Angle-plex

I would mark out if Rock comes out to endorse Orton, but does something to piss him off and gives Rock the RKO. It wouldn't go over well with the crowd, but I would mark.

Rebuttal: I'm not quite sure I ever want to hear Bischoff say the words: "And as punishment, you're going to face none other than....Rosey!".

So I went downtown today, driving my mother's 1995 mercury villager mini-van, to get some legal documents I need. After picking up said documents I started driving home. I hit a red light on the way, when I notice these black kids (around 15) yelling across the street to each other. Real "gangsta" looking kids. The light turns green, and the kid started WALKING INTO THE STREET. And when I saw walking, I mean SLOWLY. On purpose. He was like a 90 year old man walking across the street, holding up ALL the traffic, and laughing it up with his friends across the street. I honked my horn and he gave me "the look". When I saw "The look" I mean the "I dare you to hit me, bitch" look. Well I'm not exactly a nice person, so I got VERY pissed, and decided to scare this fucker so that he would never do it again. So I started driving and pretended to be looking in the glove compartment for something and I see the kid start running like hell back to the sidewalk. I was very proud of myself and felt like sharing the story here at The SmartMarks.

I agree that Triple H jokes, while not as fun as they once were, are still relevant today. And god forbid someone make a joke. Didn't you know message boards are only for serious, intelligent discussions?

If Rock shows up tonight and we get a good start to the Orton/Evolution feud, this RAW could be the best of the year.

Pretty good show last night, although I was hoping it would be better. Will Silva EVER lose? Hopefully if the Silva/Cotoure fight happens it is in a PRIDE ring since I bet the Octagon would screw Silva up. So will Silva fight Cotoure, Rampage, or someone else next? I'm betting on Rampage.

Statement: Undertaker will pick up the pace for his match at No Mercy and will help Bradshaw get over like he did with Lesnar.

I would take "Dude, I won!" over "But that doesn't matter to the wolverine. *awkward pause* No, that doesn't matter to the wolverine..." Sometimes Benoit is good on the mic, but he usually even makes me feel uncomfortable despite me not even being in the arena.

WWE Taboo Tuesday Poll Question: You would like to see Triple H win tonight by... a) Clean pinfall b) Submission c) DQ d) Count Out e) Pinfall after interference Thank you for helping make Taboo Tuesday a success!

They say he is from New York and then he drives out with BULL HORNS on the front of his limo and a cowboy hat on his head. Is there a reason for this or is it one of those things that we are not supposed to understand?

EDIT: Eh, fuck it. HAZING TIME~!

Statement: At least one A-Train push will occur in 2005. Statement: PMS will make their return to WWE television later this year.

Statement: The Eugene character as we know him will be dead and gone by the end of the year.

Anyone here have alcoholism? Because most alcoholics I know consider it a disease and say they can't help but drink, while non-alcoholics always are the ones that claim it's not a disease.

But Eddie already beat Kurt at Wrestlemania last year. Doing the exact same thing two years in a row, especially at the biggest show of the year, wouldn't particularly be exciting to watch.

Angle/Eddie III would be a better match, but it wouldn't make the Wrestlemania 21 title match feel special like it should. Angle beating Eddie or Eddie beating Angle in their third match just wouldn't be that special type of moment Wrestlemania needs to have. Cena going over for the title would be historic. The better match isn't always the better choice.

Eddie vs Angle part three is the key. Please, spare me. Eddie/Angle is about as stale as The Dudleyz, and Eddie's character is quite boring now as well. Angle/Cena would be infinitely better. Indeed. He is also slow as fuck in the ring and seems like an asshole in "real life". False. Everyone agrees that Edge used to be good. Most people think that he is bland now, basically because he is. Although I think his in-ring work is underrated.

They tried the "texas hero" thing when Bradshaw was a face. If he was an obnoxious, arrogant heel it would work. And I'm quite sure Texas WOULD boo someone who was claiming to represent his home state if he was being a dick all over the country.

Booker T is, indeed, quite bad. The guy needs to retire soon. People shit on Cena's in ring work, but Booker T is just as bad. If I wanted to see 450 different versions of kicks, I would watch a Bruce Lee movie. And at least Cena has mic skills, something Booker has been pretty awful at since he arrived in WWE. The guy is too old and bland for my taste.

I guess I just don't understand why they would bill a stereotypical texan, complete with a bull horn limo and cowboy hat, from New York. Actually, I think if he said he was a "Texas Hero" or something along those lines, it would have worked out better. They should have played up the Texas thing more, imo.

That is why he hasn't been given the god push, why he isn't a main eventer and why he'll never be the champion. BINGO! I know RVD-marks don't wanna hear it, but the argument can be made that JBL's putting more effort into his character than RVD has ever. Ok, so JBL is putting more effort into his character. Does that make him a better choice as champion? Don't you think that maybe JBL is putting so much effort into his character in an attempt to get over with fans BECAUSE he is champion? Whether you liked Bradshaw at any time or not, you can't say that he was going through the motions (at least as an Acolyte), something Mr ECW can't say................ Oh and your little "BECAUSE he's champ' argument might hold water if the whole JBL character hadn't had three and a half months before he was champ Nobody even liked/cared about/disliked JBL until a few weeks after he became champ at least, and he was on a PUSH with plenty of TV time for those first 3 1/2 months. RVD on the other hand has been depushed to hell the last three years and has remained over to a degree.

STATEMENT: Edge will win a world title by the end of 2005 despite fan reaction or his in-ring/mic work.

I somehow doubt that Texas is that upset about Bradshaw moving to a different state, and I don't think New York would necessarily hate people that move there considering it happens basically every day. Besides, Bradshaw's "methodical pace" in the ring would be enough to get him booed out of a building almost anywhere if SummerSlam was any indicator.

It would make more sense for them to say that he's from Texas with his current gimmick. Does WWE think that there aren't any rich people in Texas? Bradshaw should buy an oil company or something.

Speaking of things that should be on the WWE all time failure list.... Test.