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    I hate Toronto

    I'd be mad at the crowd too, but to be honest, I also got bored after watching three hours of people laying down and pretending to try to make their opponent(s) "tap out".
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    The Slow WWE style

    Only a few guys in WWE can work the submission style without it being boring as fuck. Most of the guys seem to think that now they can just rap their legs around the other guys head and lay on the mat for a few minutes instead of actually performing. The submission style would work but they need to keep moving while on the mat.
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    The Slow WWE style

    I agree with the first post in this thread. I seriously thought Taker passed out while he had one of those submissions locked in, as he was just laying there on the mat for what seemed like forever.
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    Fuck Me.

    Gerald is great though cause he talks like an old, southern black man. It's actually pretty funny, but I can't really understand what he is saying most of the time. Like I thought he said his brother played for the Detroit Pistons and started talking about it, but then he told me he actually said that his brother had a pistol. Jim is just annoying, as he's not retarded but just incredibly annoying. So I guess I'm saying that I'd rather have my bro be gay with Gerald than Jim.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Yes. I'd love to see him apply it to Nog or even a washed up Royce fucking Gracie for that matter. Taker would get his ass handed to him in about .8 seconds. You're missing the point. This is NOT an MMA event. It's not about putting Triangle on Nog or Royce Gracie. It's a wrestling match with some submission mixed in. Wake up man, you're lookin pretty foolish right now That's what I mean though. It's not an MMA event so I don't want to see 2 hosses applying poor looking MMA submission moves to each other. Especially when one of them is a damn zombie. It's boring as hell because everyone knows the match isn't going to end on one of those moves and it looks like they were just taking a breather the whole time. I agree that he shouldnt be doing it while he's the dead zombie guy, it doesnt make much sense. but, why is it that Angle gets no beef with doing that kind of thing? As if he's a submission master with a blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It was just to add something to the match, and he DID defeat Big Show with an armbar once Taker leaves the moves on for too long while just laying there. In Angle/Eddie, they kept reversing the submissions and Eddie kept trying to roll out of the Ankle Lock to keep the action up. Although I really can't stand Angle's ankle lock, but that's another subject...
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    I'd love to see Taker in a handicapped match with Fujita and Sakuraba. The Undertaker UFC punches in the corner along with the last ride would do Sak in, and the Tombstone would, once and for all, knock Fujita out cold. Ratings. Buy rates. Gold.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Yes. I'd love to see him apply it to Nog or even a washed up Royce fucking Gracie for that matter. Taker would get his ass handed to him in about .8 seconds. You're missing the point. This is NOT an MMA event. It's not about putting Triangle on Nog or Royce Gracie. It's a wrestling match with some submission mixed in. Wake up man, you're lookin pretty foolish right now That's what I mean though. It's not an MMA event so I don't want to see 2 hosses applying poor looking MMA submission moves to each other. Especially when one of them is a damn zombie. It's boring as hell because everyone knows the match isn't going to end on one of those moves and it looks like they were just taking a breather the whole time.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Triple H was planning to end his career, but then realized that he was getting his ass kicked by a fucking mentally handicapped and probably decide that he instead will end his own life later tonight.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Yes. I'd love to see him apply it to Nog or even a washed up Royce fucking Gracie for that matter. Taker would get his ass handed to him in about .8 seconds.
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    Fuck Me.

    But I don't want to end up being best man at my gay brother's wedding with a Bruce Villanche looking character and the fucking real life Radio in the audience.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Maybe Taker should have studied how to put on a triangle choke properly before the match. No, I have a better idea. Maybe he and JBL should have practiced putting on an ENTERTAINING MATCH instead. It's hard to get into a FAKE wrestling match when the two wrestlers are rolling around on the mat together putting on unproperly applied submission holds to each other. I think you're nit picking a little bit here. These fans aren't here to see UFC or Pride, and I doubt many of them were saying "Look at the shitty way he put on that Triangle Choke.....fuck this guys, let's do the fuckin wave. Here , hold my beer" I know that. Most people don't know what a triangle choke is. But seeing two wrestlers in a match with a predetermined outcome rolling around putting on shitty looking submissions to each other is going to bore the fuck out of anyone. If I want to see that shit, I'll watch my Pride DVDs, where the match can end at ANY time.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    Maybe Taker should have studied how to put on a triangle choke properly before the match. No, I have a better idea. Maybe he and JBL should have practiced putting on an ENTERTAINING MATCH instead. It's hard to get into a FAKE wrestling match when the two wrestlers are rolling around on the mat together putting on unproperly applied submission holds to each other.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    I enjoyed the zombie Undertaker's SELLING OF THE LEG and Pride FC tactics tonight. His wrestling style and gimmick go together so well it's un-fucking-believable. Vince is a genius. Eugene is stale. Eddie is stale. Dudleys are stale. Cena can't wrestle. I'm prepared for Eugene to turn heel with the "I'm not really a retard" gimmick. Then I'll enjoy seeing him on Heat in 3 months time wrestling Val Venis. How I wished that dogeball had hit Gail Kim square in the face and knocked her out cold though. That would have been worth the 34.99 price tag for sure.
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    Fuck Me.

    Well my brother almost burned down the house last year and Jimmy extinguished the fire, so I guess he thinks we owe him our lives. If I could get the two together though, I would have to secretly record the conversation. It would be too good to miss.
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    The OAO SummerSlam 2004 Thread

    So how about that Diva Dodgeball? I thought it was great. I thought I heard the crowd cheering for the Benoit/Orton handshake btw, but maybe I was half asleep as this show was a cure for insomnia.
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    Fuck Me.

    Is Jimmy a child molester? Actually, my mother thinks so, as he has asked my fourteen year old brother to "the lake" on many, MANY occasions. My mom is also fucking crazy though, so make of that as you will...
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    Fuck Me.

    The kid was riding his bike around my neighborhood for about 2 hours today. TWO FUCKING HOURS. I know because my dog was barking like crazy at him. I came up with a plan though: I'm going to try to introduce Gerald and Jimmy (my 30 year old creepy neighbor) and see if they hit it off. They both like to hear the sound of their own voice so maybe they can have shitty conversations with each other and leave me out of it.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    So I beat the Vikings 14-13 to win the Superbowl, finishing the year undefeated (one tie against the Bills). I start the next year making only 2 moves: Ty Law traded to Miami for a cornerback and David Patten and a 2nd round draft pick for Santana Moss. The first game I was getting killed but came back in the 4th quarter to win 21-20. The next two games against Miami and Baltimore I get my ASS HANDED TO ME. What the hell is going on? Moss is the worst at dropping balls on my team and my defense lets EVERYTHING by, yet last year they stopped everything, and Law was my only loss.
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    Disturbing story

    How did this person take shits? I imagine that would be the worst part of the death, as one thing no one should ever have to do is clean up a few years worth of a 600 pound woman's crap. Not even on fucking fear factor.
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    Fuck Me.

    I was thinking of doing this actually. I've tried it once, as there was a mentally handicapped kid in my high school that was afraid of napkins/paper towels, and one time when he went to take a shit a few friends and I through paper towels around the bathroom so that he wouldn't be able to get out of the stall. I'm not sure what this kid's fear is though, and it will be hard for me to get him in a closed in space where I can ditch him and go back to my house.
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    Fuck Me.

    Unfortunetly it's hard for me to understand what he says, so I can't even PRETEND to have a conversation with him. The other day he had me outside for 45 minutes talking, and for all I know he could have been speaking giberish. Then I told him I was going to blockbuster and HE wanted to come, and I would have brought him but I remebered that I was renting the movie Radio (true story, bad movie...don't rent it) and figured that might be a little awkward. The 30 year old is almost as big of a problem. He looks like Bruce Vallanche but a little thinner and even though he doesn't work anywhere, he goal in life is simply to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. He's also bisexual and when I talk to him he tries to have philosophical arguments but he comes off making less sense than Gerald the retard. So now I'm basically stuck in the house all day. A girl I know wanted me to go over today but neither of us have cars and I requested she pay for my cab fare. We discussed it for a few minutes and decide it wasn't going to work out.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    Well the Eagles choke in the NFC Championship game yet again, so that means I'm playing Minnesotta in the Superbowl. As long as Law does his job and shuts down Moss I'll be fine.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    What difficulty is everyone playing on. I'm on all-pro in my Patriots franchise and I'm undefeated. I'm not sure if I should bump up the difficulty though because almost every game is very close in score.
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    ESPN NFL 2K5 Thread

    I just picked this up today and it rules. I have one question though: How do I access Sportscenter in Franchise?
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    So I want to piss off a ghost

    I'd imagine that if I had a ghost in my house I would be very worried about the masturbation situation. I don't want to get in the middle of it and look up and see a damn transparent face.
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