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The only way to salvage this match is to go with the "Can't look away from a car accident" philosophy and makes it even worse be adding someone like Luther Reigns or a returning Test.

I believe so. I've been a wrestling fan for about 14 years now, and I was not only extremely bored with this match, but also dissapointed, as I though both guys might be able to kick it up a notch since they were wrestling for the WWE Title on the second most important PPV of the year. Not only did this "match" not have any real buildup going into SummerSlam, but judging by the crowd reaction, the most over participant in the match was the SPANISH TABLE. The crowd, not believing the shit that is before them, started doing the WAVE while the Undertaker Fighting Champion was working "WWE Style" by putting JBL in his Zombie-Locks and then the two proceeded to lay down and roll around doing "submissions" which added little to no psychology to the match. Zombie Taker had decided he will still fight UFC style despite him not being able to properly, yet he STILL only sold Bradshaw's working of the leg when he felt like it while the times he didn't Tazz and Cole covered it up by telling us things like "The Undertaker can't feel pain". To top it all off, after sitting through this SHIT, we get a DQ finish which means....YAY! We get to sit through Suckfest Volume II at the next Smackdown PPV. The only reason I would sit through that rematch is to see if they can do the impossible and top the number of clothslines that were delivered in this match. A petition must be started to stop this rematch from happening.

Maybe you haven't seen RAW lately, but I have a feeling that with this new cross-dressing diva gimmick WWE has for him, he is about to get a push of Test-like proportions. The dress code thing is pretty stupid. What does it matter what they're wearing when they show up to the arena? There are more important things to worry about than what Chris Jericho is wearing when he arrives at the building.

Nothing I can't say that you all haven't already said, so let me just say that I would enjoy seeing this movie. And I don't give a shit if Ash won't bring in the big bucks since he just has a cult following seeing as I'm not involved with this film in any way, and don't plan on making a profit from it once it is released.

Hundreds? Hardly. Maybe in the flashback, but otherwise no.. Ok, I exaggerated, but the Aliens out-numbered the Preds by a pretty large marigin. Did anyone else think that during the "we can only see the outlines of the characters running from the explosion" scene that they should have played the Batman theme? It would have fit perfectly. Then, when the Predator took off his mask, it should have just been Denzel Washington under the mask so the chick's dream could have come true and they could exchange a kiss. Of course, that would be believing that Denzel would actually have something to do with this shit movie.

Unless it's a 100% different movie with a completely different storyline, an "R" rating won't save this film.

Big Show could easily be the most feared heel in the company, but WWE just has no idea how to use him. They could just copy their Andre The Giant formula and it would work, probably even better since Show can actually have a watchable match. He should be an invincible heel basically, except only two things hurt him (1) Bradshaw clotheslines and (2) Undertaker submission locks.

I'd actually like to see the Undertaker and Bradshaw play each other in chinese checkers more than them actually wrestling again. It would be only about 100 times more exciting than what they tried to do at SumerSlam (a.k.a. have a watchable match). Taker probably convinces Vince that the fans, once again, were wrong, and that they just have to get use to WWE style. He insisted that when he does his 18th clothesline and dreaded triangle choke at THIS event, the fans will be at Hogan/Rock WM X8 levels of excitment.

Even if Edge doesn't get over, he will get the belt within the next year. I am sure of it. In the WWE 2004 manual, section II, page 35, the Bradshaw clause clearly states: "If said WWE homegrown wrestler is pushed to the moon, yet still can not succesfully get popular with the WWE fans, said wrestler will be given a maximum of three more pushes until he/she finally gets over. If all attempts at pushing this wrestler fails, as in failure to draw a crowd reaction, said wrestler's brand's top title will be given to him/her despite fan reaction and/or feedback".

Anyone? Anyone? Undertaker should just say fuck it and bring back the Lion's Den Octagon so that he can finally fullfill his dream of becoming a pretend MMA fighter. Although if I were Vince I announce the REAL stipulation on Smackdown: "If Undertaker and Bradshaw pull this out of DUD territory, I'll give them ten thousand dollars, regardless of who wins!".

I saw this movie a while ago, and as a huge fan of both franchises, I must say that this movie can lick my nutsack. There was so much wrong that I don't know where to begin. Paul Anderson must be the worst director ever born. He writes a script than include hundreds of Aliens and THREE Predators, and then ONE fucking Alien downs TWO of those Predators in less than ten minutes. What.The.Fuck. The Predator/Human alliance I thought worked quite well in the comics, but not in this shitfest. Not only was that bitch wicked annoying, but the Predators come away from this movie looking like pussies. Big, slow, fat pussies who get their asses handed to them. The Predator can't run faster or jump higher than that human woman? He must have been the fucking nerd Predator in high school that got shoved in his locker by the REAL Preds, the ones that were in Pred 1 and 2. The matrix effect on a face hugger? The thing that makes face hugger so scary is how FAST it is. That one guy seemed to be able to read those scriptures like it was a fucking children's book. How long was he there telling the girl the story? Four hours? Or am I supposed to believe that this happened in only three minutes? The Alien/Predator fight scene SUCKED. I couldn't even tell what was going on. I go to see these two fuckers fight and there is only ONE fight scene and I can't even tell what is going on. And why the hell did the Aliens KEEP FIGHTING the last Predator when he had an Alien INSIDE of him? Wouldn't they want to keep the Pred alive so the last Alien can hatch? The Preds whipe out those people before they go down the hole. Why? Because they are fucking retarded, that's why. The whole story focuses around the Preds needing humans to be sacraficed so they could breed Aliens, so why not just capture the guys and put the face huggers on them? And jeez, did anyone else ever wonder if Aliens would ever come to earth after watching the film Alien? No need to worry, they've been here THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME we've been here. The queen just went crazy all of a sudden. Why? She acted like a damn crack whore who was out of crack and went rampaing for more. She also is now played by the T-Rex from Jurrasic Park. And how did that woman outrun this huge monster? She must have been a track star in high school. I am requesting that this movie be removed from all of our memories and that no trace of it be left in the rest of life. EDIT: Oh, and The end was retarded. The Preds offer the girl their respect and then TAKE OFF WITHOUT HER, LEAVING HER IN THE MIDDLE OF ANTARTICA WITH NO WAY TO GET BACK?! I'm guessing the filmakers wanted us to believe that she died of frostbite shortly after the film ended?

I'd hate to be Jim Ross's son and have him be pissed at me for coming home drunk or something equally retarded. His lectures must be both unbelievably funny and frightning, as I bet he gets pretty fucking worked up.

The haircut is OK, but he should change his tights definetly. Even if they are still long, they need to be change. Thankfully he doesn't haven't that horrid Rob Zombie theme anymore and has gone back to his old theme, which, if he turns heel, he should keep. His personality needs a complete overhaul though (as in, he should have one).

People nominating short matches should realize that it's hard to actually make a good story in a match when it is under five minutes long. These guys had about 20 minutes to attempt at some sort of in ring story. Coincidentally, I taped SummerSlam on the same tape as KOTR 2002 and I watched Undertaker/Triple H last night. Now those guys put on about twenty minutes of the most boring shit I have seen in my life, but due to Rock's "cameo" appearence, I'm torn between which match was worse.

He must have left it in an airport by accident in earlier this year, because the shit has hit the fan in his case. Despite being a talented wrestler and having a good look, he just can't connect with the fans since his return. If they turn him heel and he still doesn't get a personality, then he's done for.

Did this feud ever have a blowoff? If not, I'm kind of dissapointed that we won't be getting Test vs Steiner round 327. Steiner could have been an effective upper-card heel on Smackdown too, although if they put him in the ring with Angle and he botched one of those belly to belly suplexes, Kurt's career would have been over.

Really though, that match is great for it's comedic value. Plus, Taker and Yoko were given what, five minutes before the 25 man run in started? It's hard to make a five minute match above DUD. Taker and Bradshaw, however, were given TWENTY minutes to do something remotely interesting and couldn't.

The "We didn't expect it to be good so it's ok if it wasn't" excuse doesn't cut it. This was the second biggest PPV of the year for the WWE Title and yet JBL and Taker STILL can't pull anything decent out of their asses. NOBODY buys JBL as champion yet and to have a damn DQ finish makes this match even worse. Undertaker's "I only sell the leg when I feel like it" psychology SUCKED, and the crowd at SummerSlam obviously agreed. I can't believe I actually PAID to see that match.

The only matches as of now that I'd even consider being worse than Taker/JBL would be Taker/HHH, Show/Bossman and Diesel/Mabel. Although I'm still not sure that any one of those is worse than the ClotheslineMania we got Sunday night.

Again, HHH/Steiner. Homosexual Arm-Wrestling as buildup? Crowd turning on Steiner, who did liek 87 belly to belly suplexes? a DQ finish? A match that turned the crowd for NWO 2002 against Steiner before the match started? THAT HAD NOTHING. That was somewhat of a dream match, and I'm sure a lot of people ordered Royal Rumble 2003 to see it. I've always liked Taker, and Bradshaw's character is starting to grow on me. There may have been more submissions, but these two made it as exciting as watching two chickens racing in a 10 mile event. While putting on submissions they LAYED DOWN. It was boring. At least in Angle/Benoit matches, they moved around and, you know, try to REVERSE/BREAK OUT OF the submission. One of Undertaker's 35 lariats in that match. Undertaker's clothslines/clothsline/submission technique sucked as did almost all of Bradshaw's offense. Did you see Undertaker's uppercut attempts when he was holding JBL's arm? They were laughably bad. They missed by a mile.

But at least those matches had things going for them. Undertaker/Bradshaw has NOTHING going for it. The crowd wasn't into it. It had a DQ finish. No good buildup. No really cool spots. The only thing I enjoyed about the whole match was Undertaker slipping on the limo.

I hope they don't do that. Orton should take the lead in this to come off strong. Instead of HHH coming out first, start the next Raw with Orton limping out with the belt and a baseball bat, and have him DEMAND HHH get his ass out there now to explain his actions, or he's going backstage to crack some skulls. If they let HHH take the lead in the feud, Orton will get overshadowed. Indeed. That would be much better, as they need to keep the feud hot and build Orton up. But I'm fairly certain WWE will screw the angle up within the next few weeks.

So you had "the balls" to post a pic, yet you only expected/wanted positive feedback? Right... Anyways, I'm off to bed, so any further posts you try to make to make it appear like I was trolling will not only be useless, but make you look foolish as well. Goodnight...

That doesn't mean ANYTHING goes. "Read the fucking rules, cock." Are you kidding me? So you're suggesting that I just may be invincible with my only weakness being water like the main character in Unbreakable? If so, you ARE as dumb as you look. So now you are not only bashing me, but also homosexuals. Well if you read the rules, you would see this: "Read the fucking rules, cock."

This is where we differ. You seem to think that there should be no text anywhere in any post in this whole thread, and that it should be all pics of the posters. I, on the other hand, see this thread for what it actually IS, which is people posting pictures AS WELL AS other posters commenting on those pictures. That's what this thread has been since the beginning and that's what it will continue to be.