wedding qualify as subtle humor or "whack over your head" humor?

RVD could copy Foley's "anti-hardcore" gimmick and just do all restholds in his matches. It would fit WWE style too.

You know what to do.

Indeed! I hate when they end a movie like that and then there isn't another installment. Chopping Mall is pretty good too, although it's a bit short. Still a fun movie though. And BTW Zack, I finally saw Sleepaway Camp, and it was, indeed, quite awesome.

Maniac Cop owns. I liked the second one a lot too, especially the part where Maniac Cop goes apeshit in the police station and guns down everyone.

Rock is usually pretty good, but not even he could save last night's abortion known as the Diva Search. Even he poked fun at it with the "Yeah, one guy clapping" line and a few others, but the segment just was too long and boring that NOTHING could have saved it, including the second coming of Christ.

Yeah it's called NOVELTY. Add in that he was probably the only person that benefitted from the InVasion. Once that ended he was done whether you want to admit it or not That's not true, as he was really over in 2002 as well, and he COULD have been even more so had he gotten the same push JBL is getting. And by your logic, we would have World Champion Test right now, since he has been in the company longer than Randy Orton. Is Randy just a novelty act, too?

Hell, Bradshaw's been bustin' his ass in WWE for eight years. RVD has yet to put together one--solid anyway. Bradshaw's been busting his ass for eight years, and people STILL don't give a damn about him. RVD was there for a few months and was more over than ANYONE in the company. That's much more impressive.

So I went downtown today, driving my mother's 1995 mercury villager mini-van, to get some legal documents I need. After picking up said documents I started driving home. I hit a red light on the way, when I notice these asian kids (around 15) yelling across the street to each other. Real "jackie chan" looking kids. The light turns green, and the kid started WALKING INTO THE STREET. And when I say walking, I mean SLOWLY. On purpose. He was like a 90 year old man walking across the street, holding up ALL the traffic, and laughing it up with his friends across the street. I honked my horn and he gave me "the look". When I saw "The look" I mean the "I want fried rice now" look. Well I'm not exactly a nice person, so I got VERY pissed, and decided to scare this fucker so that he would never do it again. So I started driving and pretended to be looking in the glove compartment for something and I see the kid did a backflip to the sidewalk. I see these asians walking around saying nothing and I don't know I think they might be up to something.

I have no idea who this person is yet he continues to send me PMs asking me if I would like to start an online stable with him. I would like to take this opportunity to ask him to stop sending me PMs and asking me to participate with him in this foolish idea. Fuck off.

RAW THOUGHTS: -That had to be one of the worst RAW skits ever, and definetly the worst skit Rock has ever been in. It was long and not funny. Diva search must end. -Edge vs Jericho was a pretty good match, but the finish kind of ruined it. A DQ finish for THAT?! Since when? Is this 1985? -The Triple H/Orton segment was well done. I actually was anticipating what would happen, unlike most RAW segments of the last few years. The only part I didn't like was Orton's "psycho" face after spitting at Trips. A cocky smile would have been much better.Orton should keep the Evolution song- it fits him perfectly. -Regal/Flair: Eugene must leave. Benoit feuding with Batista is ok I guess, as long as he is still involved with Orton/Trips in some way. Regal wins with brass knuckles? Wow, I haven't seen that 4000 times already. -Smackdown Reboud: The JBL/Undertaker feud should end. Cool 619 chair shot from Angle. Poorin paint on Eddie's car is supposed to be dramatic? Please. -The Lita/Kane must have been the worst segment of all time. It was LONG, BORING, had no HBK, no satisfying finish, and horrible acting. Wrestlecrap better make some space for this peace of shit. A wall of fire? Please. Trish in her underwear was good but it's not like I haven't seen a woman in her underwear before (ok, I haven't, fuck you).

In storyline terms though, what reason would Christian help Edge for? Didn't he say that he thought Edge was holding him back when they were together?

Who is that woman that ate Sunny?