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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
On behalf of King Cucaracha: Looking for a little versatility at this point, so here's a pick who can fill a few different roles in my tag team division. Or anywhere really. This is a guy who's seen it all and done it all. He's worked for WCW, worked for the WWF, worked for Smokey Mountain, worked for USWA, worked for ECW... HE'S WRESTLED A FUCKING BEAR! A BEAR, PEOPLE! You guys can draft who you want, because when a bear comes through the door of your arena you're not gonna know what the fuck to do. And if anyone says this pick sucks, EVERYBODY DIES! TRACY SMOTHERS -
IMO... The Office (seasons 2 and 3) > 30 Rock > The Office (other seasons). Unlike Bob, I didn't really care for 30 Rock early on. The more "out there" the show got, the funnier it got to me. Love it now. Still love The Office too but the Jim and Pam storyline was the heart and soul of the show for me and it's pretty much wrapped up (they can always unwrap it but that would piss me and everyone off). Now, Michael and Dwight carry the show, which is cool but can be hit or miss.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
On behalf of King Cucaracha: Since I can't draft Randy Savage at this point (I really thought he'd make it to Round 15 too!) I'm going to take the next best thing. Mainly because I doubt there's anyone in this draft who likes comedy wrestling more than me and I haven't got one damn comedy act yet! One of TNA's most entertaining creations, one of wrestling's great impersonations, former TNA X-Division Champion... "BLACK MACHISMO" JAY LETHAL -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Kahran's time expires @ 8:52am ET / 5:52am PT. Then, it's Steviekick... -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
I'll be around all weekend. My workplace went out of business. So my life is now TV, gym & this draft. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Sorry I took a while but I was flip-flopping on two potential draft picks. In the end, I needed more action in the cruiserweight department. Frankie Kazarian -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Sorry Hawk, couldn't pass her up. Besides, many turns have passed since you chose Candido. If you hadn't taken her by now, I thought that maybe you wouldn't mind. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Managers are falling! Gotta get mine... My next pick will be my top heel manager. Whatever she wants, her men will make sure she gets. Charisma, sex appeal, bitchiness...she's got it all! Sunny / Tammy Lynn Sytch -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Taken, wasn't he? edit: Write like Yoda, I do. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
No one has done more damage to my plans than Tominator (a.k.a. my Western Canadian rival territory). Between Rougeau, Furnas, and now Smith, he has the exact tag team division I wanted. And Trish... Man, two Canadian territories will screw ya! Anyway, in all seriousness, looking forward to your final card the most, Tominator...it better be good! -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Nevermind...time zones confused me. Damn you Daylight Savings Time!!! -
Wrestlers on Test... Bret Hart: http://www.brethart.com/updates/good-bye-m...rew-test-martin Lance Storm: http://www.stormwrestling.com/031509.html Val Venis: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseact...logId=476755639
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I hope Jericho was already separated from his wife when he hooked up with Kelly cause leaving your wife and breaking up your family for a 22-year-old who's too immature even for the walking hard-on known as Batista is just stupid.
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So...Test, Jericho, Batista, Punk (I believe)...and, according to those who knew her in high school, while she was very nice, she was very easy there too. So she was hired to be Kelly Kelly: WWE Cum Dumpster? Who's next? I call Hornswoggle.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Great pick on Gorgeous George...should've crossed my mind before but I tend not to think pre-'83. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
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I did see that post! I gotta stop thinking about people...it causes them to come back to the spotlight one way or another. Eerie... -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
My next pick is one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time. He's a good hand and should give me a damn good match no matter who I put him against. Marty Jannetty -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Well, Hawk swiped Tommy Dreamer from 6foot9 but I'm sure he was expecting that after his Sandman pick so let's go with his runner-up choice On behalf of 6foot9: He's Super! He's Crazy! He's Super Crazy! -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Like I wrote...I had like 4 guys on my potential list before Test but, after his death, I decided to bump him up cause I thought drafters would consider him more now and I really needed him for my main storyline. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
jebus can i send you my pick since i'm about to have to leave for a few more hours? Sure. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
The next 4 guys to pick are all here...nice -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Jebus replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
My next pick is gonna be Bret's protege (just like he was in real life) and, also, Bret's back-up to Owen and his back-up: Tomko. While he was always in this slot for my main storyline, I actually wasn't planning on taking him for a while but tragedy struck this week and I can't pass him up while he's on our collective minds. Test -
Toad the Wet Bracket Veruca Salt- "Seether" Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" Backstreet Boys- "I Want It That Way" Beck- "Loser" Paula Cole- "I Don't Want To Wait" Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Everything But The Girl- "Missing" Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" Hanson- "Mmmbop" The Breeders- "Cannonball" Chris Isaak- "Wicked Game" Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Jewel- "Who Will Save Your Soul" Kris Kross- "Jump" Eve 6- "Inside Out" Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" Sarah McLachlan- "Building a Mystery" Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" Warren G. (feat. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Ricky Martin- "Livin La Vida Loca" Sixpence None The Richer- "Kiss Me" Notorious B.I.G. (feat. Puff Daddy and Mace)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" Christina Aguilera- "Genie In A Bottle" L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out" Boyz II Men- "End Of The Road" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Toni Braxton- "You Mean The World To Me" Weezer- "Buddy Holly" Mariah Carey- "Dreamlover" U2- "One" 'N Sync- "Tearin' Up My Heart" Jay Z- "Can I Get A..." Give Me One Region To Stay Here Nirvana- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" Blink 182- "Dammit" Blink 182- "All The Small Things" Blur- "Song 2" Blur- "Girls and Boys" Stone Temple Pilots- "Plush" Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" Smashing Pumpkins- "Today" Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" Seal- "Crazy" Seal- "Kiss From A Rose" The Cranberries- "Dreams" The Cranberries- "Linger" No Doubt- "Spiderwebs" No Doubt- "Don't Speak" Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette- "Ironic" Green Day- "Basket Case" Green Day- "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" Oasis- "Wonderwall" Oasis- "Champagne Supernova" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" R.E.M.- "Everybody Hurts" Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping" Meredith Brooks- "Bitch" Tom Cochrane- "Life Is A Highway" Bush- "Glycerine" Toad the Wet Sprocket- "All I Want" Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" Black Crowes- "Jealous Again" Blind Melon- "No Rain" 2 Legit Bracket Aerosmith- "Cryin'" TLC- "Waterfalls" En Vogue- "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" Vanilla Ice- "Ice Ice Baby" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Spacehog- "In The Meantime" Salt-N-Pepa- "Shoop" Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince- "Summertime" The Verve Pipe- "The Freshmen" Britney Spears- "...Baby One More Time" 2Pac- "California Love" Spice Girls- "Wannabe" The Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang" Bryan Adams- "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" Barenaked Ladies- "One Week" The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" Better Than Ezra- "Good" Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" The Cardigans- "Lovefool" Spin Doctors- "Two Princes" Tracy Chapman- "Give Me One Reason" Offspring- "Self Esteem" Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight" Soul Asylum- "Runaway Train" Mark Cohn- "Walking In Memphis" Semisonic- "Closing Time" Collective Soul- "Shine" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under The Bridge" Damn! I Wish I Was Your Bracket Counting Crows- "Mr. Jones" Radiohead- "Creep" Outkast- "Rosa Parks" Presidents of the United States of America- "Lump" Cracker- "Low" Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" Sheryl Crow- "All I Wanna Do" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Pras (ft. Maya & ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" Joan Osborne- "One Of Us" Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" Dishwalla- "Counting Blue Cars" The Divinyls- "I Touch Myself" Nada Surf- "Popular" Marcy Playground- "Sex and Candy" Faith No More- "Epic" Extreme- "More Than Words" Guns N Roses- "November Rain" Dammit...why these two in the 1st round? Arrested Development- "Tennessee" Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" Everclear- "Santa Monica" Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You" Harvey Danger- "Flagpole Sitta" Ben Folds Five- "Brick" Fastball- "The Way" Garbage- "Only Happy When It Rains" Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy" Juvenile- "Back That Azz Up" Foo Fighters- "Everlong" 4 Non Blondes- "What's Up"
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Watching WrestleMania XII and I just gotta add this one: - Using the O.J. Simpson car chase footage for Piper vs. Goldust...Come on!
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