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This thread is useless without pics.

Especially if she's bleeding.

Is this worse than coal on the santa scale? Coal has always been the ultimate bad gift for bad kids but I think shot in the face might be a new trend starting next year.

It's very little like Dirty Harry, actually, although I could see why the trailer would make you think that. The gang and him protecting the family isn't really the main story of the movie.

This was awesome. Better than I expected. A little forced maybe but Eastwood is still the man.

a nigger got shot, guys. why all the fighting?

How can I manipulate girls into having sex with me? What is your general mindset throughout the day dealing with people? I'm interested in the inner workings.

If I was a loser, what advice would you have. (P.S. I am a loser)

Yeah, mine wasn't that bad today either. Of course I'm halfway through a bottle of wine right now.

He got laid was the gist (?) of his post.

tomkos dark match

I'm expecting a bad hangover tomorrow.

Shoot him in the dick.

My ass is hairy so I get pieces of shit stuck to it occasionally if I don't wipe well which leads to me walking funny, which leads to people thinking I'm gay. Little do they know I'm the straightest man alive, mother fucker.

Wrestlemania 14 followed by 17.

14/male/wanna cyber? In a related note some guy hit on my mom on the subway by telling her The Undertaker and Kane are real brothers and the whole storyline was real but they put their differences aside to make it a storyline in WWE.

She always looked like a guy to me. In the face anyways. Good wrestler though for a girl.

Looks like she got some plastic surgery on her face though. Look at those dick sucking lips!

Everyone I know calls it "Tonic", which is universal for coke, pepsi, ginger ale, ect.

I have Jericho and Charon and they are great...except against deathclaws.

Just ran into my first deathclaw...dogmeat got his head chopped off.

I just raided the National Guard Armory and it said I completed "Follow in his footsteps" quest despite there being no relation.

How the hell do I get to GRN building? I keep going through the metro and sewers and can't make my way there. I ended up in Georgetown.

Bunch of fags posting in this thread. Come on, thesmartmarks. You let me down.