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OR=Overall Rating MR=Match Rating Prime Time Wrestling for the First of January 1990: Louie Spicolli and Barry Hardy vs the Powers of Pain(w/Mr Fuji) The Powers are looking to get back into the tag title hunt and face the champions, the Colossal Connection at some point down the road. Spicolli and Hardy were the victims of a beatdown. The ending came with the Dose of Pain(The Warlord hits a vertical suplex while the Barbarian hits a clothesline off the top rope) for the pin to Spicolli. OR:52 [/b]MR:1/2*[/b] Dusty Rhodes vows to get funky like a monkey and throw 29 others over the top rope to win the Royal Rumble matchup. OR:86 Dino Bravo(w/Jimmy Hart) vs Jim Powers Jim Powers didn't manage to get the win over the Strongest Man in the World. He hit the Powerslam but Jimmy Hart put Bravo's foot on the rope. Bravo ran Powers headfirst into Hart's megaphone and hits the Side Suplex to score the pin. OR:60 MR:3/4* The Rockers vs Reno Riggens and Barry Horowitz Average match. The Rockers seemed to be phoning it in a bit tonight. The ending came with a Shawn Michaels splash off of the shoulders of Jannetty onto Riggens to score the pin. OR:58 MR:3/4* Ted DiBiase promised to finish off Jake Roberts once and for all the next time they met. Also he vowed to win the Royal Rumble Match and prove that he is the top dog in the WWF. OR:91 Paul Roma vs the Honky Tonk Man(w/Jimmy Hart) Roma got in a decent amount of offense but a sunset flip was blocked when Honky grabbed the ropes. Honky held down Roma for the pin using the ropes for leverage. OR:57 MR:1/2* Hulk Hogan is in the middle of a huge announcement. He announces that he will not compete in the Royal Rumble but he is putting up a World Title Shot at Wrestlemania for whomever wins the Rumble Match. Hogan says that his challenger on the big event will be one who deserves it. OR:91 Mr. Perfect is happy about this announcement because he can finally achieve his perfection at the Royal Rumble and then end Hulkamania at Wrestlemania VI. OR:83 Iron Mike Sharpe vs Brutus Beefcake Lots of restholds in this one. Sharpe missed a forearm drop and Beefcake pounded away. Sleeperhold is countered and Sharpe rolls up Beefcake but Beefcake reverses the cradle to score the pin. MR:DUD OR:52[/b] Jake Roberts[/u] says that Ted DiBiase is finished whenever they face next. The Snake says that he has a DDT with Dibiase's name on it. 83 The Red Rooster vs Randy Savage(/Queen Sherri) Not a squash for the most part. Pretty even match. The Red Rooster hit the Five Arm but Savage rolled to the outside. Rooster attempted to pull Savage into the ring but Savage smashed the septor over the head of the Rooster. The referee was distracted by Sherri when this happened. Savage goes up top and hits the Savage Elbow to score the pin. The Macho King steals one. OR:73 MR:** Card Average:71 After this taping aired, Iron Mike Sharpe checked into rehab to deal with a Cocaine Addiction. We hope he beats this problem and comes back to work clean.

PWH 2/28/04: Gillberg vs One Man Gang. Match Background: None. The Match: Wack kick from OMG. Uninspired brawling from One Man Gang. Wack kick from OMG. There's a two count on the pin. Big kick from OMG staggers Gillberg but that's about it. There's a two count on the pin. Gillberg powers out of a One Man Gang headlock. One Man Gang walks into a chop. That must have hurt. Covers for a quick two count. BRUTAL forearm by Gillberg, the operative word being brutal. OMG counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flapjack from OMG on Gillberg. One Man Gang has Gillberg down on the canvas. Big Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:38 Match Quality:54 (0-11 for Gillberg. One Man Gang is still feuding with the Big Boss Man over something. I'm too lazy too look it up but I think it was over Gang splashing Boss Man multiple times or something petty like that) Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake vs Rhythm and Blues. Match Background: Rhythm and Blues used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Throat chop by Valentine does nothing but remind me of the Samoan Wrestling Family Tree. Backlund counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take Valentine down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Valentine yet though. Tag between Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Valentine gets splashed in the corner. Greg Valentine takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. Valentine kicks Brutus Beefcake in the gut to reverse the momentum. Punch by Valentine, missing Beefcake COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatBeefcake didn't sell it. Tag to Honky Tonk Man. Beefcake hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Big kick from HTM staggers Beefcake but that's about it. Brutus Beefcake powers out of a Honky Tonk Man headlock. Big kick from Beefcake staggers HTM but that's about it. Tag to Bob Backlund. Ugly-looking short powerbomb by Backlund. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take HTM down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in HTM yet though. Honky Tonk Man is in trouble. Running Atomic Drop! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:60 (Honky gets pinned by Backlund once again. Nothing new. This is just to further the feuds between all four. Backlund will face Honky Tonk Man as a result of his win, maybe in a couple of weeks, maybe next week, I need to get some new napkins at the store this week) Jim Duggan vs Horshu. Match Background: None. The Match: Horshu hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Horshu takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Duggan hits a piledriver on Horshu. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Jim Duggan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Horshu can barely stand. Here it comes - Running Clothesline. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:56 (WCW Saturday Night flashbacks. Of course their is no business like Shu-Business. Duggan squashes Horshu and he will go on to wrestle and stuff like that) Mark Henry vs Ron Simmons. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Ron Simmons hits a right hand on Mark Henry. Big clothesline from Simmons. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mark Henry comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Henry strikes away at Ron Simmons, not doing much damage at all. Running clothesline from Mark Henry was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Henry on Simmons. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Simmons gets splashed in the corner. Simmons blocks a kick from Mark Henry. Ron Simmons hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Simmons DDTs Mark Henry. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Ron Simmons with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Henry. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Ron Simmons hits Henry. Henry counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Mark Henry with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simmons. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Side suplex from Henry. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall:70 Crowd Reaction:64 Match Quality:77 (A double countout. A double countout. Mark Henry goes to the back to get some donuts after the match and Ron Simmons wishes he was with Bradshaw in the shower. The good old days are long gone, your future is jobbing to Mark Henry and Rodney Mack in a comedy fed while teaming with Koko B. Ware) The Bushwhackers vs Demolition II. Match Background: The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the PWH Tag Team titles. Demolition II have been PWH Tag Team champions since 03 January 2004. The Match: Weak bodyslam on Crush by Butch sets up a legdrop. Bushwhacker Butch hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Tag to Bushwhacker Luke. Big kick from Luke staggers Crush but that's about it. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Bushwhacker Luke barely connects on Crush. Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. The Bushwhackers hook up Crush, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Demolition Crush powers out of a Bushwhacker Butch headlock. Crush tags out to Demolition Smash. BAAACK Body drop by Butch gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Smash hits a piledriver on Bushwhacker Butch. That used to end matches, you know. Tag to Demolition Crush. Demolition II whip Butch into the corner. Demolition Smash whips Demolition Crush in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Fallaway slam by Demolition Crush puts down Bushwhacker Butch. Spear by Demolition Crush. Tag between Demolition Crush and Demolition Smash. Demolition Smash with a spinning neckbreaker on Butch. Bushwhacker Butch avoids a Demolition Smash avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag between Bushwhacker Butch and Bushwhacker Luke. Powerslam from Bushwhacker Luke on Smash. Demolition Smash climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Luke. Demolition Crush bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Smash by accident. Demolition Smash can barely stand. Big Headbutt! 1....2....3. My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall:64 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:75 (THE BUSHWHACKERS HAVE DONE IT. They are the new PWH Tag Team Champions. Luke and Butch. It looked a bit flukeish so this may be short lived title reign. The Bushwhackers deserve a taste at the tag team gold. They have been selling foam fingers for years. The Bushwhackers) Scotty Riggs vs Jake Roberts. Match Background: None. The Match: A weak headbutt on Riggs by Roberts causes nothing but pain for both. Jake Roberts strikes Scotty Riggs. Riggs gets splashed in the corner. Riggs takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Riggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Riggs hits a dropkick on Jake Roberts. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Scotty Riggs, getting as close to zero air as possible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jake Roberts pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Roberts hits a piledriver on Scotty Riggs. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Jake Roberts scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Riggs counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Scotty Riggs hits Roberts. Jake Roberts once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Weak bodyslam on Riggs by Roberts sets up a legdrop. Scotty Riggs is in trouble. Here it comes - DDT. Irwin R. Schyster quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jake Roberts turns around. Irwin R. Schyster spins Roberts around. Irwin R. Schyster hits the Samoan Drop! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of IRS! Riggs and IRS are putting the boots to Jake Roberts! Jimmy Snuka comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Riggs \ IRS running for cover. Jimmy Snuka saved Roberts from a major beating. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:41 Match Quality:56 (Jimmy Snuka is back from the blindness. This will set up a tag team match down the road.) Giant Gonzales vs Nathan Jones vs Kamala. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This is a continuation of the Nathan J vs Kamala feud. So far, Nathan J hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Kamala since the feud started. This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: Giant Gonzales strikes Kamala. Giant Gonzales hits Nathan J. Gonzales walks into a drop toe hold. Punch by Kamala, missing Gonzales COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatGonzales didn't sell it. Full nelson slam on Kamala. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Weak bodyslam on Nathan J by Gonzales sets up a legdrop. Nathan J counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kamala \ Nathan J hook up Gonzales, then hit a double suplex. Kamala knocks Gonzales down to the canvas with a clothesline. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nathan Jones ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Kamala backdrops Nathan Jones out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kamala. Kamala punches away at Giant Gonzales. Kamala floors Giant Gonzales. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:50 (Nathan Jones looked sluggish which means his morale is going down. In other news, just signed Kamala will face Nathan Jones on the next card for the PWH World Title. Hmmm, no I can't decide who will win this match. Kamala wins this match by pinning Gonzo at any rate. Gonzales will not be their tag lay down for Kamala to save him from OUR HERO~! next week) Overall:56

IT'S BACK. Weekly PPV model. Saturday Night's Main Event for 12/6/03 Dark Match of Doom: Chip Minton vs Virgil. Match Background: Minton is making his debut at this show. Virgil is making his debut at this show. The Match: Chip Minton hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Chip Minton turns Virgil inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Chip Minton turns Virgil inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pin, but Virgil is out just before the three count. Chip Minton hits a right hand on Virgil. There's a two count on the pin. Chip Minton gets taken down out of nowhere! Big kick from Virgil staggers Minton but that's about it. Weak bodyslam by Virgil. Chip Minton reverses a hip toss. Chip Minton DDTs Virgil, but it just looked terrible. Virgil charges, Minton moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Virgil knocks Minton to the outside, then signals for the Uppercut. He reaches out of the ring for Chip Minton...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Minton sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:39 Crowd Reaction:28 Match Quality:51 (Virgil you should know. Chip Minton is an EVIL BOBSLEDDER. I am serious. -* rating in the first match. It's SO good to be back. Now time for the REAL Show) Your Hosts are:Tony "This is the Greatest Night in Sport's Entertainment History" Shiavone and Mark "Jelly Donut" Madden. PWH Tag Team Tournament First Round Match: Kendall Windham and Scott Putski vs Disorderly Conduct. Match Background: Windham is making his debut at this show. Putski is making his debut at this show. Tom is making his debut at this show. Mike is making his debut at this show. The Match: Mike slams Kendall Windham down. Windham is sure in trouble now. Windham flips out of a Mean Mike bodyslam attempt. Fallaway slam by Kendall Windham puts down Mean Mike. Windham tags out to Scott Putski. Scott Putski strikes Mean Mike with a hard blow. Scott Putski with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Mike. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Mean Mike fights out of a grapple. Weak bodyslam on Putski by Mike sets up a legdrop. Tag between Mean Mike and Tough Tom. Tough Tom hits Putski. Tough Tom strikes Scott Putski with a hard blow. Putski ducks a wild right hand. Scott Putski strikes Tough Tom with a hard blow. Tag between Scott Putski and Kendall Windham. Death valley driver by Kendall Windham! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Windham slams Tough Tom down and motions to the crowd. Tough Tom can barely stand. Swinging Neckbreaker! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Do you know what * means? It's the equivalent of buying your favorite soft drink, looking under the cap and seeing 'Sorry, Try again.' At least you got the soft drink. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:25 Match Quality:76 (I was SO happy when I downloaded RaveX 19 and found my favourite WCW Saturday Night Tag Team Mean Mike and Tough Tom. Kendall Windham and Scott Putski advance to the Semifinals of the tournament which if you think I am putting up brackets, you have got to be joking. I am just making this up as I go) King Kong Bundy calls Hogan bald. Hogan comes out and he says that Bundy has no room to talk. Hogan then makes King Kong Bundy face a special MYSTERY OPPONENT~! tonight in the first round of the World Title tournament. The Hulkster poses because that's what we paid to see after all. 57 First Round of the PWH Television Title Tournament: Saba Simba vs Skinner. Match Background: Simba is making his debut at this show. Skinner is making his debut at this show. The Match: Powerslam from Saba Simba on Skinner. Saba Simba scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Sloppy discus punch from Saba Simba barely connects on Skinner. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Skinner by Simba sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Skinner powers out of a Saba Simba headlock. Skinner suplexes Simba to the canvas and floats over. Skinner scores with a poor face jam on Saba Simba. Simba reverses a Skinner hammerlock. Weak bodyslam by Simba. Skinner is in trouble. Powerslam! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:54 (Tony Atlas, in a desperate attempt to find work, brings the Saba Simba gimmick to PWH. As for Steve Keirn, he hit his head and he thought it was 1992 and he was Skinner. Saba advances to the second round of the Television Title Tournament to face the winner of whoever wrestles in the next match in the tournament) PWH Interconinental Title Tournament First Round Match: Bob Backlund vs Greg Valentine. Match Background: Backlund is making his debut at this show. Valentine is making his debut at this show. The Match: Bob Backlund scores with a poor face jam on Greg Valentine. Chin crusher by Bob Backlund, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Ugly-looking short powerbomb by Backlund. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bob Backlund uses an armbreaker to take Valentine down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Valentine yet though. There's a two count on the pin. Valentine kicks Bob Backlund in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bob Backlund walks into a suplex from Greg Valentineand gets taken down hard. Suplex into a front slam from Valentine, but it was just TERRIBLE. Backlund reverses a waistlock. Bob Backlund scores with a poor face jam on Greg Valentine. Greg Valentine is in trouble. Running Atomic Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:56 (Bob Backlund is an ALL AMERICAN by gawd. He advances to the next round in the Interconinental Title Tournament. The reason he is not Mr. Bob Backlund is that he can't use the Chickenwing because of a reason which you will see later. ) PWH Tag Team Title Match: The Bushwhackers vs Midnight Express. Match Background: Butch is making his debut at this show. Luke is making his debut at this show. Lane is making his debut at this show. Beautiful is making his debut at this show. The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Beautiful hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Weak bodyslam on Beautiful by Butch sets up a legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Beautiful pushes out of a Bushwhacker Butch hold. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Bushwhacker Butch by Beautiful. Remember when that was a legit finish? Massive backbreaker on Butch and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Tag to Stan Lane. Stan Lane turns Butch inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Butch flips out of a Stan Lane bodyslam attempt. Butch tags out to Bushwhacker Luke. Bushwhacker Luke strikes Stan Lane. Weak bodyslam on Lane by Luke sets up a legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Bushwhacker Luke hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. Flapjack from Butch on Lane. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Lane blocks a kick from Bushwhacker Butch. Stan Lane with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Butch. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Lane tags out to Bobby Eaton. Bodyslam by Beautiful. Bobby Eaton moves in for the kill. Alabama Slam! 1....2....3. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:55 Match Quality:56 (The Midnight Express win this Tag Team Tournament Match and advance to face Kendall and Putski whenever. Would it be a PWH incarnation without the Bushwhackers? I thought not. ) Non-Tournament Match: Gobbeldy Gooker vs Barry Horowitz. Match Background: Gooker is making his debut at this show. Horowitz is making his debut at this show. The Match: Horowitz gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Gooker! Gooker drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Horowitz. Horowitz gets caught with a short powerbomb from Gooker. Barry Horowitz takes a butterfly suplex from Gooker. Barry Horowitz avoids a Gobbeldy Gooker avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Barry Horowitz punches away at Gobbeldy Gooker. Barry Horowitz DDTs Gooker in a move that is so poorly executed, you can actually see that Gobbeldy Gooker's head didn't touch the mat at all. Covers for a quick two count. Gooker counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Horowitz takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. Gobbeldy Gooker brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Horowitz in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Horowitz blocks a kick from Gobbeldy Gooker. Barry Horowitz DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Gooker. Horowitz walks into a drop toe hold. Gobbeldy Gooker snap suplexes Horowitz HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Gooker is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Gobbeldy Gooker floors Barry Horowitz. Here it comes...The Chicken Wing! Barry Horowitz taps! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:49 Match Quality:46 (The reason that Bob Backlund cannot use the Chicken Wing, right there. Barry Horowitz does what he does best. JOB. Hector Guerrero needs money to pay his power bills so he is the Gooker once again. I have nothing else to had) King Kong Bundy is in the ring and he waits for his mystery opponent. IT'S NATHAN JONES~~~~~~~!!!! Nathan Jones has come back home to where he belongs. King Kong Bundy nearly faints from the shock of what he has to face. The Legendary Nathan Jones. 62 PWH World Title Tournament First Round Match: King Kong Bundy vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: Bundy is making his debut at this show. Nathan J is making his debut at this show. The Match: Bundy gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Nathan Jones hits some punches. How generic. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nathan Jones ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on King Kong Bundy by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Bundy blocks a kick from Nathan Jones. Nathan J hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Covers for a quick two count. Bundy hits a piledriver on Nathan Jones. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Nathan Jones comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nathan Jones just KILLS King Kong Bundy! King Kong Bundy is in trouble. Choke Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:52 Match Quality:42 (Nathan Jones, the one thing that was sorely lacking from PWH-the Second Version. Pro Wrestling Hogan is fun again. The Disorderly Conduct. Chip Minton. The Gooker. Nathan Jones. All those added together equals GREATEST FED EVER. And there is much more to come) Overall:52 506 people attended Saturday Night's Main Event.

Jeremy Red goes to wrestling school and attempts to learn to do a clothesline. Be there.

WWF Heat 9/30/01: Stacy and Torrie get into a catfight backstage. It's Torrie and Tajiri vs Stacy and Tazz later tonight in a mixed tag team match. 80 Billy Gunn vs Lance Storm. Match Background: None. The Match: SUPER frankensteiner on Billy, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Springboard dropkick from Lance Storm. Nicely done. Vicious kick to the teeth from Lance Storm. Pin, but Billy is out just before the three count. Billy takes a flying neckbreaker from Lance Storm. Covers for a quick two count. Billy Gunn avoids a Lance Storm avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Big kick from Billy staggers Storm but that's about it. Billy Gunn hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Lance Storm fights out of a grapple. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Billy is down! Lance Storm has Billy Gunn down on the canvas. Canadian Maple Leaf!!! Billy Gunn taps out! My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall:68 Crowd Reaction:67 Match Quality:70 Tommy Dreamer is your guest host for Heat. 72 Tajiri gets ready for tonight. 79 Spike Dudley vs Mike Awesome. Match Background: None. The Match: Spike strikes away at Mike Awesome, not doing much damage at all. Spike Dudley hits a right hand on Mike Awesome and follows it up with a couple more. Mike Awesome takes a right hand to the temple from Spike. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Covers for a quick two count. Spike Dudley with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Awesome. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mike Awesome pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spike is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear by Mike Awesome. Spike blocks a punch. Spike Dudley scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Mike Awesome gets whipped into the turnbuckles by Spike. Dudley Dogg!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 Overall:66 Crowd Reaction:64 Match Quality:68 Perry Saturn vs Raven. Match Background: None. The Match: Saturn is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BAAACK Body drop by Saturn gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Saturn flips out of a Raven bodyslam attempt. Perry Saturn with a spinning neckbreaker on Raven. STIFF~! chop lights up Raven who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Flying shoulder tackle by Saturn sends Raven CRASHING to the mat. Saturn drops an elbow...but Raven moves out of the way. Full nelson slam on Saturn. Perry Saturn is in trouble. Evenflow DDT! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall:77 Crowd Reaction:78 Match Quality:75 Tazz and Stacy Keibler vs Tajiri and Torrie Wilson. Match Background: None. The Match: Torrie Wilson takes a butterfly suplex from Tazz. Tazz hits a stalling suplex on Torrie. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Tazz and Stacy Keibler. Stacy \ Tazz hook up Torrie, then hit a double suplex. Stacy uses a neckbreaker on Torrie. Hooks the leg for a two count. BORING ass brawling from Stacy. Stacy goes for a splash but Torrie puts the knees up. Side suplex from Torrie. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Tag to Tajiri. Hard back suplex on Stacy. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Lightning kick by Tajiri on Stacy. Stacy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Stacy Keibler and Tazz. Doctor Bomb connects and Tajiri landed hard. High Angle DDT by Tazz just SPIKES Tajiri down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Double arm suplex by Tazz connects as Tajiri hits hard. Tajiri counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Tajiri. Tazz is in trouble. Here it comes - Kick Of Death. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:71 Crowd Reaction:81 Match Quality:51 Overall:68

WWF Smackdown 9/27/01: T and T vs Brothers Of Destruction. Match Background: Booker and Test are teaming up as T and T for the first time tonight. Brothers Of Destruction are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WCW Tag Team titles. Brothers Of Destruction have been WCW Tag Team champions since 09 August 2001. The Match: Fallaway slam by Kane puts down Booker T. Booker blocks a punch. Booker T with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Booker tags out to Test. Test strikes Kane with a hard blow. Running clothesline from Test was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Kane backdrops Test out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kane. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Test by Kane. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag to Undertaker. Undertaker strikes away at Test, not doing much damage at all. Undertaker slams Test down. Test is sure in trouble now. Test backdrops Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Test. Test hits a right hand on Undertaker. Tag between Test and Booker T. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Booker T just KILLS Undertaker! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Booker T with a spinning neckbreaker on Undertaker. Booker T grapples with Undertaker, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Undertaker: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:63 Crowd Reaction:79 Match Quality:50 Chris Kanyon and Rhyno vs Hardy Boyz. Match Background: Hardy Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Rhyno is the reigning WCW United States champion, and has been since 23 September 2001. The Match: Matt gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Chris Kanyon snap suplexes Matt HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Kanyon is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! There's a two count on the pin. Matt powers out of a headlock. Matt hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag to Jeff Hardy. Second rope flying axe handle, Kanyon goes down. One day, Jeff might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jeff drops an elbow...but Chris Kanyon moves out of the way. Kanyon tags out to Rhyno. Kanyon \ Rhyno hook up Jeff, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Jeff Hardy by Rhyno. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeff walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Tag to Chris Kanyon. Spear! Jeff is down! Pin, but Jeff is out just before the three count. Jeff Hardy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. Spin kick by Matt Hardy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Chris Kanyon is in trouble. Twist Of Fate!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Great match, it deserves every snowflake its getting. ****1\4 Overall:81 Crowd Reaction:88 Match Quality:93 Commisioner Regal makes X-Pac against The Big Show for tonight. 68 Big Show vs X-Pac. Match Background: X-Pac is the reigning WWF Lightweight champion, and has been since 19 August 2001. X-Pac is the reigning WCW Cruiserweight champion, and has been since 30 July 2001. The Match: Show strikes away at X-Pac, not doing much damage at all. Running clothesline from Big Show was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Hooks the leg for a two count. X-Pac powers out of a headlock. Implant DDT by X-Pac! I will always and forever mark out for that move. STIFF high kick on Show by X-Pac. X-Pac uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Show blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Weak bodyslam by Show. X-Pac is in trouble. Show Stopper! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall:63 Crowd Reaction:75 Match Quality:60 The Rock and Kurt Angle bond backstage. 95 Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the WWF Hardcore title. Rob Van Dam has been WWF Hardcore champion since 10 September 2001. The Match: Chris Jericho dropkicks RVD after leaping off an upturned shopping cart! Massive backbreaker on RVD and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Rob Van Dam is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Jericho walks into a high dropkick from Rob Van Dam, almost losing several teeth in the process. Jericho takes a flying neckbreaker from Rob Van Dam. Covers for a quick two count. Rob Van Dam sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Rob Van Dam connects. Rob Van Dam misses a clothesline. Jericho crushes RVD with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on RVD. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. RVD takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. Slam into the table by Jericho. Jericho charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Springboard dropkick from Rob Van Dam. Nicely done. Chris Jericho gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Five Star Frog Splash! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Good bout. In my estimation, it's about ***3/4. Overall:74 Crowd Reaction:84 Match Quality:83 Ivory vs Molly Holly. Match Background: None. The Match: Powerslam from Ivory on Molly. Ivory knocks Molly down to the canvas with a clothesline. Flapjack from Ivory on Molly. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Punch by Ivory, missing Molly COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatMolly didn't sell it. Covers for a quick two count. Molly Holly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Ivory takes a flying neckbreaker from Molly Holly. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Ivory is down! Ivory ducks a wild right hand. Messed up bodyslam by Ivory almost kills Molly. Ivory moves in for the kill. Poison Ivory!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:60 Hurricane Hurri-Naps Molly 59 Bradshaw vs Christian. Match Background: This match is for the WWF Intercontinental title. Christian has been WWF Intercontinental champion since 23 September 2001. The Match: Christian uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Christian crushes Bradshaw with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bradshaw avoids a Christian avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Wack kick from Bradshaw. Running clothesline from Bradshaw was actually MIGHTY sloppy. There's a two count on the pin. Bradshaw scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bradshaw strikes Christian with a hard blow. Christian ducks a wild right hand. Super kick by Christian. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Christian. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, Bradshaw goes down. One day, Christian might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Christian connects with a back heel kick on Bradshaw and gets back up quickly. Bradshaw reverses a Christian hammerlock. Christian gets splashed in the corner. Flapjack from Bradshaw on Christian. Edge just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Christian gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Bradshaw takes some shots at Christian as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall:64 Crowd Reaction:71 Match Quality:73 Dudley Boyz vs The Rock and Kurt Angle. Match Background: Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWF Tag Team titles. Kurt Angle is the reigning WWF World champion, and has been since 23 September 2001. Dudley Boyz have been WWF Tag Team champions since 17 September 2001. The Match: Rock scoops and slams Bubba Ray Dudley. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? The Rock with a spinning neckbreaker on Bubba. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between The Rock and Kurt Angle. Rock \ Angle whip Bubba into the corner. The Rock whips Kurt Angle in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle, who got a ton of air on the move. Bubba Ray Dudley avoids a Kurt Angle avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Full nelson slam on Angle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Full nelson slam on Angle. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kurt Angle by D-Von. Remember when that was a legit finish? D-Von walks into a drop toe hold. A Gut buster connects on D-Von and hits hard. Angle tags out to The Rock. The Rock connects with rights and lefts and D-Von Dudley is down! D-Von tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Flying shoulder tackle by Rock sends Bubba CRASHING to the mat. The Rock signals for the Rock Bottom! Booker T comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Kurt Angle goes to make the save, but is attacked at ringside by Test! The Rock turns around. Booker T spins Rock around. Booker T hits the Book End! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Booker! T and T aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on Rock \ Angle, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away! My Opinion: A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Keep on trucking...you'll get there. Overall:84 Crowd Reaction:92 Match Quality:96 Overall:67

WWF Raw 9/24/01: Bradshaw, Kane, and Undertaker vs The Alliance. Match Background: Dudley Boyz are the reigning WWF Tag Team champions, and have been since 17 September 2001. Brothers Of Destruction are the reigning WCW Tag Team champions, and have been since 09 August 2001. The Match: Undertaker is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Bodyslam by D-Von. D-Von tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. BAAACK Body drop by Undertaker gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Full nelson slam on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Test. Bubba \ Test whip Undertaker into the corner. Bubba Ray Dudley whips Test in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Test strikes Undertaker with a hard blow. Test misses a clothesline. Undertaker hits a right hand on Test. Undertaker tags out to Bradshaw. Bradshaw hits a right hand on Test. Sloppy discus punch from Bradshaw barely connects on Test. Pin, but Test is out just before the three count. Bradshaw with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Test. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Bradshaw tags out to Kane. Test is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Running knee lift from Kane. Test counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Fallaway slam by D-Von Dudley puts down Kane. Kane tags out to Undertaker. D-Von Dudley takes a right hand to the temple from Undertaker. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Undertaker hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Undertaker moves in for the kill. Last Ride! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man. Overall:73 Crowd Reaction:75 Match Quality:70 Stacy and Torrie have an arguement and Tajiri will face a mystery man of Stacy tonight. 75 Shane makes the Rock vs Rob Van Dam for the WCW World Title and Booker T vs Kurt Angle for the WWF World Title. That's all tonight on Raw. 83 Tazz vs Tajiri. Match Background: None. The Match: Tazz hits some punches. How generic. Tajiri just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Tazz. Big forearm by Tazz makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Tazz. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Covers for a quick two count. Tajiri blocks a punch. Tajiri strikes Tazz. Covers for a quick two count. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Tajiri. Tazz powers out of a Tajiri headlock. Powerbomb on Tajiri. Tazz floors Tajiri. Tazzmission!!! Tajiri taps out! My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4 Overall:83 Crowd Reaction:76 Match Quality:90 Jeff Hardy vs Rhyno. Match Background: This match is for the WCW United States title. Rhyno has been WCW United States champion since 23 September 2001. The Match: Jeff takes a headbutt from Rhyno. Rhyno connects with rights and lefts and Jeff Hardy is down! Jeff takes a headbutt from Rhyno. Covers for a quick two count. Rhyno with a spinning neckbreaker on Jeff. There's a two count on the pin. Rhyno goes for a splash but Jeff puts the knees up. Jeff Hardy strikes Rhyno. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Jeff Hardy. Jeff charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Rhyno just KILLS Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy can barely stand. GORE! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***. Overall:83 Crowd Reaction:85 Match Quality:80 Ivory, The Hurricane, and Lance Storm vs Molly Holly, Spike Dudley, and Big Show. Match Background: The Hurricane is the reigning WWF European champion, and has been since 27 August 2001. The Match: Lance Storm kicks the leg, knocks Molly down, and goes to work on it. Hard back suplex on Molly. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Storm tags out to Ivory. Molly takes a couple of weak clotheslines. Ivory DDTs Molly in a move that is so poorly executed, you can actually see that Molly Holly's head didn't touch the mat at all. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to The Hurricane. Ivory \ Hurricane whip Molly into the corner. Ivory whips The Hurricane in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Implant DDT by The Hurricane! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Molly pushes out of a The Hurricane hold. Hard back suplex on Hurricane. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag to Spike Dudley. Big kick from Spike staggers Hurricane but that's about it. Sloppy discus punch from Spike Dudley barely connects on Hurricane. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Hurricane by Spike sets up a legdrop. Tag between Spike Dudley and Big Show. Show strikes away at The Hurricane, not doing much damage at all. Weak bodyslam on Hurricane by Show sets up a legdrop. Hurricane pushes out of a Big Show hold. Tag to Lance Storm. Show takes a flying neckbreaker from Lance Storm. Show tags out to Molly Holly. Molly just WAFFLES Storm with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! SUPER frankensteiner on Storm, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Lance Storm gets knocked to the ground by Molly, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Molly Go Round, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: All you deserve for this is *. That DOESN'T mean that you're a deputy or a cop or whatever. Overall:59 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:68 Booker T vs Kurt Angle. Match Background: This match is for the WWF World title. Kurt Angle has been WWF World champion since 23 September 2001. The Match: Booker takes a back suplex. Kurt Angle connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Booker gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle! Covers for a quick two count. Booker takes a flying neckbreaker from Kurt Angle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Booker T comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Booker slams Kurt Angle. Covers for a quick two count. Big piledriver on Angle. Angle flips out of a Booker T bodyslam attempt. Mick Foley-esque Double Arm DDT by Angle connects as Booker is down! Booker T gets knocked to the ground by Angle. Here it comes...Ankle Lock! Booker T taps! My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Overall:82 Crowd Reaction:86 Match Quality:76 Chris Jericho vs Christian. Match Background: This match is for the WWF Intercontinental title. Christian has been WWF Intercontinental champion since 23 September 2001. The Match: Chris Jericho connects with a back heel kick on Christian and gets back up quickly. Chris Jericho connects with a back heel kick on Christian and gets back up quickly. Fallaway slam by Chris Jericho puts down Christian. Big dropkick by Chris Jericho, who got a ton of air on the move. Christian pushes out of a Chris Jericho hold. Jericho takes a flying neckbreaker from Christian. Super kick by Christian. There's a two count on the pin. Jericho blocks a punch. Spear by Chris Jericho. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Christian. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Christian counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Jericho walks into a high dropkick from Christian, almost losing several teeth in the process. Chris Jericho powers out of a Christian headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Christian goes down. One day, Jericho might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Christian gets whipped into the corner by Jericho, who charges in with a clothesline. Christian grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Christian gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall:81 Crowd Reaction:84 Match Quality:75 Chris Kanyon vs Matt Hardy. Match Background: None. The Match: Chris Kanyon hits a stalling suplex on Matt. Death valley driver by Chris Kanyon! No one executes that move properly anymore. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Chris Kanyon just KILLS Matt Hardy! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Matt Hardy by Kanyon. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Matt flips out of a Chris Kanyon bodyslam attempt. Spin kick by Matt Hardy to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Kanyon takes a NICE hurrancarana from Matt Hardy. Kanyon powers out of a headlock. Spinebuster by Chris Kanyon. Chris Kanyon moves in for the kill. Here it comes - I'm Betta Than You. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. Overall:82 Crowd Reaction:81 Match Quality:84 X-Pac vs William Regal. Match Background: X-Pac is the reigning WWF Lightweight champion, and has been since 19 August 2001. X-Pac is the reigning WCW Cruiserweight champion, and has been since 30 July 2001. The Match: X-Pac just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Regal. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Covers for a quick two count. X-Pac counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. X-Pac strikes Regal. Spin kick by X-Pac to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Regal counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Doctor Bomb connects and X-Pac landed hard. X-Pac is in trouble. Here it comes - Union Jack. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall:75 Crowd Reaction:71 Match Quality:80 The Rock vs Rob Van Dam. Match Background: This match is for the WCW World title. Rob Van Dam is the reigning WWF Hardcore champion, and has been since 10 September 2001. The Rock has been WCW World champion since 19 August 2001. The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Lightning kick by RVD on Rock. Covers for a quick two count. The Rock fights out of a grapple. The Rock connects with rights and lefts and Rob Van Dam is down! BIG clothesline on RVD. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on RVD! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Rob Van Dam by Rock. Remember when that was a legit finish? RVD pushes out of a The Rock hold. RVD crushes Rock with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious chokeslam byRob Van Dam! I'd compare it to Akira Taue, but then that would start another argument on the TSM Forums. Pin, but Rock is out just before the three count. Implant DDT by Rob Van Dam! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Rob Van Dam connects with a back heel kick on Rock and gets back up quickly. Rock flips out of a Rob Van Dam bodyslam attempt. Running knee lift from The Rock. The Rock scores with a big spinebuster. Stephanie McMahon has climbed up onto the apron! Rock turns...and falls for the distraction! Rob Van Dam runs at Rock from behind...but misses! Rob Van Dam collides with Stephanie McMahon! Rob Van Dam is in trouble. Here it comes - Rock Bottom. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall:82 Crowd Reaction:85 Match Quality:78 Overall:78

Just When You Thought It was Safe to come back in the Fantasy Booking Board: PWH 2/21/04: Virgil vs Gillberg. Match Background: None. The Match: Virgil DDTs Gillberg, but it just looked terrible. Virgil scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Virgil turns Gillberg inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Virgil with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Gillberg. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. There's a two count on the pin. Virgil charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Double leg takedown from Gillberg sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Gillberg hits a shaky delayed suplex on Virgil. Davey Boy Smith is looking down from heaven...and shaking his head in disapproval. Gillberg gets taken down out of nowhere! Virgil hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Gillberg can barely stand. Here it comes - Piledriver. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:43 Match Quality:53 Match Quality:52 (Gillberg is at 0-10. Althrough a loss to Virgil would dampen anyone's morale. Nevermind that because it is time for the big show) This match really has no point, does it not: Scotty Riggs vs Bobby Walker. Match Background: None. The Match: Weak bodyslam by Riggs. Scotty Riggs blasts Walker with a superkick. Scotty Riggs blasts Walker with a superkick. Pin, but Walker is out just before the three count. Riggs hits an arm drag on Walker, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. There's a two count on the pin. Walker reverses a Scotty Riggs hammerlock. Running clothesline from Bobby Walker was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Powerslam from Bobby Walker on Riggs. Riggs flips out of a Bobby Walker bodyslam attempt. Scotty Riggs hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Bobby Walker hooks up a suplex, but Riggs flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:48 Crowd Reaction:38 Match Quality:59 (This match blew. Jimmy Snuka will return next week to confront Scotty Riggs about blinding him and stuff) Recycled Angle Alert: Disorderly Conduct vs Rock N Roll Express. Match Background: Rock N Roll Express are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Robert Gibson arm drags Tom over and locks on an armbar. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tom. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton. Rock N Roll Express whip Tom into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ricky Morton kicks the leg, knocks Tom down, and goes to work on it. Tom blocks a kick from Ricky Morton. Tough Tom scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Tag between Tough Tom and Mean Mike. Morton takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big clothesline from Mike. Morton pushes out of a Mean Mike hold. Tag between Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Mike. Slingshot clothesline by Gibson, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Gibson snapmares Mean Mike and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Gibson drops an elbow...but Mean Mike moves out of the way. Mean Mike hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Gibson holds Mean Mike in place. Ricky Morton charges...but Mike ducks, andMortonends up flooringGibson! Mean Mike moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Hangman's Neckbreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished. Morton and Gibson remain in the ring. Robert Gibson does not look happy at losing. Ricky Morton goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Gibson. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. My Opinion: This match gets two stars from me. Nothing more, nothing less. ** Overall:61 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:80 (Holy shit. **. That's got to be a PWH record. Meanwhile the Rock and Roll Express seem not to be getting alone. Meanwhile, I am having flashbacks to PWH V-1. Disorderly Conduct get the win, so the end is here. ) The partners of these two men are feuding, so let's put them in a match: Secret Agent Mack vs Koko B. Ware. Match Background: None. The Match: Koko takes a headbutt from Secret Agent Mack. Bodyslam by Mack. Hooks the leg for a two count. Secret Agent Mack misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Koko B. Ware connects with a back heel kick on Mack and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Mack. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Mack counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Full nelson slam on Koko. Koko B. Ware gets knocked to the ground by Mack. Here it comes...Blackout! Koko B. Ware taps! My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:36 Match Quality:66 (I really have nothing to add to this match. Let's move on shall we) Can the Snake finally strike gold or will IRS audit his ass: Jake Roberts vs Irwin R. Schyster. Match Background: IRS and Roberts have been feuding recently. So far, IRS hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Roberts since the feud started. This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Jake Roberts hits a right hand on Irwin R. Schyster. Jake Roberts hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Irwin R. Schyster reverses a hip toss. IRS slams Jake Roberts. Jake Roberts charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Jake Roberts down! Pin, but Roberts is out just before the three count. Irwin R. Schyster with a spinning neckbreaker on Roberts. Irwin R. Schyster misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Weak bodyslam by Roberts. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jake Roberts turns IRS inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pin, but IRS is out just before the three count. Jake Roberts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. A weak headbutt on IRS by Roberts causes nothing but pain for both. Roberts charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. BAAACK Body drop by Roberts gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Irwin R. Schyster connects and Jake Roberts is down! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Jake Roberts floors IRS, then signals for the DDT. Meanwhile, Irwin R. Schyster has something in his hands. Roberts comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Jake Roberts manages to grab them. Irwin R. Schyster gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Jake Roberts used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Jake Roberts has been disqualified! Roberts grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:62 Match Quality:63 (Dusty Finish. A cheap way in continueing this feud. Jake hit the referee because he thought he was trying to steal the cocaine in his pocket. Also Jake Roberts used an illegal weapon. You mean there are LEGAL weapons. This is far from over, of course) Greg Valentine is on the Honky Tonk Hotel. He says some not so nice things about Brutus Beefacke. The Booty Disciple Barber Butcher Man Without a Name or Face Beefcake takes offense to this and beats up the Hammer. These two are feuding, you know. 47 The match finally happens: The Tag Title Match: Demolition II vs New Rockers. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. This match is for the PWH Tag Team titles. Demolition II have been PWH Tag Team champions since 03 January 2004. The Match: Smash slams Leif Cassidy. Demolition Smash with a spinning neckbreaker on Leif. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Demolition Crush. Demolition II whip Leif into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Leif counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Marty Jannetty. Marty Jannetty hits a shitty missile dropkick on Crush. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jannetty hits an arm drag on Crush, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Crush ducks a wild right hand. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Marty Jannetty by Crush. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag between Demolition Crush and Demolition Smash. Smash scoops and slams Marty Jannetty. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Tag to Leif Cassidy. BIG clothesline on Leif. Leif Cassidy is in big trouble...Decapation Elbow!! 1....2....3! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:61 Match Quality:63 (Demoltion retain the titles and seal the feud. Next week they defend against the Bushwhackers in a rare face vs face match. Then again when your heel teams are Doom(Koko B. Ware and Faarooq), The Midnight Express, and Disorderly Conduct, The Whackers might not be too bad) The big announcement is that Nathan Jones will be inserted in the world title match next week. It will be Giant Gonzales vs Kamala vs Nathan Jones in a Triple Threat Match for the PWH World Title. Can Nathan win the gold for the third time? Only way to find out. Turn in next week. 62 Overall:56

Providing of course if Mad Matt can get out of the insane asylum in time for the show. Jeremy Red will go to that asylum during the week in a sad attempt to try and get Mad Matt out and some exclusive footage will be shown of that. Will Red suceed? Will he fail. Or will he just be arrested for impersonating a wrestler? Only one way to find out. Tune into HeldDown.

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First of all a little background: Back in January 2002 I started a circuit on TNM7 that used wrestlers not signed by the WWF. Two simple rules. 1) If any wrestler is signed by the WWF/E that competes in my fed, I have to take him off the roster(now however I have plenty of time to bury the wrestler like the I am Triple H and the wrestler is (insert wrestler buried by Triple H recently) since I am behind in November 2002. ) 2) At the same time, If WWE releases a wrestler I can pick him up. For example in July 2003, I can sign Crash Holly(I know, I didn't want to go for the most OBVIOUS examples of who I would sign when they get released when game time concides with real time) As I said I am in November 2002. I just finished my ninth PPV. It is called Last Chance at Redemption. A double main event involving....well you are going to have to read the card to find out. I kept with TNM7 despite EWR being out because my fed cannot be done in EWR, especially my PPVs which can get up to 14-15 matches at time. And to hold these three questions off right at the bat. 1) Harry Harris=Original creation of mine 2) Dark Warrior=Ultimate Warrior with less selling but a cooler finisher(which debuts on this card). 3)Flashfly and Sean Studd=Johnny Swinger and Simon Diamond This has some of the bad comedy elements that you know and love from PWH/DDW but it also has something the WWE would never DARE to try in most matches:Psycology in a lot of the matches. I am forgetting something....oh yeah the card. Silly me. http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/mcw4/n...mption2002.html and if you want to read some older cards you can visit: http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/mcw4/n...waarchives.html All links to future cards will also be posted here.

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PWH 2/14/04: I have no witty subtitle for this dark match: Gillberg vs Tama. Match Background: Tama is making his debut at this show. The Match: Tama hits Gillberg. Tama slams Gillberg down. Gillberg is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tama charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tama walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Tama walks into a chop. That must have hurt. Tama walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Tama comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tama hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Gillberg can barely stand. Here it comes - Superkick. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. OVerall:51 Crowd Reaction:44 Match Quality:58 (Tama wins a superkick. He must be watching the WWE. I have nothing to add except Gillberg is 0-9 now) Survivor Seri er Elimination Challenge Match: Team Beautiful vs Team Crush. Match Background: Team Beautiful consists of Bobby Eaton, Stan Lane, Leif Cassidy, and Marty Jannetty. Team Crush consists of Demolition Crush, Demolition Smash, Ricky Morton, and Robert Gibson. This will be a survivor series bout. This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. Demolition II are the reigning PWH Tag Team champions, and have been since 03 January 2004. The Match: First Fall : Spinning back kick from Ricky Morton. Flying elbow from Ricky Morton connects. Covers for a quick two count. Beautiful powers out of a headlock. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Bobby Eaton just KILLS Ricky Morton! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Morton pushes out of a Bobby Eaton hold. Morton crushes Beautiful with a running senton. ONE...TWO...THREE. Morton defeats Beautiful. Second Fall : Demolition Smash hits some punches. How generic. BAAACK Body drop by Lane gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Demolition Smash misses a clothesline. Sloppy discus punch from Stan Lane barely connects on Smash. Pin, but Smash is out just before the three count. Smash kicks Stan Lane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spear by Demolition Smash. Cover gets three for Demolition Smash, Lane got pinned. Third Fall : Gibson hits a soaring kick on Jannetty. Robert Gibson hits a shitty missile dropkick on Jannetty. There's a two count on the pin. Gibson walks into a drop toe hold. Marty Jannetty with an enziguri. Robert Gibson gets knocked to the ground by Jannetty, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Fist Drop, forget about it. 1....2...3! Fourth Fall : Spin kick by Ricky Morton to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Ricky Morton. Covers for a quick two count. Leif kicks Ricky Morton in the gut to reverse the momentum. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Morton! Leif Cassidy moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Atomic Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Fifth Fall : BAAACK Body drop by Jannetty gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Massive backbreaker on Jannetty and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Jannetty blocks a punch. Marty Jannetty with an enziguri. Demolition Smash is in trouble. Rocker Dropper! 1....2....3. Sixth Fall : Crush walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Back heel kick from Jannetty on Crush. Covers for a quick two count. Crush reverses a waistlock. Death valley driver by Demolition Crush! No one executes that move properly anymore. Demolition Crush moves in for the kill. Big Foot! 1....2....3. Final Fall : Stun Gun from Leif Cassidy! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Hooks the leg for a two count. Doctor Bomb connects and Crush landed hard. Belly to belly off the top rope! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Crush flips out of a Leif Cassidy bodyslam attempt. Leif reverses an irish whip...and Demolition Crush runs into the referee! Leif Cassidy can barely stand. Full Nelson Bomb! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Crush charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Demolition Crush can barely stand. Here it comes - Leif Sault. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:63 Match Quality:56 (Next Week Demolition II will face The New Rockers FINALLY For the PWH Tag Team Titles. The New Rockers cash in on that tag title shot that they earned about a hundred weeks ago. Pretty decent match by PWH Standards that is) This Match has no reason to be on the show match: Kendall Windham vs Chip Minton. Match Background: None. The Match: Chip Minton hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Chip Minton turns Windham inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Sloppy discus punch from Chip Minton barely connects on Windham. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Big kick from Minton staggers Windham but that's about it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Windham blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Chip Minton charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Kendall Windham hits a bulldog off the ropes. Minton reverses a Kendall Windham hammerlock. Weak bodyslam by Minton. Kendall Windham can barely stand. Brainbuster! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:44 Crowd Reaction:30 Match Quality:59 (Chip Minton, evil bobsledder, scores the win. He is undefeated for all intents and purposes. The first victim was Kendall Windham. Not that means anything. I am attempting to build up some credible heels for when Nathan Jones inevitably wins his belt back. That could blow up in my face but their you go) These Two are feuding you know: Brutus Beefcake vs Greg Valentine. Match Background: Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: A weak headbutt on Valentine by Beefcake causes nothing but pain for both. Beefcake strikes away at Greg Valentine, not doing much damage at all. Brutus Beefcake strikes Greg Valentine with a hard blow. Brutus Beefcake with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Valentine. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Greg Valentine fights out of a grapple. Valentine uses a neckbreaker on Beefcake. Valentine hits a stump piledriver on Brutus Beefcake. There's a two count on the pin. Brutus Beefcake is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Beefcake hits a piledriver on Greg Valentine. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Covers for a quick two count. Side suplex from Beefcake. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Valentine counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Valentine uses a neckbreaker on Beefcake. Beefcake counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running clothesline from Brutus Beefcake was actually MIGHTY sloppy. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! The fight has started up again! Brutus Beefcake attacks Valentine, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:47 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:48 (Lovely match. Just lovely. Went nowhere just like this feud. Well on to the next match) A World Title Match in the middle of the card?: Kamala vs Secret Agent Mack. Match Background: This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: Kamala connects with some weak punches on Secret Agent Mack. Mack takes a weak kick. Weak kick from Kamala. I am unpleased. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kamala strikes Secret Agent Mack. Hooks the leg for a two count. Secret Agent Mack pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Secret Agent Mack ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Covers for a quick two count. Big piledriver on Kamala. Kamala ducks a wild right hand. Flapjack from Kamala on Mack. Kim Chee is at ringside! Mack wastes valuable time by yelling at Kim Chee! Kamala takes advantage of the distraction and nails Mack from behind! Kamala floors Secret Agent Mack. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:58 (Kamala retains his belt with a little help from Kim Chee. Sure it was against the man with no overness but Kamala has a completely lame duck title reign going on. Kind of like Goldberg now in the other company) This Match was to happen this week but it is happening this week because Jake is halfway sober: One Man Gang and Irwin R. Schyster vs Jake Roberts and Big Bossman. Match Background: IRS and Roberts have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. OMG and Bossman have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Irwin R. Schyster is the reigning PWH Television champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Jake Roberts strikes Irwin R. Schyster. IRS gets splashed in the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Big Bossman. Roberts \ Bossman whip IRS into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big kick from Bossman staggers IRS but that's about it. Big Bossman misses a clothesline. Bossman walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Irwin R. Schyster and One Man Gang. One Man Gang hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Bossman powers out of a headlock. Big Bossman with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on OMG. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Bossman tags out to Jake Roberts. Jake Roberts hits a right hand on One Man Gang and follows it up with a couple more. Tag to Irwin R. Schyster. Jake Roberts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on IRS. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Irwin R. Schyster slams Roberts, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Jake Roberts doing? Irwin R. Schyster picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Roberts up...but then throws him off. Irwin R. Schyster saw that Roberts had a chain and was ready to hit him with it. A kick to the gut stuns Roberts, and the chain gets taken by IRS, who wraps it around his fist. Knock-out punch! Jake Roberts is out cold, KOed by his own weapon! The referee gets up to see the pinfall - 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Irwin R. Schyster used a steel chain to get this victory. The referee reverses the decision! Irwin R. Schyster has been disqualified! My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:48 Match Quality:61 (The Hand of Dusty plays a fate in this match. Next Week will be Jake Roberts vs IRS for the TV belt which shall prove to be an interesting match. Two big title matches next week and two more will get set up shortly for the following week. Want to know what I mean. Read on) Winners face the PWH World Tag Team Champions in 2 Weeks Time: The Bushwhackers vs New Doom. Match Background: The Bushwhackers are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Luke slams Ron Simmons down. Simmons is sure in trouble now. Big clothesline from Luke. Tag to Bushwhacker Butch. Ron Simmons takes a right hand to the temple from Butch. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy discus punch from Bushwhacker Butch barely connects on Simmons. Tag to Bushwhacker Luke. The Bushwhackers whip Simmons into the corner. Bushwhacker Butch whips Bushwhacker Luke in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Simmons pushes out of a Bushwhacker Luke hold. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Koko crushes Luke with a running senton. Tag to Ron Simmons. New Doom hook up Luke, then hit a double suplex. Luke takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big clothesline from Simmons. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Luke blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Luke tags out to Bushwhacker Butch. Butch hits a piledriver on Koko B. Ware. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Koko B. Ware has lost it! He floors Bushwhacker Butch and starts raining down punches like a psycho! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Koko has caused a DQ through his hatred of Bushwhacker Butch. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:57 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:61 (Koko B. Ware going psycho on someone is just too funny for words. The Week after Next will have the Bushwhackers get their PWH Tag Team Title Shot against either Demolition II or The New Rockers. The Bushwhackers have stuck through all three versions of PWH so could they finally hit tag team gold. Only the bookerman knows) Honky Tonk Man 101: Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Bob Backlund takes a right hand to the temple from HTM. Honky Tonk Man hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bob Backlund elbows Honky Tonk Man in the face to break a hammerlock. Chop from Backlund on HTM causing the knock down. HTM tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. There's a two count on the pin. Bob Backlund uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Bob Backlund snap suplexes HTM HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Backlund is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! HTM blocks a kick from Bob Backlund. Big clothesline from HTM. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Honky Tonk Man barely connects on Backlund. Pin, but Backlund is out just before the three count. Honky Tonk Man hits a right hand on Bob Backlund. A weak headbutt on Backlund by HTM causes nothing but pain for both. HTM drops an elbow...but Bob Backlund moves out of the way. Bob Backlund snap suplexes HTM HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Backlund is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Chin crusher by Bob Backlund, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Honky Tonk Man misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Bob Backlund knocks HTM to the outside, then signals for the Running Atomic Drop. He reaches out of the ring for Honky Tonk Man...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see HTM sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Honky Tonk Man, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Bob Backlund offers a handshake to HTM...and he accepts it! No! Honky Tonk Man levels Backlund with a cheap shot right hand! Honky Tonk Man spins Backlund around. Honky Tonk Man hits the Shake Rattle and Roll! Bob Backlund has been floored after the match. My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Overall:61 Crowd Reaction:63 Match Quality:59 (Backlund is never the sharpest knife in the drawer. He gets hit with the ring bell and then offers a handshake to HTM. Of course he gets shook, rattled, and rolled. Of course Honky has completed the triology of title defenses so look for the fourth one soon. Will Backlund take the title or will Honky end the feud with an illegal pin. Only time will tell) Number One Contenders Match for the PWH World Title: Giant Gonzales vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Kamala will be the referee for this match. The Match: Wack kick from Gonzales. Giant Gonzales hits a right hand on Nathan Jones and follows it up with a couple more. Big kick from Gonzales staggers Nathan J but that's about it. Nathan J takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Gonzales goes for a splash but Nathan J puts the knees up. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Giant Gonzales by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nathan J hits a piledriver on Giant Gonzales. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Giant Gonzales once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Giant Gonzales hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Giant Gonzales turns Nathan J inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Nathan J blocks a punch. Nathan Jones connects with rights and lefts and Giant Gonzales is down! Giant Gonzales fights out of a grapple. Nathan J takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Nathan Jones hits a string of moves. Kamala comes over, but Nathan J brushes past him to continue the assault. Giant Gonzales can barely stand. Here it comes - Big Boot. Kamala is calling for the bell...he is disqualifying Nathan Jones for touching an official referee! Kamala nails an unsuspecting Nathan J with a forearm to the face. Kamala has Nathan Jones down on the canvas. Giant Splash! Boom! Kamala leaves Nathan J down on the canvas, hurt. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:44 Crowd Reaction:45 Match Quality:45 (In two weeks it will be Giant Gonzales vs Kamala for the PWH World Title. Heel vs Heel Match for the Championship of the World. Will Nathan Jones play a part in this match? Only time will tell. Next week...some stuff will happen. The Tag Belts and the TV Belt will be on the line) Overall:51

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PWH 2/7/04: These Jokes Just Write Themselves Dark Match: Gillberg vs Who. Match Background: Who is making his debut at this show. The Match: Gillberg hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Uninspired brawling from Who. Who hits a right hand on Gillberg and follows it up with a couple more. There's a two count on the pin. Who strikes Gillberg with a hard blow. Covers for a quick two count. Gillberg is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Uninspired brawling from Gillberg. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy short range spear from Gillberg. Who comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Who turns Gillberg inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Who moves in for the kill. Anvil Flattener! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Bad match which brought absolutely nothing to the table and was a waste of time. DUD. Overall:49 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:56 (Of course Gillberg does a sloppy short range spear. That is like his trademark. Notice that Who took the advantage after Gillberg botched that move. Art imitates life right there. Gillberg can't beat Who. No I am telling you Gillberg can't be Who. And on and on and on until the Who joke is ran into the ground) Tugboat vs Scotty Riggs. Match Background: None. The Match: Scotty Riggs strikes Tugboat. Riggs slams Tugboat down. Tugboat is sure in trouble now. There's a two count on the pin. Scotty Riggs misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Scotty Riggs takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. Wack kick from Tugboat. Scotty Riggs takes a right hand to the temple from Tugboat. Tugboat goes for a splash but Riggs puts the knees up. Powerslam from Scotty Riggs on Tugboat. Scotty Riggs gets whipped into the corner. Tugboat charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Riggs uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:41 Match Quality:59 (Scotty Riggs wins this match against Tugboat. Jimmy Snuka doesn't make an apperence. Riggs cheats to win. He also hits a powerslam to prove that the world is indeed coming to the end. Also if a Tugboat splash did hit the knees, Riggs would have two fractured kneecaps right about now) Koko B. Ware vs Mark Henry. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Ron Simmons will be the referee for this match. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Koko B. Ware on Henry. Henry kicks Koko B. Ware in the gut to reverse the momentum. Mark Henry hits Koko. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Mark Henry scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Koko B. Ware powers out of a Mark Henry headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Henry goes down. One day, Koko might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Koko B. Ware. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Henry counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Mark Henry hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Koko B. Ware once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Mark Henry is in control. Ron Simmons comes up behind...low blow! Henry collapses to the floor. Koko B. Ware takes the advantage. Koko B. Ware moves in for the kill. The Ghostbuster! 1....2....3. Ron Simmons attacks Henry. Mark Henry is in trouble. Here it comes - Dominator. Ron Simmons leaves Henry on the mat. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:40 Match Quality:60 (Ron Simmons cost Mark Henry the match. BAH GAWD. Jobbing to Koko B. Ware. It doesn't get any lower than that. Mark Henry will get avenged soon enough) Honky Tonk Man is on the set of his new interview segment, The Honky Tonk Hotel. He dances and plays a tune. Out comes his guest. Bob Backlund. Backlund comes to the ring. Honky says that the Interconinental Title will be on the line next week when he faces Bob Backlund in a match. Backlund gives a bland babyface interview with Honky pretending to fall asleep in the background. Honky Tonk Man finally gets sick of Backlund and breaks a guitar over his head. Honky Tonk Man dances over the fallen body of Backlund. HTM finally gets a shot in on someone. The end is here. 70 WCW Saturday Night Reunion Match: Bobby Walker and Van Hammer vs Disorderly Conduct. Match Background: None. The Match: Walker gets splashed in the corner. Bobby Walker elbows Tough Tom in the face to break a hammerlock. Weak bodyslam on Tom by Walker sets up a legdrop. Walker tags out to Van Hammer. BAAACK Body drop by Tom gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Bodyslam by Hammer. Tough Tom is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tough Tom hits a right hand on Van Hammer. Tag between Tough Tom and Mean Mike. Mike strikes away at Van Hammer, not doing much damage at all. Big kick from Mike staggers Hammer but that's about it. Hammer counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Van Hammer with a spinning neckbreaker on Mike. Hammer tags out to Bobby Walker. Side suplex from Walker. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Weak bodyslam on Mike by Walker sets up a legdrop. Mean Mike is in trouble. Here it comes - Diving Lariat. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:32 Match Quality:78 (Holy crap that was actually a decent match. We cannot have too many of those. Disorderly Conduct do what they do best. Job. I think I need to bring in the Armstrong Brothers and The Villanos to respark their classic WCW Saturday Night Wars. I miss WCW Saturday Night. It is ten times better than anything else the WWE puts on these days) Demolition Crush vs Marty Jannetty. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Demolition II vs New Rockers feud. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Forearm to the face from Jannetty on Crush. Demolition Crush fights out of a grapple. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Demolition Crush ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Demolition Crush connects and Marty Jannetty is down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jannetty pushes out of a Demolition Crush hold. Crush walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Marty Jannetty hits a shitty missile dropkick on Crush. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marty Jannetty blasts Crush with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jannetty walks into a drop toe hold. Spear by Demolition Crush. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Crush charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Leif Cassidy comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Demolition Crush turns around. Leif Cassidy spins Crush around. Leif Cassidy hits the Leif Sault! Leif leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Marty Jannetty pins Crush. Jannetty and Leif are putting the boots to Demolition Crush! Demolition Smash comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Smash saved Crush from a major beating. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:57 Match Quality:60 (In two weeks it will finally happen. The long awaited Demolition II vs New Rockers tag team match for the PWH Tag Team Titles. Next Week it will be:The Rock and Roll Express and Demolition II vs The New Rockers and the Midnight Express in an eight man Elimination Challenge Match. Should be a rocketbusta) Time Filling Match of Doom: Greg Valentine vs Scott Putski. Match Background: None. The Match: Greg Valentine hits some weak-looking punches in the corner, but Scott Putski is able to block them and return the favor in spades. Putski pushes out of a Greg Valentine hold. Wack kick from Putski. Putski whips Valentine into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Scott Putski scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Valentine counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Chop from Valentine on Putski in the corner sends Putski reeling out. BRUTAL forearm by Valentine. Brutal being the operative word since that was just done VERY badly. There's a two count on the pin. Greg Valentine uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Greg Valentine misses a clothesline. Scott Putski DDTs Valentine, but it just looked terrible. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Valentine flips out of a Scott Putski bodyslam attempt. Greg Valentine floors Scott Putski. Scott Putski gets locked in the Figure Four Leglock! Submission victory! Brutus Beefcake comes running down the aisle with a chair! Greg Valentine is just leaving the ring...and Beefcake scores with a brutal chair shot! Greg Valentine falls to the floor holding his head. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:47 Crowd Reaction:40 Match Quality:54 (Greg Valentine beats Scott Putski and Brutus Beefcake waddles in to remind us that they have a feud. This is far from over. At least I think it is, if I keep forgetting they are feuding) Jake's Drunk so this is now a handicap match: Big Bossman vs Irwin R. Schyster and One Man Gang. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. OMG and Bossman have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Irwin R. Schyster is the reigning PWH Television champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: IRS receives some punishment by Big Bossman but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Big Bossman with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on OMG. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Powerslam from Big Bossman on OMG. Covers for a quick two count. Running clothesline from Big Bossman was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Bossman walks into a drop toe hold. IRS \ OMG whip Bossman into the corner. Irwin R. Schyster whips One Man Gang in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Irwin R. Schyster hits a bulldog off the ropes. OMG \ IRS whip Bossman into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Big Bossman hits a right hand on Irwin R. Schyster and follows it up with a couple more. Running clothesline from One Man Gang was actually MIGHTY sloppy. OMG \ IRS whip Bossman into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Bossman gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Big Bossman is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bossman reverses a One Man Gang hammerlock. Flapjack from Bossman on OMG. Jake Roberts comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bossman goes to irish whip Irwin R. Schyster into the ropes. Roberts hits IRS with a chair to the back! Irwin R. Schyster can barely stand. Spinebuster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match. Overall:56 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:63 (Jake manages to stumble out drunk at the end and hit IRS with a chair. Bossman scores the pin with a spinebuster and Nathan Jones sues for gimmick infringement. ) The Rematch of the Century: Kamala vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: Nathan J and Kamala have been feuding recently. So far, Nathan J hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Kamala since the feud started. This match is for the PWH World title. Kamala has been PWH World champion since 24 January 2004. The Match: BORING ass brawling from Kamala. Kamala connects with some weak punches on Nathan Jones. Boring brawling from Kamala is the cure for insomnia. Weak slam from Kamala sets Nathan J for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Nathan J has no worries. Kamala walks into a drop toe hold. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kamala by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nathan Jones hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Kamala once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Messed up bodyslam by Kamala almost kills Nathan J. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy discus punch from Kamala barely connects on Nathan J. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Nathan J counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. STIFF~! chop lights up Kamala who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Kamala reverses a Nathan Jones hammerlock. Big forearm by Kamala draws laughter from the crowd because it was THAT bad. Nathan J scores with a forearm, sending Kamala down into the corner, squashing the referee. Kamala has pulled something out of his tights! Nathan Jones walks over...and ducks the brass knuckles punch! The knux come off. Nathan J floors Kamala, and picks up the knuckles himself. Kamala rises...and gets a taste of his own medicine as Nathan Jones uses the knuckles to knock Kamala out. The referee gets up to see Nathan Jones making the cover: 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Nathan Jones used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Nathan Jones has been disqualified! Kamala slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Nathan J to get some payback. My Opinion: -*. Somehow, you actually took AWAY from any enjoyment I could have had watching this. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:48 (The hand of Dusty plays an evil fate in the title hopes of Nathan Jones. I don't know why Nathan would want to use anything that Kamala had in his pants. Kamala barely hangs onto the belt. ) Next Week: The Midnight Express and The New Rockers vs the Rock and Roll Express and Demolition II in an Elimination Challenge Match. PHW Interconinental Title Match:Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man© Nathan Jones vs Giant Gonzales And More: Overall:55 501 People

Jeremy Red vs Whoever wants to accept Mad Matt's challenge for Red with Mad Matt sitting in for some guest commentary.

PWH 1/31/04: All the Marbles for the Streak: Gillberg vs Barry Horowitz. Match Background: None. The Match: Barry Horowitz hits a bulldog off the ropes. Barry Horowitz knocks Gillberg down to the canvas with a clothesline. Flapjack from Horowitz on Gillberg. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Barry Horowitz hits a BIG clothesline for two! Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg ducks a wild right hand. Horowitz takes a vertical suplex from Gillberg. Gillberg suplexes Barry Horowitz badly. Barry Horowitz elbows Gillberg in the face to break a hammerlock. BIG clothesline from Horowitz. 'BIG' because it missed by a mile! Barry Horowitz has Gillberg down on the canvas. Horowitzer!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:41 Crowd Reaction:37 Match Quality:45 (0-7 for Mr. Gillberg. Maybe I should do Sid's old gimmick of running in during every match only Gillberg gets his ass kicked and gets pinned. That shall build up the streak. ) Kamala and Kim Chee come out. Kim Chee has the PWH World Title Belt over shoulder because Kamala attempted to eat it earlier. Kim Chee(who sounds sort of like Jack Victory) said Kamala is the ultimate Ugandan superstar. Kamala will defend against any and all comers. Except for Nathan Jones. Kim Chee said he had the Uganda Lawyer Warriors put a clause in the contract saying that Nathan Jones will not be able to get a title shot anytime soon. Out comes the man himself and Nathan Jones is pissed that he can't use his instant rematch clause. Kim Chee said he will approve a title shot at the next possible date IF Nathan Jones defeats him tonight. Nathan Jones hits a clothesline to Mr. Chee and it is on like Donkey Kong. 57 If Jones wins, he faces Kamala next week: Kim Chee vs Nathan Jones. Match Background: None. The Match: Nathan J scoops and slams Kim Chee. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Nathan J scoops and slams Kim Chee. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Nathan J slams Kim Chee down and motions to the crowd. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kim Chee by Nathan J. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kim Chee blocks a kick from Nathan Jones. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Nathan Jones by Kim Chee. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nice piledriver on Nathan J. Covers for a quick two count. Nathan J reverses a Kim Chee hammerlock. Spinebuster by Nathan Jones. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nathan Jones just KILLS Kim Chee! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kim Chee fights out of a grapple. Kim Chee hits some punches. How generic. Nathan Jones comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. BAAACK Body drop by Kim Chee gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Nathan Jones moves in for the kill. Big Boot! 1....2....3. Kamala comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Nathan J turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Kamala has left Nathan J down and bloodied. My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:59 Crowd Reaction:52 Match Quality:66 (Nathan Jones-Kamala once again next week. Can Jones regain the belt that he never should have lost? He gets a chairshot for his trouble proving that no matter what, Kamala is a sneaky little savage) Demolition Smash vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers have been feuding recently. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Smash scoops and slams Leif Cassidy. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Leif Cassidy powers out of a Demolition Smash headlock. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Smash. Leif hits a great swinging DDT on Demolition Smash. Leif then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle with a chair! Leif and Demolition Smash continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Marty Jannetty slides in and blasts Demolition Smash with a chair to the head! Jannetty climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Demolition Smash can barely stand. Here it comes - Leif Sault. 1....2...3, it's finished. Leif and Jannetty are putting the boots to Demolition Smash! Demolition Crush comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Crush bends down to help Smash back up. Wait! Leif Cassidy slides back in and attacks! Demolition Crush fights back...but is then jumped by Jannetty as well! Both Crush and Smash are subjected to a beat down by New Rockers, leaving them down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:66 (Next Week is Crush vs Marty as promised. The New Rockers are really Rocking, Demolion II. When are the New Rockers going to get that tag title shot they have earned many weeks ago. I don't have a clue, do you) Jimmy Snuka says he sees nothing but darkness but Scotty Riggs will get the same. Snuka will kick the ever living crap out of the American Model in the very near future. 61 Six Man Tag of Total Random Pairings: Secret Agent Mack, Mark Henry, and Jim Duggan vs Ron Simmons, Koko B. Ware, and Nikita Koloff. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Koko B. Ware kicks the leg, knocks Duggan down, and goes to work on it. Flying elbow from Koko B. Ware connects. Tag between Koko B. Ware and Ron Simmons. Jim Duggan takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. Powerslam from Ron Simmons on Duggan. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Nikita Koloff. Simmons \ Koloff whip Duggan into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Running clothesline from Nikita Koloff was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Jim Duggan is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Duggan slams Nikita Koloff down. Koloff is sure in trouble now. Tag between Jim Duggan and Secret Agent Mack. Flying shoulder tackle by Mack sends Koloff CRASHING to the mat. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Secret Agent Mack connects and Nikita Koloff is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Secret Agent Mack puts down Nikita Koloff. Tag between Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry. Koloff hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Henry slams Nikita Koloff down. Koloff is sure in trouble now. Koloff blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Koloff tags out to Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware hits a rolling kick on Henry. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag to Jim Duggan. Uninspired brawling from Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Jim Duggan floors Koko B. Ware. Old Glory Knee Drop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:58 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:63 (Koko gets pinned. That guy gets no love. Jim Duggan and Nikita Koloff do not like each other. It is a common hazard of one being an American Patriot and one being a no good dirty Commie. Not an official feud but it could be one) WWF Superstars 1991 Main Event: Big Bossman vs Irwin R. Schyster. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: IRS gets splashed in the corner. Big Bossman hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. IRS counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. STIFF~! chop lights up Bossman who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Big Bossman by IRS. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Irwin R. Schyster just KILLS Big Bossman! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Irwin R. Schyster puts down Big Bossman. Big Bossman comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big Bossman DDTs IRS, but it just looked terrible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flapjack from Bossman on IRS. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big kick from Bossman staggers IRS but that's about it. Wack kick from Bossman. IRS counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! IRS slams Big Bossman down and motions to the crowd. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Big Bossman down! One Man Gang comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Big Bossman turns around. One Man Gang floors Bossman. One Man Gang signals - Big Splash! OMG leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Irwin R. Schyster pins Bossman. IRS and OMG are beating the hell out of Big Bossman! Jake Roberts sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Irwin R. Schyster, exchanging punches, while Big Bossman comes back, sending OMG out of the ring with a clothesline. Roberts \ Bossman have cleared the ring, driving off IRS and OMG! My Opinion: I'll give a 3/4 star rating, but only if you promise to improve as a booker. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:56 Match Quality:65 (This should set up a tag team match between Bossman and Jake against IRS and One Man Gang. It is the WWE Booking Style. This guy is feuding with this guy. That guy is feuding with that guy. Let's pair them up and do a tag team match) Non-Title Match of Doom: Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. So far, HTM hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Backlund since the feud started. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: HTM receives a spinning neckbreaker from Backlund. HTM takes a snap suplex from Bob Backlund. Honky Tonk Man walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Right hand from Backlund on HTM. HTM powers out of a headlock. Weak bodyslam on Backlund by HTM sets up a legdrop. Honky Tonk Man hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Backlund reverses a waistlock. BRUTAL forearm by Backlund, the operative word being brutal. Hooks the leg for a two count. Backlund hits a badly done swinging DDT on Honky Tonk Man. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Backlund drops an elbow...but Honky Tonk Man moves out of the way. HTM strikes away at Bob Backlund, not doing much damage at all. Backlund counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! HTM tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Honky Tonk Man can barely stand. Running Atomic Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Bob Backlund offers a handshake to HTM...and he accepts it! No! Honky Tonk Man levels Backlund with a cheap shot right hand! Honky Tonk Man spins Backlund around. Honky Tonk Man hits the Shake Rattle and Roll! Bob Backlund has been floored after the match. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:57 Crowd REaction:57 Match Quality:58 (Only a total DUMBSHIT would shake hands with the Honky Tonk Man. So Backlund has pinned Honky in both a tag team match and a non-title match. Time to have Backlund face Honky in the madatory match where Honky saves the belt by Disqualification. That coming soon to an arena near you) Overall:57 510 People attended the show. Next Week: Nathan Jones vs Kamala for the PWH World Title. Crush vs Marty Jannetty. One Man Gang and IRS vs Jake Roberts and Big Bossman. And more.

PWH Saturday Night's Main Event 1/24/04: Leif's name gets drawn in the beat Gillberg pool tonight: Gillberg vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: None. The Match: Leif takes a snap suplex from Gillberg. Leif Cassidy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tiger bomb by Leif Cassidy, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Leif Cassidy, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Leif Cassidy moves in for the kill. Leif Sault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:51 Match Quality:55 (Leif beats the shit out of Gillberg and Gillberg is now 0-6. Tonight Leif's partner Marty Jannetty will face Demolition Smash on the live show) Irwin R. Schyster vs Bobby Walker. Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Jake Roberts will be the referee for this match. This match is for the PWH Television title. Irwin R. Schyster has been PWH Television champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Walker gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. IRS hits a right hand. IRS hits a right hand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Fallaway slam by Irwin R. Schyster puts down Bobby Walker. Covers for a quick two count. Irwin R. Schyster gets taken down out of nowhere! Bobby Walker strikes Irwin R. Schyster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Walker hits a piledriver on Irwin R. Schyster. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. IRS reverses a Bobby Walker hammerlock. High Angle DDT by Irwin R. Schyster just SPIKES Bobby Walker down! Bobby Walker gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Jake Roberts needed to make a super fast count! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:67 (Walker was pinned with a headlock. That was just too much. The reason Jake helped IRS to win was because A) He was drunk off his ass and B)He wants to be the one to beat IRS for the Television Title. That is actually half logical which is scary for this fed) Henry and Rodney Mack vs New Doom. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Henry has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Koko just WAFFLES Mack with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Implant DDT by Koko B. Ware! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Ron Simmons. New Doom hook up Mack, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Mack takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Mack blocks a punch. Big piledriver on Simmons. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry. Powerslam from Mark Henry on Simmons. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Mark Henry with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simmons. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Ron Simmons pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Henry takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Tag between Ron Simmons and Koko B. Ware. Koko B. Ware kicks the leg, knocks Henry down, and goes to work on it. Tag between Mark Henry and Secret Agent Mack. Spin kick by Koko B. Ware to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Koko whips Mack into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Secret Agent Mack floors Koko, then signals for the Blackout. Meanwhile, Koko B. Ware has something in his hands. Mack comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. New Doom signal to each other...and they attack Henry and Rodney Mack! After an swift brawl, Mack and Henry are left down in the ring. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall:57 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:64 (New Doom win this match with a good old fashioned brass knuckles shot. PWH-Old School and Loving it. Secret Agent Mack is losing overness from his weak gimmick. He has OVERNESS) Jimmy Snuka comes out and is blindsided by Scotty Riggs. A brawl happens in the ring and Snuka gets a headbutt in before Riggs sprays some colonge in the eyes of the Superfly. Riggs puts on the Clapper and Snuka can't see. He has been blinded. Riggs releases the hold and sprays the colonge on himself. Jimmy Snuka may never be able to see again. Perhaps he will go in the ring WITHOUT VISION~! Perhaps I am recyling old WWF angles from the early 1990s. Perhaps there might be a BLINDFOLD MATCH~! Or perhaps this angle will be dropped in a few weeks. Nobody knows. 52 Giant Gonzales vs Ice Train. Match Background: None. The Match: Uninspired brawling from Giant Gonzales. Gonzales slams Ice Train down. Ice Train is sure in trouble now. There's a two count on the pin. Ice Train counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Gonzales gets splashed in the corner. Gonzales receives some punishment by Ice Train but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Giant Gonzales takes a right hand to the temple from Ice Train. Giant Gonzales powers out of a Ice Train headlock. Giant Gonzales hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Giant Gonzales floors Ice Train. Ice Train gets locked in the Chokey Thing! Submission victory! My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:42 Crowd Reaction:32 Match Quality:53 (Gonzo is attempting to make his way back up the PWH Hogan contendership. Beating Ice Train will not do that. The Chokey Thing gets the submission. Ice Train was choked out with the Chokey Thing. By Gawd) Marty Jannetty vs Demolition Smash. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers have been feuding recently. New Rockers hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Demolition II during the feud. The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Smash sends Jannetty CRASHING to the mat. Spear by Demolition Smash. Covers for a quick two count. Marty Jannetty avoids a Demolition Smash avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Demolition Smash gets hip tossed by Jannetty. Jannetty hits a dropkick on Demolition Smash. Actually, it barely touched! There's a two count on the pin. Marty Jannetty blasts Smash with a superkick. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Jannetty hits an arm drag on Smash, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Jannetty charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Demolition Smash. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Demolition Smash! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from Demolition Smash. Smash hits a right hand. Smash goes for a splash but Jannetty puts the knees up. Smash walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Swan dive headbutt from Jannetty but without much elevation on the move. Leif Cassidy comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Smash turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Leif! Leif Cassidy has left Smash in big trouble. Demolition Smash is in trouble. Here it comes - Rocker Dropper. 1....2...3, it's finished. Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy try to beat down Demolition Smash, but end up getting run out of the ring by a furious Demolition Smash. They leave quickly before they end up taking any more punishment. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:50 Crowd Reaction:43 Match Quality:58 (First Marty thinks he is Shawn Michaels with the superkick, then X-Pac with the spin kick, then Chris Benoit with the diving headbutt. Must be the drugs. The New Rockers attempt a beatdown but Smash drives them off. Next Week Smash vs Leif Cassidy. Then the week after most likely Marty vs Crush but PWH is NOT into Long Term Booking. ) Brutus Beefcake and Bob Backlund vs Rhythm and Blues. Match Background: Rhythm and Blues used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. HTM and Backlund have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Valentine and Beefcake have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Honky Tonk Man is the reigning PWH Interconinental champion, and has been since 03 January 2004. The Match: Bob Backlund gets back up now and snap suplexes HTM. HTM takes a vertical suplex from Bob Backlund. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Backlund \ Beefcake whip HTM into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Weak bodyslam on HTM by Beefcake sets up a legdrop. Honky Tonk Man reverses a hip toss. Honky Tonk Man DDTs Beefcake, but it just looked terrible. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Greg Valentine. Greg Valentine hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin, but Beefcake is out just before the three count. Throat chop by Valentine does nothing but remind me of the Samoan Wrestling Family Tree. Valentine drops an elbow...but Brutus Beefcake moves out of the way. Greg Valentine takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. Tag between Brutus Beefcake and Bob Backlund. Leg trip from Bob Backlund knocks the opponent down. Tag to Honky Tonk Man. Right hand from Backlund on HTM. Bob Backlund moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Running Atomic Drop. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:55 (Backlund's finisher is running neck and neck with the Chokey Thing as the best PWH finishing move. Next Week Backlund will Honky Tonk Man in a non-title match. Gee Non-Title. Honky has the belt. I wonder who will win that one) Kamala is walking backstage while slapping his man flab. Yes that was the whole segment. 59 Nathan Jones vs Kamala. Match Background: Nathan J and Kamala have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the PWH World title. Nathan Jones has been PWH World champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Weak kick from Kamala. I am unpleased. Kamala hits some weak-looking punches in the corner, but Nathan Jones is able to block them and return the favor in spades. Punch by Kamala, missing Nathan J COMPLETELY. I'm just glad thatNathan J didn't sell it. Kamala punches away at Nathan Jones. Nathan J blocks a kick from Kamala. Bodyslam by Nathan J. Spear by Nathan Jones. There's a two count on the pin. Nathan Jones misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Kamala hits a sloppy ass bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Side suplex from Kamala. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kamala goes for a splash but Nathan J puts the knees up. Nathan Jones hits some punches. How generic. Kamala pushes out of a Nathan Jones hold. Big forearm by Kamala draws laughter from the crowd because it was THAT bad. Kamala has Nathan Jones down on the canvas. Here it comes - Giant Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:55 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:47 (AND YOUR NEW PHW WORLD CHAMPION.....KAMALA. He won it cleanly. There will be a rematch soon enough. Can Nathan Jones pull a three peat? We shall find out soon. To be fair Nathan Jones had bruised ribs so Kamala shouldn't be feeling big for beating a guy who was less than 100 percent. When Nathan takes the rematch he should be at 100 percent) Next Week: Smash vs Leif Cassidy Bob Backlund vs Honky Tonk Man(Non-Title) The New PWH World Champion Kamala will be in the house. An update on Jimmy Snuka. Plus much more. Overall:53 515 People attended the show.

Saturday Night's Main Event for 1/17/04: Dark Match Debut with the Streak on the Line: Jack Victory vs Gillberg. Match Background: Victory is making his debut at this show. The Match: Big kick from Gillberg staggers Victory but that's about it. Big clothesline from Gillberg. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg drops an elbow...but Jack Victory moves out of the way. Gillberg is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Gillberg by Victory. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Jack Victory! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bodyslam by Victory. Gillberg pushes out of a Jack Victory hold. Sloppy short range spear from Gillberg. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chin crusher by Gillberg, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Gillberg uses an armbreaker to take Victory down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Victory yet though. Uninspired brawling from Gillberg. Jack Victory is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Gillberg gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Jack Victory scores with a standing spinebuster. Jack Victory moves in for the kill. Piledriver! 1....2....3. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:42 Match Quality:61 (Jack Victory busted out a Death Valley Driver in this match. That is impressive for him. Piledriver gets the win as Gillberg gets to 0-5. The Streak is still on. Who's First. Who knows) Demolition Crush vs Leif Cassidy. Match Background: Demolition II and New Rockers are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. The Match: Crush slams Leif Cassidy down and motions to the crowd. Demolition Crush hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Leif Cassidy fights out of a grapple. Leif Cassidy connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Leif. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. There's a two count on the pin. Leif hits a great swinging DDT on Demolition Crush. Leif then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pin, but Crush is out just before the three count. Leif drives a thrust kick into the chest of Crush. Demolition Crush once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spear by Demolition Crush. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Leif is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Leif gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Crush slams Leif Cassidy. Demolition Crush misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. A Gut buster connects on Crush and hits hard. Leif Cassidy brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Crush in the ring! Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Crush turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Jannetty! Marty Jannetty has left Crush in big trouble. Demolition Crush is in trouble. Leif Sault! 1....2....3. Leif and Jannetty are putting the boots to Demolition Crush! Demolition Smash comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending New Rockers running for cover. Demolition Smash bends down to help Crush back up. Wait! Leif Cassidy slides back in and attacks! Demolition Smash fights back...but is then jumped by Jannetty as well! Both Smash and Crush are subjected to a beat down by New Rockers, leaving them down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:53 Match Quality:67 (The New Rockers beat down Demolition. There shall be revenge in the works. Next Week Smash vs Marty Jannetty naturally. We attempt to stretch out this tag feud as far as possible) IRS is in the ring and he insults the crowd about not paying their taxes. This goes on and on and on until Jake Roberts stumbles out and chases IRS away. You do not want a drunk Jake Roberts stumbling at you. Jake calls for a beer but the can clonks him in the head and he passes out in the ring. 68 Match with Three Dollars on the Line: Ron Simmons vs Mark Henry. Match Background: Simmons and Henry have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Simmons strikes away at Mark Henry, not doing much damage at all. Mark Henry takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Mark Henry takes a right hand to the temple from Simmons. Ron Simmons hits a right hand on Mark Henry. Mark Henry once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Ron Simmons takes a right hand to the temple from Henry. Big clothesline from Henry. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Simmons is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Big clothesline from Simmons. There's a two count on the pin. Ron Simmons scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Henry counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Wack kick from Henry. Ron Simmons elbows Mark Henry in the face to break a hammerlock. Running clothesline from Ron Simmons was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Koko B. Ware comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Mark Henry turns around. Koko B. Ware spins Henry around. Koko B. Ware hits the The Ghostbuster! Koko leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Ron Simmons, Henry got pinned. New Doom are beating down on Mark Henry! The music of Secret Agent Mack hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Simmons and Koko bail out of the ring, leaving Mark Henry down in the ring. Secret Agent Mack may have saved Mark Henry from a brutal beating. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall:69 Crowd Reaction:64 Match Quality:75 (SECRET AGENT MACK~! returns. All we need is Chris Benoit, Super Jobber, Lance Storm, Man of 1,000 gimmicks, and Inspector Scott Steiner, (The only thing stopping me from using them is a little thing called a WWE Written Contract) and this will be the best PWH ever. Theodore Long doesn't have to pay Mark Henry the three dollars he owes him. ) Hulk Hogan wants some answers why Kamala laid out Nathan Jones. Kamala comes out and slaps his stomach. Hogan says that if Kamala wants a title shot, he can get one. However it will wait until next week because Nathan Jones is injured. In the meantime Kamala will go one on one with Tatanka. 84 Big Bossman is in the ring and One Man Gang comes out. After some shoving, One Man Gang attacks Bossman, handcuffs him to the top rope, and beats him up with Bossman's own nightstick. The former Twin Towers feud in case you are wondering. 54 That Ain't No Saba Simba, That's Tony Atlas vs That Ain't No Rick Martel, That's Scotty Riggs: Saba Simba vs Scotty Riggs. Match Background: None. The Match: Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Riggs. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Saba Simba hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Scotty Riggs comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Simba takes a chop from Riggs. Saba Simba takes a right hand to the temple from Riggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swan dive headbutt from Riggs but without much elevation on the move. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Riggs hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Simba blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Powerslam from Saba Simba on Riggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Simba DDTs Scotty Riggs. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Saba Simba with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Riggs. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Wack kick from Simba. Riggs counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Scotty Riggs with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Simba. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Scotty Riggs turns Simba inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Scotty Riggs gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Jimmy Snuka comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Scotty Riggs is ready though, and strikes first! Scotty Riggs drops Jimmy Snuk to the canvas. Scotty Riggs quickly locks on the The Clapper! Jimmy Snuka has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:46 Crowd Reaction:33 Match Quality:59 (Botched, Blown, Badly Executed, Heel cheats to win, run in, failed or sucessful you decide, typical PWH Match. Saba Simba gets put down for the three and Scotty Riggs catches Jimmy Snuka in the act of attacking and he puts him in the Clapper. This feud is still developing) Brutus Beefcake vs Honky Tonk Man. Match Background: This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Big kick from HTM staggers Beefcake but that's about it. Weak bodyslam by HTM. There's a two count on the pin. Beefcake powers out of a headlock. Honky Tonk Man takes a right hand to the temple from Beefcake. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. HTM takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutus Beefcake scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Brutus Beefcake with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on HTM. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Honky Tonk Man avoids a Brutus Beefcake avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Honky Tonk Man hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Honky Tonk Man scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Beefcake is out just before the three count. Beefcake gets splashed in the corner. Honky Tonk Man hits Beefcake. HTM drops an elbow...but Brutus Beefcake moves out of the way. HTM takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Flapjack from Beefcake on HTM. Greg Valentine comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Brutus Beefcake turns around. Greg Valentine drops Beefcake to the canvas. Greg Valentine quickly locks on the Figure Four Leglock! Valentine leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Honky Tonk Man, Beefcake got pinned. A second referee has run down...and is telling the first referee about the run in. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Honky Tonk Man for outside interference! My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:51 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:56 (The hand of Dusty plays a part in the finish. Page 43 Subsection F of the PWH Rulebook, Honky Tonk Man cannot have a title defense without it ending in a DQ or a Countout. The only exception is when he finally loses the belt. The Former Dream Team feuds as well) Kamala vs Tatanka. Match Background: None. The Match: Kamala DOESN'T take a page out of Andre the Giant's book and hits an incredibly weak headbutt on Tatanka. Uninspiring brawling from Kamala. Check them brawlin' stats, boy. Kamala connects with some weak punches on Tatanka. Hooks the leg for a two count. Weak slam from Kamala sets Tatanka for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Tatanka has no worries. There's a two count on the pin. Kamala drops an elbow...but Tatanka moves out of the way. Kamala takes a right hand to the temple from Tatanka. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. There's a two count on the pin. Tatanka DDTs Kamala, but it just looked terrible. Kamala elbows Tatanka in the face to break a hammerlock. Kamala DDTs Tatanka. Kamala has Tatanka down on the canvas. Giant Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tatanka leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Kamala comes running as well, and Tatanka gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Overall:53 Crowd Reaction:54 Match Quality:54 (Kamala destroys Tatanka to set up next weeks Title Match. Kamala vs Jones next week on Saturday Night's Main Event) As we go off the air, a quick rundown for Next Week's Matches: PWH World Title:Nathan Jones defends against Kamala Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine vs Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake. Demolition Smash vs Marty Jannetty Secret Agent Mack and Mark Henry vs The New Doom. And More. Overall:59

The Gooker has checked into rehab because of an alcoholic problem. Saturday Night's Main Event for 1/10/04: The Streak is on the line: Gillberg vs Hardbody Harrison. Match Background: None. The Match: Hardbody Harrison hits Gillberg. Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Hardbody. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Gillberg takes a right hand to the temple from Hardbody. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Covers for a quick two count. Hardbody Harrison with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Gillberg. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. There's a two count on the pin. Hardbody goes for a splash but Gillberg puts the knees up. Gillberg takes down Hardbody Harrison and begins wailing away with some weak punches. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gillberg suplexes Hardbody Harrison badly. Hardbody counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hardbody Harrison scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Hardbody Harrison moves in for the kill. Double Underhook DDT! 1....2....3. My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities. Overall:43 Crowd Reaction:30 Match Quality:57 (Hardbody Harrison finishes off Gillberg with a Double Underhook DDT. And here I was expecting the Emerald Frosion. The streak is 0-4 for all you guys keeping track) Nathan Jones comes out and Hulk presents Nathan with the PWH World Title. Hulk said he will name the number one contender soon but for right now Nathan Jones will face King Kong Bundy in a Non-Title Match tonight. Didn't we just see this a few weeks ago. Uh...(injects everyone who remembers this with some kind of amnesia tranquilizer). Some posing to end. 87 Number One Contenders Match for the PWH Tag Team Titles: New Rockers vs Rock N Roll Express. Match Background: Rock N Roll Express are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Jannetty hits an arm drag on Gibson, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Flying elbow off the top rope by Marty Jannetty, getting as close to zero air as possible. Jannetty tags out to Leif Cassidy. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Leif. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gibson gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Tag to Marty Jannetty. New Rockers whip Gibson into the corner. Leif Cassidy whips Marty Jannetty in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Pin, but Gibson is out just before the three count. Gibson blocks a kick from Marty Jannetty. Gibson tags out to Ricky Morton. Morton uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Super kick by Ricky Morton. Tag between Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson. Rock N Roll Express whip Jannetty into the corner. Ricky Morton whips Robert Gibson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Jannetty takes a hard, stinging chop from Gibson. One word: Ow. Robert Gibson uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Tag to Ricky Morton. Hard back suplex on Jannetty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Marty Jannetty reverses a hip toss. Jannetty tags out to Leif Cassidy. Leif Cassidy hits a stalling suplex on Morton. Ricky Morton can barely stand. Leif Sault!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall:62 Crowd Reaction:59 Match Quality:65 (The New Rockers will face Demolition whenever the typewriting monkeys on crack decide to put it on the card. This match sounded good but it wasn't in the end. Lack of wack kick will do that to you) Jake Roberts is sitting backstage drinking a beer when IRS confronts him. IRS wonders if Jake paid his taxes on that beer. Jake shakes his head and IRS starts bitching out Jake. IRS picks up the half empty bottle and we cut to a still shot of Hulk Hogan posing for a few seconds. When we return, Jake is lying on the floor with IRS standing over him with the half broken beer bottle. This sets up a feud. Jake trys to save the rest of the alchohol by licking it off the floor. 61 Honky Tonk Man vs Max Moon. Match Background: Moon is making his debut at this show. This match is for the PWH Interconinental title. Honky Tonk Man has been PWH Interconinental champion since 03 January 2004. The Match: Moon gets splashed in the corner. Weak bodyslam by HTM. Covers for a quick two count. HTM goes for a splash but Moon puts the knees up. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Max Moon ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Moon slams Honky Tonk Man down and motions to the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Max Moon just KILLS Honky Tonk Man! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Honky Tonk Man charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Honky Tonk Man elbows Max Moon in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline from HTM. Covers for a quick two count. Sloppy discus punch from Honky Tonk Man barely connects on Moon. Pin, but Moon is out just before the three count. Running clothesline from Honky Tonk Man was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Honky Tonk Man strikes Max Moon. Moon flips out of a Honky Tonk Man bodyslam attempt. BAAACK Body drop by HTM gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Max Moon scores with a big spinebuster. Moon scores with a forearm, sending HTM down into the corner. The referee pulls Max Moon away to get the break. Wait! HTM has pulled something out of his tights. Max Moon walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Bob Backlund comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! HTM turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Bob Backlund has left HTM down and bloodied. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Overall:54 Crowd Reaction:50 Match Quality:58 (Good old Honky Tonk Man. Saving his title by gettig himself DQed when he doesn't need to. Bob Backlund attacks HTM because they have some unfinished business. As opposed to finished business because if the business was finished there will not be any feud between the two) Gonzo has lunch: Giant Gonzales vs Scott Putski. Match Background: None. The Match: Gonzales hits a piledriver on Scott Putski. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Giant Gonzales scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Giant Gonzales scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Putski gets splashed in the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Giant Gonzales misses a clothesline. Putski slams Giant Gonzales down. Gonzales is sure in trouble now. Scott Putski DDTs Gonzales, but it just looked terrible. Giant Gonzales avoids a Scott Putski avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Giant Gonzales hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Giant Gonzales floors Scott Putski. Here it comes...Chokey Thing! Scott Putski taps! Scott Putski leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Giant Gonzales comes running as well, and Putski gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: A DUD here would have actually been generous! -* Overall:42 Crowd Reaction:34 Match Quality:50 (Gonzo goes up top. In other news, the universe collapses and hell has frozen over. Giant Gonzales is not too happy about losing to Nathan Jones last week and takes it out on Poor Scott Putski. With all the botched piledrivers, crappy standing spinebusters, weak axehandles off the top, and the most electrifying move in sport's entertainement again, The CHOKEY THING~!, Gonzo has some fine offense) Theodore Long is walking in the back when Mark Henry grabs him by his shirt. Mark Henry wants to know what is up. Teddy left him and Teddy still owes Mark three dollars. Theodore said he will pay up if Mark Henry defeats a client of his. Mark says who and Mark turns around and gets hit with a bucket of KFC Chicken from Ron Simmons. Bella Dat Playa. Next Week, Ron Simmons vs Mark Henry with three dollars on the line. Yet Another Jobber Squash: Barry Horowitz vs Jimmy Snuka. Match Background: None. The Match: Barry Horowitz hits a weak elbow on Jimmy Snuka. Barry Horowitz hits a sloppy ass bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Jimmy Snuk powers out of a headlock. Jimmy Snuka hits a right hand on Barry Horowitz and follows it up with a couple more. Jimmy Snuk hits a dropkick on Barry Horowitz. Actually, it barely touched! Hooks the leg for a two count. Swan dive headbutt from Jimmy Snuk but without much elevation on the move. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jimmy Snuk hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Barry Horowitz fights out of a grapple. Powerslam from Barry Horowitz on Jimmy Snuk. There's a two count on the pin. Barry Horowitz scores with a shitty standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jimmy Snuk takes a couple of weak clotheslines. BORING ass brawling from Horowitz. Jimmy Snuk blocks a punch. Jimmy Snuk slams Barry Horowitz down. Horowitz is sure in trouble now. Swan dive headbutt from Jimmy Snuk but without much elevation on the move. Barry Horowitz gets knocked to the ground by Jimmy Snuk, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Superfly Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Scotty Riggs comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Scotty Riggs drops Jimmy Snuk to the canvas. Scotty Riggs quickly locks on the The Clapper! Jimmy Snuka has been left down on the canvas. My Opinion: -*. That's right. NEGATIVE ONE STAR. That's what you get for this CRAP. Overall:45 Crowd Reaction:44 Match Quality:46 (What the hell is Scotty Riggs attacking Jimmy Snuka for. Why is Scotty Riggs dressed up like Rick Martel? Tune in next week. Same PWH Time. Same PWH Channel. But first, The Main Event) Or not. As Nathan Jones comes to the ring, Kamala attacks Nathan from behind with a skull on a stick. Kamala and King Kong Bundy throw Nathan into the ring and beat him up. Splashes for Nathan. Kamala with one off the top. King Kong Bundy with FOUR Avalanches to Nathan Jones. Jones has the Ken Shamrock internal injuries and Kamala parades around with the PWH World Title while slapping his man flab. Well I guess Kamala wants to be the number one contender. 64 Overall:59 516 People attended the show.

WWF Unforgiven 2001: Billy Gunn vs Tommy Dreamer. Match Background: None. The Match: Wack kick from Billy. Billy Gunn strikes Tommy Dreamer with a hard blow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tommy Dreamer elbows Billy Gunn in the face to break a hammerlock. Fallaway slam by Tommy Dreamer puts down Billy Gunn. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Tommy Dreamer ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Billy Gunn by Dreamer. Remember when that was a legit finish? Billy counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Weak bodyslam by Billy. Billy Gunn moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Fame-Ass-Er. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 Overall:63 Crowd Reaction:58 Match Quality:69 Dudley Boyz vs Big Show and Spike Dudley vs Hardy Boyz vs Storm Warning. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Hardy Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWF Tag Team titles. Dudley Boyz have been WWF Tag Team champions since 17 September 2001. The Match: The Hurricane strikes Jeff. Hurricane hits a dropkick on Jeff Hardy and gets right back up. Tag to Lance Storm. STIFF high kick on Jeff by Lance Storm. There's a two count on the pin. Storm walks into a drop toe hold. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Lance Storm by Bubba. Remember when that was a legit finish? Full nelson slam on Storm. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz hook up Storm, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. Lance Storm fights out of a grapple. Storm just WAFFLES D-Von with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Storm tags out to Spike Dudley. D-Von gets splashed in the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between D-Von Dudley and Lance Storm. Lance Storm connects with a back heel kick on Spike and gets back up quickly. Spike blocks a kick from Lance Storm. Big clothesline from Spike. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Spike Dudley pins Storm. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Spike goes down. Tor-NADO DDT from Matt Hardy, Spike got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Matt tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. BAAACK Body drop by Spike gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Tag between Bubba Ray Dudley and Jeff Hardy. Flying cross body off the top rope! Diamond Dust from Jeff Hardy and Spike is out! Cover gets three for Jeff Hardy, Spike got pinned. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by D-Von Dudley connects and Jeff Hardy is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! BAAACK Body drop by Jeff gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Jeff Hardy fights out of a grapple. Jeff uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Matt Hardy. Hardy Boyz whip D-Von into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Pin, but D-Von is out just before the three count. Matt Hardy hits a rolling kick on D-Von. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Matt goes for a splash but D-Von puts the knees up. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Spinebuster by Bubba Ray Dudley. High Angle DDT by Bubba Ray Dudley just SPIKES Matt Hardy down! Jeff Hardy is in trouble. Bubba Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall:79 Crowd Reaction:75 Match Quality:84 Raven vs Perry Saturn. Match Background: None. The Match: Raven gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Running knee lift from Perry Saturn. Covers for a quick two count. Saturn goes for a splash but Raven puts the knees up. Running knee lift from Raven. Raven scoops and slams Perry Saturn. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Fallaway slam by Raven puts down Perry Saturn. Saturn powers out of a headlock. Big piledriver on Raven. Raven can barely stand. Here it comes - Death Valley Driver. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall:77 Crowd Reaction:78 Match Quality:75 Christian vs Edge. Match Background: This match is for the WWF Intercontinental title. Edge has been WWF Intercontinental champion since 19 August 2001. The Match: BIG clothesline on Christian. Big piledriver on Christian. Covers for a quick two count. Edge walks into a drop toe hold. STIFF high kick on Edge by Christian. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Edge walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Edge. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Edge counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Christian walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Edge scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Vertical suplex by Edge. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Edge ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Christian reverses a hip toss. Second rope flying axe handle, Edge goes down. One day, Christian might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tiger suplex on Edge. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Christian misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Edge floors Christian, then signals for the Edgeocutioner. Meanwhile, Christian has something in his hands. Edge comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4. Overall:84 Crowd Reaction:79 Match Quality:89 Brothers Of Destruction vs KroniK. Match Background: Brothers Of Destruction are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. KroniK are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WCW Tag Team titles. Brothers Of Destruction have been WCW Tag Team champions since 09 August 2001. The Match: Running clothesline from Brian Adams was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Undertaker fights out of a grapple. Undertaker hits a right hand on Brian Adams. Undertaker tags out to Kane. Bodyslam by Kane. BAAACK Body drop by Adams gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Brian Adams comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Adams slams Kane down. Kane is sure in trouble now. Adams tags out to Bryan Clarke. Bryan Clarke hits a right hand on Kane and follows it up with a couple more. Weak bodyslam on Kane by Clarke sets up a legdrop. Clarke goes for a splash but Kane puts the knees up. Running knee lift from Kane. Tag between Kane and Undertaker. Undertaker scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Pin, but Clarke is out just before the three count. Bryan Clarke takes a right hand to the temple from Undertaker. Brothers Of Destruction have Bryan Clarke to themselves. Double Choke Slam! 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Overall:70 Crowd Reaction:74 Match Quality:63 Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the WWF Hardcore title. Rob Van Dam has been WWF Hardcore champion since 10 September 2001. The Match: RVD just WAFFLES Jericho with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Jericho pushes out of a Rob Van Dam hold. Rob Van Dam just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Jericho. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Springboard dropkick from Chris Jericho. Nicely done. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Jericho! RVD reverses a waistlock. Moonsault while holding a chair! Jericho gets absolutely crushed as Rob Van Dam is also in a lot of pain from the impact!SUPER frankensteiner on Jericho, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Slingshot senton by RVD, crushing the chest cavity of Jericho. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. Whip into an upright table, RVD goes through it! Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam floors Chris Jericho...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4 Overall:85 Crowd Reaction:79 Match Quality:92 The Rock vs Booker T and Shane McMahon. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. The Rock is the reigning WCW World champion, and has been since 19 August 2001. The Match: Rock hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Booker T with a spinning neckbreaker on Rock. Booker \ Shane whip Rock into the corner. Booker T whips Shane McMahon in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Shane DDTs The Rock. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shane McMahon scoops up Rock. Booker bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Shane backdrops The Rock out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Shane McMahon. Spear by The Rock. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shane McMahon pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Shane slams The Rock down. Rock is sure in trouble now. Shane \ Booker hook up Rock, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. Rock blocks a kick from Shane McMahon. The Rock scores with a big spinebuster. Booker T can barely stand. Rock Bottom! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. Overall:87 Crowd Reaction:93 Match Quality:75 Tajiri vs Rhyno. Match Background: This match is for the WCW United States title. Tajiri has been WCW United States champion since 10 September 2001. The Match: Rhyno connects with rights and lefts and Tajiri is down! Running knee lift from Rhyno. Covers for a quick two count. Rhyno drops an elbow...but Tajiri moves out of the way. Hard back suplex on Rhyno. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. STIFF high kick on Rhyno by Tajiri. Spin kick by Tajiri to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tajiri gets taken down out of nowhere! Full nelson slam on Tajiri. Tajiri is in trouble. GORE!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off a quarter of a star. Yes, there is such a thing as a quarter star. ***3/4. Overall:88 Crowd Reaction:89 Match Quality:89 Steve Austin vs Kurt Angle. Match Background: This match is for the WWF World title. Steve Austin has been WWF World champion since 31 March 2001. The Match: Back suplex on Stone Cold. Stone Cold takes a back suplex. Stone Cold gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Spin kick by Kurt Angle to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Steve Austin avoids a Kurt Angle avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Fallaway slam by Steve Austin puts down Kurt Angle. Spear by Steve Austin. Covers for a quick two count. Angle blocks a kick from Steve Austin. Vicious snap suplex! Steve Austin got whipped over hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying spear out of the corner! Stone Cold nearly got crushed into little bits! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kurt Angle misses a clothesline. Angle gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Kurt Angle pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Steve Austin by Angle. Remember when that was a legit finish? Kurt Angle floors Steve Austin. Here it comes...Ankle Lock! Steve Austin taps! Kurt Angle remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: A **** rating is well deserved for the competitors in this match. Overall:88 Crowd Reaction:85 Match Quality:92 Overall:84

WWF Smackdown 9/20/01: Austin badmouths Torrie and then Tajiri. Kurt Angle comes out and gets piledrived on the floor. Kurt isn't moving. 88 Big Show and Spike Dudley vs Storm Warning. Match Background: The Hurricane is the reigning WWF European champion, and has been since 27 August 2001. The Match: Spike Dudley strikes Lance Storm with a hard blow. Spike Dudley hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Big Show. Big Show scoops up Storm. Spike bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Storm takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Big Show strikes Lance Storm. Storm reverses a Big Show hammerlock. Show walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Storm tags out to The Hurricane. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and Show is down. Show powers out of a headlock. Tag between Big Show and Spike Dudley. Spike hits a piledriver on The Hurricane. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Sloppy discus punch from Spike Dudley barely connects on Hurricane. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spike Dudley hits a right hand on The Hurricane and follows it up with a couple more. The Hurricane is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Hurricane crushes Spike with a running senton. The Hurricane moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Eye of the Hurricane. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall:68 Crowd Reaction:66 Match Quality:71 KroniK vs Kai En Tai. Match Background: Kai En Tai are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. The Match: Funaki takes a right hand to the temple from Adams. Brian Adams DDTs Funaki, but it just looked terrible. Tag to Bryan Clarke. Funaki takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Flapjack from Clarke on Funaki. Tag between Bryan Clarke and Brian Adams. KroniK whip Funaki into the corner. Bryan Clarke whips Brian Adams in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Pin, but Funaki is out just before the three count. Funaki flips out of a Brian Adams bodyslam attempt. Funaki tags out to TAKA Michinoku. TAKA Michinoku hits a rolling kick on Adams. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! TAKA tags out to Funaki. Kai En Tai whip Adams into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow from Funaki connects. SUPER frankensteiner on Adams, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Funaki tags out to TAKA Michinoku. TAKA hits a dropkick on Brian Adams and gets right back up. Brian Adams once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag to Bryan Clarke. Bryan Clarke hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. KroniK have TAKA Michinoku to themselves. High Times! 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. Overall:78 Crowd Reaction:67 Match Quality:89 Commisioner Regal makes Austin defend his WWF Title tonight against Tajiri. 74 Chris Jericho vs Raven vs Rob Van Dam. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Rob Van Dam is the reigning WWF Hardcore champion, and has been since 10 September 2001. The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up RVD who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Jericho takes a headbutt from Raven. Raven misses a clothesline. Flying chair shot by Rob Van Dam from the top rope. Spear by Chris Jericho. Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. Chris Jericho charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Raven charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. RVD \ Jericho whip Raven into the corner. Rob Van Dam whips Chris Jericho in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Back heel kick off the second rope and Raven goes flying! Chris Jericho sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. RVD kicks Chris Jericho in the gut to reverse the momentum. Hard back suplex on Raven. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Rob Van Dam has Raven down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Five Star Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. Overall:85 Crowd Reaction:85 Match Quality:86 Chris Kanyon vs Edge. Match Background: This match is for the WWF Intercontinental title. Edge has been WWF Intercontinental champion since 19 August 2001. The Match: Edge gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Edge. Edge hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Edge puts down Chris Kanyon. Edge slams Chris Kanyon down and motions to the crowd. Chris Kanyon pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Kanyon sends Edge CRASHING to the mat. Massive back suplex! Edge got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. There's a two count on the pin. Edge powers out of a Chris Kanyon headlock. Doctor Bomb connects and Kanyon landed hard. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Edge! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Chris Kanyon once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Kanyon hits a right hand. Edge ducks a wild right hand. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Kanyon. Christian comes running down the aisle with a chair! Kanyon goes to irish whip Edge into the ropes. Christian jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Edge reverses! Collision between Christian, Kanyon, and the chair! Chris Kanyon staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! My Opinion: A ***3/4 rating! Yay! Overall:86 Crowd Reaction:81 Match Quality:91 Dudley Boyz vs Hardy Boyz. Match Background: Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Hardy Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Dudley Boyz are the reigning WWF Tag Team champions, and have been since 17 September 2001. The Match: BIG clothesline on Jeff. Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Bubba tags out to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz whip Jeff into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. D-Von Dudley with a spinning neckbreaker on Jeff. Covers for a quick two count. D-Von scoops and slams Jeff Hardy. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Jeff Hardy once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tiger suplex on D-Von. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Jeff tags out to Matt Hardy. D-Von takes a flying neckbreaker from Matt Hardy. Flying reverse elbow by Matt Hardy. D-Von blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Tag between D-Von Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. Massive backbreaker on Matt and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Bubba Ray Dudley connects and Matt Hardy is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bubba scoops and slams Matt Hardy. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Matt Hardy pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Matt crushes Bubba with a running senton. Show \ Spike come running down the aisle with chairs! Matt whips Bubba Ray Dudley into the ropes. Show jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Show, Bubba, and the chair! Bubba Ray Dudley falls to the canvas. Bubba Ray Dudley is in trouble. Here it comes - Twist Of Fate. 1....2...3, it's finished. We have three sets of grapplers in the ring, as Dudley Boyz, Hardy Boyz and Show \ Spike look at each other. Before the inevitable brawl erupts, a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart. My Opinion: This match was SO close from being perfect...but I'd feel almost...dirty giving it the full monty, so I'm only going to give it ****3/4. Overall:90 Crowd Reaction:80 Match Quality:100 Steve Austin vs Tajiri. Match Background: This match is for the WWF World title. Steve Austin has been WWF World champion since 31 March 2001. The Match: Tajiri is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Running knee lift from Steve Austin. Covers for a quick two count. Stone Cold walks into a drop toe hold. Tajiri uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Spinning back kick from Tajiri. Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Stone Cold. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Stone Cold flips out of a Tajiri bodyslam attempt. Spear by Steve Austin. Tajiri is in trouble. Here it comes - Stone Cold Stunner. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Let me practice my math. 13 quarter stars equal a ***1\4 rating, right? Yeah, it does. That's what you get. Overall:82 Crowd Reaction:81 Match Quality:84 The Alliance vs Bradshaw, Faarooq, and The Rock. Match Background: The Rock is the reigning WCW World champion, and has been since 19 August 2001. The Match: Booker takes a headbutt from The Rock. Bodyslam by Rock. Tag between The Rock and Faarooq. Faarooq strikes Booker T with a hard blow. Faarooq hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Bradshaw. A.P.A. whip Booker into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Booker takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Booker blocks a kick from Bradshaw. Booker T with a spinning neckbreaker on Bradshaw. Tag to Rhyno. Rhyno slams Bradshaw down and motions to the crowd. High Angle DDT by Rhyno just SPIKES Bradshaw down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bradshaw charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Rhyno tags out to Test. Test hits Bradshaw. Big kick from Test staggers Bradshaw but that's about it. Bradshaw powers out of a Test headlock. Tag to The Rock. Bodyslam by Rock. Test tags out to Booker T. Rock is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Booker T gets taken down out of nowhere! Booker T is in trouble. Rock Bottom!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Overall:79 Crowd Reaction:83 Match Quality:73 Overall:76

WWF Raw 9/17/01: Dudley Boyz vs Brothers Of Destruction. Match Background: Dudley Boyz are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Brothers Of Destruction are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the WWF Tag Team titles. Brothers Of Destruction have been WWF Tag Team champions since 19 August 2001. The Match: Undertaker takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Running knee lift from Bubba Ray Dudley. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz hook up Undertaker, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. BAAACK Body drop by Undertaker gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Undertaker elbows D-Von Dudley in the face to break a hammerlock. Undertaker hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Undertaker tags out to Kane. D-Von walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Pin, but D-Von is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on D-Von. D-Von ducks a wild right hand. D-Von Dudley with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Kane takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Kane tags out to Undertaker. Bodyslam by Bubba. KroniK come running down the aisle with chairs! Bubba whips Undertaker into the ropes. Adams jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Adams, Undertaker, and the chair! Undertaker falls to the canvas. Bubba Ray Dudley moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Bubba Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its ***1\2 for you. Overall:83 Crowd Reaction:79 Match Quality:88 Shane makes the Brothers of Destruction vs Kronik for the WCW Tag Team Titles at Unforgiven. 78 Jeff Hardy vs Lance Storm. Match Background: None. The Match: STIFF high kick on Jeff by Lance Storm. Storm uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeff blocks a kick from Lance Storm. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Storm. Jeff uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Storm powers out of a headlock. Storm crushes Jeff with a running senton. Lance Storm floors Jeff Hardy. Here it comes...Canadian Maple Leaf! Jeff Hardy taps! My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it. Overall:80 Crowd Reaction:70 Match Quality:90 Shawn Stasiak vs Perry Saturn. Match Background: None. The Match: Stasiak gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Stasiak gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Perry Saturn ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. There's a two count on the pin. Bodyslam by Saturn. Covers for a quick two count. Saturn drops an elbow...but Shawn Stasiak moves out of the way. Saturn gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Shawn Stasiak. Perry Saturn pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Stasiak! Shawn Stasiak is in trouble. Death Valley Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall:73 Crowd Reaction:72 Match Quality:75 Tazz vs Booker T and Shane McMahon. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. The Match: Booker slams Tazz. Shane McMahon hits a right hand on Tazz. Shane \ Booker whip Tazz into the corner. Shane McMahon whips Booker T in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Tazz is down! Pin, but Tazz is out just before the three count. Booker T scoops up Tazz. Shane bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Tazz gets taken down out of nowhere! Nice piledriver on Shane. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Booker backdrops Tazz out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Booker T. BAAACK Body drop by Tazz gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Booker \ Shane hook up Tazz, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Tazz blocks a punch. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Tazz, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tazz charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Booker T. Powerslam from Shane McMahon on Tazz. Shane McMahon floors Tazz...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Flying Elbow! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall:82 Crowd Reaction:86 Match Quality:75 Christian badmouths Edge in promotion for the Interconinental Title Match this Sunday. 73 The Hurricane vs Spike Dudley. Match Background: This match is for the WWF European title. The Hurricane has been WWF European champion since 27 August 2001. The Match: Hurricane hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. STIFF high kick on Spike by The Hurricane. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Spike goes down. Covers for a quick two count. The Hurricane hits a rolling kick on Spike. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Hurricane charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. The Hurricane takes a right hand to the temple from Spike. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Covers for a quick two count. Big clothesline from Spike. Hurricane counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Slingshot senton by Hurricane, crushing the chest cavity of Spike. The Hurricane moves in for the kill. Eye of the Hurricane!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: Well, hello there *1/4 rating, how are you? Overall:60 Crowd Reaction:47 Match Quality:73 Christian vs Tajiri. Match Background: This match is for the WCW United States title. Tajiri has been WCW United States champion since 10 September 2001. The Match: Tajiri strikes Christian. Christian walks into a high dropkick from Tajiri, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tajiri uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tajiri uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Christian avoids a Tajiri avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Implant DDT by Christian! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Super kick by Christian. There's a two count on the pin. Tajiri avoids a Christian avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Springboard reverse elbow by Tajiri. Excellent move. Looks like Muta has giving out lessons. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Christian. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Christian counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spinning back kick from Christian. Tajiri pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Christian. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Christian gets whipped into the corner by Tajiri, who charges in with a clothesline. Christian grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Christian gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Edge comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Edge hits Christian with a chair to the back! Christian goes down to the canvas, hurt. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! Overall:79 Crowd Reaction:77 Match Quality:81 The Rock vs Stephanie McMahon and Test. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. The Rock is the reigning WCW World champion, and has been since 19 August 2001. The Match: Uninspiring brawling from Stephanie McMahon. Check them brawlin' stats, boy. Rock gets splashed in the corner. Test \ Steph whip Rock into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Stephanie McMahon connects with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Does everyone use that move these days? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Steph \ Test whip Rock into the corner. Stephanie McMahon whips Test in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Steph flips out of a The Rock bodyslam attempt. Spinebuster by The Rock. Pin, but Test is out just before the three count. Steph blocks a punch. Weak slam from Steph sets Rock for something, but if it was as weak as that slam, then Rock has no worries. Steph \ Test hook up Rock, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Rock flips out of a Stephanie McMahon bodyslam attempt. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Test! Covers for a quick two count. Steph counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Stephanie McMahon hits a bulldog off the ropes. Powerslam from Test on Rock. Booker T comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Rock turns around. Booker T spins Rock around. Booker T hits the Book End! Booker leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Stephanie McMahon, Rock got pinned. My Opinion: Do you know what * means? It's the equivalent of buying your favorite soft drink, looking under the cap and seeing 'Sorry, Try again.' At least you got the soft drink. Overall:79 Crowd Reaction:89 Match Quality:59 Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle vs Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam. Match Background: Steve Austin is the reigning WWF World champion, and has been since 31 March 2001. Rob Van Dam is the reigning WWF Hardcore champion, and has been since 10 September 2001. The Match: BIG clothesline on Jericho. Nice piledriver on Jericho. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam. Rob Van Dam scoops up Jericho. Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Jericho takes a flying neckbreaker from Rob Van Dam. Hooks the leg for a two count. RVD just WAFFLES Jericho with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! RVD walks into a drop toe hold. Spear! RVD is down! Tag between Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle. Rob Van Dam takes a butterfly suplex from Angle. Reverse DDT into a backbreaker by Kurt Angle. That was interesting. RVD kicks Kurt Angle in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Steve Austin. Spinebuster by Steve Austin. Steve Austin scores with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Stone Cold slams Kurt Angle. Angle backdrops Steve Austin out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kurt Angle. Vicious snap suplex! Steve Austin got whipped over hard. Steve Austin gets knocked to the ground by Angle. Here it comes...Ankle Lock! Steve Austin taps! My Opinion: Great match, it deserves every snowflake its getting. ****1\4 Overall:90 Crowd Reaction:87 Match Quality:93 Overall:78