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    Thank you for reading! Now some of you may be asking yourselves: Why is Agnes coming back to post again? Well, the answer is simple. It's because I love The SmartMarks, and it hurts me to see it in it's current state.

     

    I think I can fix this board's problems. Now, as one of the board's most popular members, I have decided that I will, one at a time, take each and every one of you and PERSONALLY make you all better posters. During which time, I will ask you to study and analyze my posts so that you can all be as good of posters as I am (I know this is a lot to ask).

     

    Now, the first lucky poster that I have personally chosen to be my lackey is none other than: CWM! That's right! CWM! Now I do realize that by attaching myself to CWM, my popularity on this board may be dragged down a bit, but I'm willing to sacrafice that for the good of the board. And CWM, not to worry. I know that in time, if you study my posts and do everything I ask of you, you will make a fine apprentice.

     

    You're welcome!

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    There is a poster here who deserves to be banned for the sheer fact that it will be a mercy killing. That poster is CWM. The alcoholic loser that is David Akeroyd is a shell of his former self. He has openly admitted to me that he has wanted to leave for quite a while, so you are actually doing him a favor.

     

    He has been just plain awful since quitting drinking. We all know he'll fall off the wagaon eventually but we can't wait that long. The man is pathetic. Today he whined about a family friend dying, obviousy to get sympathy from the rest of the board. Big deal. The person probably shot themself so they wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. I've spent hours listening to him and whine about his life and let me tell you...I wanted to shoot myself too.

     

    Ban him. You will be doing this board and David himself a great service.

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    Banky, I'd like to know how I'm immitating you. Did you invente the "internet wrestling message board guy that makes fun of people" gimmick? Face it, people like you are a dime a dozen on message boards. I'm not immitating you at all.

    Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch

    Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky.

    Then why are you copying me?

    I not. I'm a hundred times better at flaming than you when I want to be. But this isn't about you. This thread is about CWM, so I'm letting you off the hook.

    What? You want me to leave you alone? Gimmick infringement angers me. Don't senselessly attack your friends - thats so Banky of you. Go back to the tool-shed and rework this gimmick of yours. Triumph would be sad.

    Hey, if anything, you copied my gimmick. I had never even heard of you until the first establishment thread, and by that time I was one of the most popular posters here on The Smart Marks.

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    Banky, I'd like to know how I'm immitating you. Did you invente the "internet wrestling message board guy that makes fun of people" gimmick? Face it, people like you are a dime a dozen on message boards. I'm not immitating you at all.

    Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch

    Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky.

    Then why are you copying me?

    I not. I'm a hundred times better at flaming than you when I want to be. But this isn't about you. This thread is about CWM, so I'm letting you off the hook.

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    Banky, I'd like to know how I'm immitating you. Did you invente the "internet wrestling message board guy that makes fun of people" gimmick? Face it, people like you are a dime a dozen on message boards. I'm not immitating you at all.

    Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch

    Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky.

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    Banky, I'd like to know how I'm immitating you. Did you invente the "internet wrestling message board guy that makes fun of people" gimmick? Face it, people like you are a dime a dozen on message boards. I'm not immitating you at all.

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    I am leaving TSM forever.

    That's a loss for all of us.

    Who are you gonna cop your act from now?

    He came back. What a shock.

    Maybe you can steal your act from Triumph. I hear he's pretty funny. Tell me that you're gonna poop on me. Please. Maybe you can come back as Anglesault v. poop.

    I've been the same way on this board for over 2 years. There's no need for me to go out and steal your act now.

     

    When I want to leave the board, then come back, then leave, and come back again, THEN I'll steal your act.

    ...kinda like how I stole your thread? You're my bitch. What now?

    Yes. You are such a badass. All of the greatest badasses have posted on internet wrestling message boards at one time or another.

     

    You're pretty good at making fun of people via the internet, but I bet you're a little pussy when confronted in real life.

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    I am leaving TSM forever.

    That's a loss for all of us.

    Who are you gonna cop your act from now?

    He came back. What a shock.

    Maybe you can steal your act from Triumph. I hear he's pretty funny. Tell me that you're gonna poop on me. Please. Maybe you can come back as Anglesault v. poop.

    I've been the same way on this board for over 2 years. There's no need for me to go out and steal your act now.

     

    When I want to leave the board, then come back, then leave, and come back again, THEN I'll steal your act.

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    I've been talking to him on AIM since you started this. It's fake Agnes. And pretty stupid, too. This is senseless and a waste of bandwidth, even by TSM standards.

    I swear that AIMs real. I know he's your friend and all but I didn't make it up. I've been getting PMs and AIMs like that for MONTHS now.

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    I have never known CWM to capitalize that often in my AIM convos with him. Seriously. The wording doesn't even look like something he would write. And, as much as I love the guy, I can't fathom a transcript with so few typos.

    I assure you it's real. Ask CWM himself even.

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    Look, CWM and I were talking a few nights ago, and I saved one of the AIM conversations. So here is the proof if you want to read it:

     

    CWM OAOAST: I can't believe I'm not a mod at TSM

    SteveC484: why do you want to be a mod so bad for?

    CWM OAOAST: I fucking MADE that place!

    CWM OAOAST: They all owe me so much

    CWM OAOAST: If it wasn't for me TSM would be dead

    CWM OAOAST: I'm done...I fucking quit

    SteveC484: yeah

    SteveC484: well the place seems kind of lame now anyways

    CWM OAOAST: I know, Johnson has totally fucked it up

    CWM OAOAST: I can't believe how pathetic it is

    CWM OAOAST: If I was a mod i'd make sure things were done right

     

    EDIT: This is how it's been talking to him for a few months now. I'm just tired of it.

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    I assure you all this is not a swerve. CWM has changed for the worse over the past few months and I'm sick of it. Whenever I try talking to him on AIM all he does is bitch about how he isn't a mod at Smart Marks and that he isn't appreciated enough, and then he says "That's it. I convinced myself; I'm done posting there". Then I log on the next day and he's posted that night. It's fucking annoying.

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    ...and you are?

     

    I've been a member here for nearly two years, and from back in the day, I can remember CWM's posts. I remember you being a fucking Anglesault ripoff.

     

    Then, you leave, CWM takes a little hiatus, comes back, everyone is fine. All of a sudden, you come back, and you're tough shit that decides that he needs to leave for the good of the board? You're a joke, and an unfunny one at that.

    Fuck off. You're attacking me when I am just stating the truth. CWM sucks now and he has sucked for quite some time.

    I don't know where this is coming from. I'm in shock

    Just leave already. Why don't you just go off and have another drink, eh?

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    ...and you are?

     

    I've been a member here for nearly two years, and from back in the day, I can remember CWM's posts. I remember you being a fucking Anglesault ripoff.

     

    Then, you leave, CWM takes a little hiatus, comes back, everyone is fine. All of a sudden, you come back, and you're tough shit that decides that he needs to leave for the good of the board? You're a joke, and an unfunny one at that.

    Fuck off. You're attacking me when I am just stating the truth. CWM sucks now and he has sucked for quite some time.

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    ....is a washed up little bitch. His time as top poster on this board is done. He is no longer the same CWM I used to be friends with. He is not the same CWM that I invaded forums like DDT, D12, and Sweet Cherrie with. He is not the same poster that I have hour upon hours of fun with in the original OAOAST.

     

    I think that this "new" CWM should just leave the forum now, so we can just remember the times when he was a funny, intelligent poster, and not a parody of his former self.

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    The establishment lost all value after it allowed more than the 10 members it began with. By allowing all of these guys to join the new establishment, and letting all the older guys in no matter what (Popick), you (CWM) are pushing it in the complete opposite direction that it should be going.

     

    If you want a truely terrifying internet wrestling message board clique, you must keep it small with only true established posters.

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    roseanne.jpg

     

    If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,

    We're gonna last longer,

    Than the greatest wall in China,

    Or that rabbit with the drum

     

    If there's one thing that I learned,

    While waiting for my turn,

    Is that in each life some rain falls,

    But you also get some sun,

     

    And we'll make out better than ok,

    Hear what I say?

    Yeah, any day

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