WhenDanSaysJump

Awesome. Just awesome. Yet scary.

Also British, but shit, when do I ever post?

I think it went something like this... Heenan : But whose side is he on? Schiavone : What? Heenan : WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON? Schiavone : Eh - err- what - are - you ... taaaaaaaaaalking about!

I wish the Worm counted, but good lord, it's actually a finisher.

He's cool! He's cocky! He's a crazy bitter old fuck!

I'd pay good money to see a shootfight featuring Hogan v CroCop and Bob Sapp!

He's the most pimptastic Guy With Exact Dimensions Of An Action Figure ever!

All non-sitout powerbombs also seem to be banned. What I found interesting was that the incidences of neck injuries seemed to increase AFTER the piledriver ban (post JD 2000 when Taker gave HHH a stinger during his run-in)

Joey Styles did look a bit like a slightly cleaner Jamison.

Cast my vote for Zanding/Mondo off the roof of Racks as well. Any weedwhacker spot also has to be up there. An unappreciated one is Nick Gage adapting his bootscrapes at CZW TOD1 and putting Wifebeater's head through a pane of glass with one. I've never seen either of them but I'd love to check out the infamous tombstone from the first Honma/Yamakawa match.

I actually like MM most of the time, but I'd love to slap him just to watch the flab fly.

More suggestions can be found from the deathmatch generator at the Wrestlewhine parody site from back in the day. It's just HERE! My first three clicks of the random button turned up : Knitting needle, spider web, door-to-door salesman death match. Barbed wire, really cold stones, expoding animal death match. Thumb tack, splinters in a pile, pneumatic staplegun death match.

Former WWF and WCW ring announcer, now working for ROH. I liked Joey Styles because occasionally his voice would do that whole reversed puberty thing and go squeaky. And not in a Lawler way, either. More like the kid from The Simpsons.

I always found Beefcake/Hogan to be a stultifyingly boring tag team.