HarleyQuinn

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1.) Power & Glory (Paul Roma & Hercules) 2.) The Godwins (Phineus & Henry) 3.) Demolition (Ax & Smash) 4.) The Fabulous Freebirds (Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy & Michael "PS" Hayes) 5.) The Dudley Boyz (D-Von & Bubba Ray) 6.) The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff) 7.) Edge & Christian 8.) The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom (Hawk & Animal) 9.) The Steiner Brothers (Scott & Rick) 10.) The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn) 11.) Americas Most Wanted (Chris Harris & James Storm) 12.) The Acolytes (Farooq & Bradshaw) 13.) The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash) 14.) The Powers of Pain (Warlord & Barbarian) 15.) The Twin Towers (The Big Bossman & Akeem) 16.) Money Inc. (Ted DiBiase & IRS) 17.) The Brainbusters (Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard) 18.) Strike Force (Rick Martel & Tito Santana) 19.) The Killer Bees (B. Brain Blair & Jumpin Jim Brunzel) 20.) The Collossal Connection (Andre the Giant & Haku) 21.) The Eliminators (Perry Saturn & John Kronus) 22.) Simon & Swinger (Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger) 23.) The Headshrinkers (Ekmo & Fatu) 24.) 3 Minute Warning (Rosey & Jamaal) 25.) The Bushwhackers (Luke & Butch) 26.) The Quebecers (Jean-Pierre & Jacque Rougeau) 27.) The British Bulldogs (Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith) 28.) The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs & Jerry Skaggs) 29.) The Headbangers (Mosh & Thrasher) 30.) Too Cool (Brian Christopher & Scott Taylor) 31.) The Hart Foundation (Jim Neidhart & Bret Hart) 32.) The Dream Team (Brutus Beefcake & Greg Valentine)

David - Origin is Hebrew, means Beloved One Jonathan - Origin is Hebrew, means God's Gift Hunter - Origin is Anglo Saxon, means Hunter Just had to try this, sorry Harley - Origin is Old English, Means From the Long Field Quinn - Origin is Irish, Means The Wise(If used as a boy's name)

Some more offseason news Manager Lou Piniella today named Victor Zambrano his Opening Day starter. Piniella wouldn't confirm that Jeremi Gonzalez would start the second game of Tampa Bay's series in Japan, but that should happen before long. The two right-handers are the only pitchers guaranteed spots in the team's rotation. Expos signed OF Peter Bergeron, RHP Dan Smith and OF Matt Cepicky to one-year contracts. Believe it or not, Bergeron remains on Montreal's 40-man roster. He has only a slight chance of beating out Endy Chavez for a job as a reserve this spring. Smith, who missed the second half of last year with shoulder problems, is likely to end up in the bullpen. Cepicky figures to return to Triple-A. Derrek Lee's three-year contract with the Cubs is worth $22.5 million. Lee receives base salaries of $5.5 million this season, $7 million in 2005 and $8 million in 2006. He also receives a $2 million signing bonus spread evenly over the three years. The Cubs have done well the last two days to get Wood and Lee signed at rates that figured to be slightly below their market value. Pirates signed RHP Mark Corey, RHP Bobby Bradley, SS Jose Castillo, 2B Bobby Hill and OF J.J. Davis to one-year contracts. Corey was one of the players Pirates GM Dave Littlefield was blasted for keeping on the 40-man roster all winter. The 29-year-old right-hander will compete for a spot in Pittsburgh's bullpen. Orlando Cabrera said he'd like to re-sign with Montreal after becoming a free agent in November. "I'm not afraid to say that," Cabrera said. "I always wanted to play for one team and if I have the opportunity, I will." Cabrera and Jose Vidro are both eligible for free agency after the season, and there's little chance that both will remain Expos in 2005. Cabrera is more likely to stay, making Vidro the better bet to be traded in July. Manager Buck Showalter said he hoped that Kevin Mench would win a job as the Rangers' starting left fielder this spring. Although it's appeared that Mench has been in the doghouse since last season, the Rangers may have just been trying to motivate him. The 26-year-old is expected to get as much playing time as any member of the team during the exhibition season. If he hits, he should play regularly over David Delluci in left field. "The power is there," hitting instructor Rudy Jaramillo said. "He got into a habit of pushing everything and just throwing his body out there way in front of his bat. We've worked on it this winter. He's been really good at making adjustments. And I think he's matured. I think he's going to go out and win the job. He's got the ability." Kerry Wood will start on Opening Day for the Cubs, manager Dusty Baker announced today. He'll be followed in the rotation by Greg Maddux, Mark Prior, Matt Clement and Carlos Zambrano. "I'm going with Prior after Maddux to give a different look, plus you know Prior can learn a lot from Maddux, I think," Baker said. Actually, it's probably the inefficient Wood who has more to learn by watching Maddux. Still, if he can stay healthy, he'll be a top-10 pitcher. The Royals may go with a four-man rotation for the first few weeks of the season. Due to off days, the team should only need a fifth starter a couple of times during April. If they go with a four-man rotation initially, it's likely that either Jimmy Gobble or Miguel Asencio will open the season in the minors. Also, it could be that Kevin Appier will be ready to return once a regular fifth starter is needed. Manager Tony Pena plans to hit Carlos Beltran second in the order, followed by Mike Sweeney and Juan Gonzalez. Pena has his faults, but his willingness to keep an open mind and try new things should continue to make him an asset for Kansas City. Most managers would pencil in Beltran third, Sweeney fourth and Gonzalez fifth, leaving a far inferior hitter in the second spot. Pena's plan won't make a big difference, but it will get his best hitters more at-bats, which is rarely a bad thing. Manager Clint Hurdle said his team will take more chances on the basepaths this year. "Speed is something that shows up at the park every day," Hurdle said. "We didn't have that threat last year. Hopefully, we are going to run a little more this year." Royce Clayton, Aaron Miles and Preston Wilson could swipe a few extra bases if Hurdle insists on being more aggressive. He just needs to make sure it's something that is emphasized more in road games than when the Rockies are at Coors Field. Mets owner Fred Wilpon has added top pitching prospect Scott Kazmir to his list of untouchables in trade talks. It might be tough, but the Mets still could trade for Alfonso Soriano with a package built around Joe McEwing. An improved split-fingered fastball has Rick Bauer in the mix for a spot in the Baltimore rotation. Bauer is seventh on the depth chart right now, but a strong spring could push him into the fifth spot ahead of Matt Riley and Omar Daal. Angels INF-OF Chone Figgins, SS Alfredo Amezaga, 3B Dallas McPherson, C Jose Molina, C Tom Gregorio, RHP Greg Jones, RHP Bobby Jenks and LHP Tim Bittner to one-year contracts. Figgins and Molina are likely to make the Angels as backups, although Molina will have to compete with John Paul and Wil Nieves to keep his job as his brother's backup. Amezaga could enter the picture at shortstop by midseason if David Eckstein doesn't bounce back from a poor 2003. Matthew LeCroy is the heavy favorite to open the season as Minnesota's DH, but manager Ron Gardenhire said yesterday that Justin Morneau still could win the job. If Morneau doesn't beat out LeCroy, he'll head to Triple-A Rochester and continue to work on his defense at first base. The Twins will need his bat eventually, but it will probably take a few months.

Fuck off sparky(Banky), at least we attempted to turn this into a halfway intelligent thread rather then just derailing it because you think the topic is stupid

No love for Erie, Indiana? For shame people, it starred the guy from Hocus Pocus for crying out loud! Also was The Adventures of Pete & Pete cancelled? If so that might get a vote from me in the write-in section.

Yup, the evilness just struck me and gave me the same treatment that CWM's endured(I tried posting in the "Yet another fantasy baseball league" thread BTW)

Dames moved to Connecticut no less...soon the power will swing completely to the New England area I'm telling ya

Ironically enough, the "stupid" thread has sparked a tiny bit of a debate at the very least which might take it out of stupid territory and into blah level

If the astronaught can utilize his speed and intelligence he'd probably have a distinct advantage as he would be able to tire down the caveman however if the caveman can corner the astronaught then the caveman could take it quite easily. So IMO it depends on how each side approaches this fight in order to determine a true winner.

WWF - Owen Hart vs Shawn Michaels ECW - Stevie Richards vs Mikey Whipwreck ECW - Raven vs Taz/Raven vs RVD(Didn't RVD appear late 97'?) WCW - Hulk Hogan vs Bret Hart WCW - Dean Malenko vs Bret Hart WCW - Chris Jericho vs Eddy Guerrero

Well if it's a fight they may still have weapons. Regardless, we need more information damnit. How buffed up are the astronauts? Cavemen didn't seem that muscular though so the point may still swing the astronaut's way.

Isn't this assuming that Astronauts would have lasers? Anyways, I would take the astronauts because they are probably bigger in size and a lot more intelligent. The clubs may give them a bit of trouble though

Gotta agree with Ripper, if you guys actually tried to make your points instead of whining then maybe you'd have a chance but as is, you barely have a leg to stand on if all you're basing this bitchfest on is Mole coming up with a "stupid" topic which numerous others have done before.

Manager Buck Showalter's plan is for Mark Teixeira to bat fifth in the Rangers' lineup. Good news for Teixeira. It looked like he might bat sixth, putting him behind Brian Jordan. Instead, it appears that Jordan will hit sixth against righties. Against lefties, Jordan should be moved into the cleanup spot in place of Brad Fullmer.

Tuesdays are A-Ok with me

and pissed off fans in Boston, Toronto(?) and New York...

1 WS ring and 3 Cy Youngs?

Some news from today thanks to the usual suspect Tom Glavine has been picked to start on Opening Day for the Mets. Al Leiter, Steve Trachsel and Jae Seo will occupy the next three spots in the rotation, though not necessarily in that order. Manager Art Howe might choose to split up the lefties. Brandon Webb is working on a cut fastball to complement his sinker. "I started getting the feel for it," he said. If Webb can master the pitch, he'll stand a better chance of matching his 2.84 ERA from a year ago. Unlike previous years, the A's have no plans to skip their fifth starter when they have off days this season. The A's want Rich Harden to get regular work and take some stress off the "Big Three" at the same time. "We anticipate Rich being here for a number of years. We might as well start that development process now," GM Billy Beane said. "I think to skip him puts him in a little bit of a confused state. Unless something changes, I think that's the way we're going to go." Kazuhisa Ishii has overhauled his delivery to create better balance and rhythm. Ishii said he has changed his windup so his elbow and knee no longer touch and altered his follow-through so his lead leg no longer is as stiff. If the changes seem to lead to better control this spring, Ishii would be someone to move up on draft lists. An official announcement isn't expected until mid-March, but Brian Anderson likely will start on Opening Day for the Royals. Darrell May was the superior pitcher last year, but he's expected to act as the No. 2 starter. The rest of the rotation should be filled by Jeremy Affeldt, Jimmy Gobble and Miguel Asencio, with Kevin Appier set to displace one of the youngsters once healthy.

True enough, if I bothered to spend more time looking around rather then sticking with the first talent I see I'd probably be better off as a result

Here are my 50 favorites, no order instead it's as they come to me #50: Ric Flair vs Randy Savage - Wrestlemania 8 #49: Bret Hart vs Roddy Piper - Wrestlemania 8 #48: Bret Hart vs Mr. Perfect - King of the Ring 1993 #47: Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels - Survivor Series 1992 #46: Shawn Michaels vs Jeff Jarrett - In Your House 2 #45: Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr. - Halloween Havoc 1997 #44: Bret Hart vs Steve Austin - Survivor Series 1996 #43: Bret Hart vs Steve Austin - Wrestlemania 13 #42: Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker - Badd Blood 1997 #41: Bret Hart vs Owen Hart - Wrestlemania X #40: Bret Hart vs Owen Hart - Summerslam 1994 #39: Cactus Jack vs Vader - Halloween Havoc 1993 #38: Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat - Wrestlewar 1989 #37: The Rock vs Steve Austin - Wrestlemania 17 #36: Jushin Liger vs Great Sasuke - Super J Cup 1994 #35: Shawn Michaels/Steve Austin vs British Bulldog/Owen Hart - 5/26/1997 #34: Shawn Michaels vs Owen Hart - Oct./Nov. 1995 Raw where HBK collapsed #33: Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit - 10/4/1999 Nitro #32: Bret Hart vs British Bulldog - Summerslam 1992 #31: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psychosis - World War III 1998 #30: Dean Malenko/Chris Benoit vs Raven/Perry Saturn - Spring Stampede 1999 #29: Vader vs Sting - Superbrawl III #28: Chris Benoit vs 2 Cold Scorpio - Superbrawl III/IV(?) One of my fondest memories growing up as a mark #27: Mankind vs Shawn Michaels - Mind Games 1996 #26: Bret Hart/Owen Hart vs Quebecers - Royal Rumble 1994 #25: Raven vs Chris Benoit - Uncensored 1998 #24: Dean Malenko vs Chris Benoit - Hog Wild 1996 #23: Chris Jericho vs Juventud Guerrera - Superbrawl VIII #22: Brian Pillman vs Jushin Liger - Superbrawl II #21: Cactus Jack/Kevin Sullivan vs Nasty Boys - Slamboree 1994 #20: Cactus Jack/Maxx Payne vs Nasty Boys - Spring Stampede 1994 #19: Triple H vs The Rock - Summerslam 1998 #18: Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon - Summerslam 1995 #17: Hardy Boyz vs Edge/Christian vs Dudley Boyz - Wrestlemania 2000 #16: Shawn Michaels vs Mankind - 8/11/1997 Raw #15: Randy Savage vs Ultimate Warrior - Wrestlemania 7 #14: Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle - Royal Rumble 2003 #13: Eddy Guerrero vs Edge - Smackdown No DQ Match(Can't remember date) #12: Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko - Hostile City Showdown 1995 #11: Raven vs Tommy Dreamer - Hostile City Showdown 1994 or 1995 #10: Kurt Angle/Chris Benoit vs Edge/Rey Mysterio Jr. - No Mercy 2002 #9: Mankind vs The Rock - Royal Rumble 1999 #8: Steve Austin vs Dude Love - Over the Edge 1998 #7: Bret Hart vs 1-2-3 Kid - Raw 1994 #6: Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon - Wrestlemania 10 #5: Shawn Michaels vs Steve Austin - Wrestlemania 14 #4: Mick Foley vs Terry Funk - Raw 1998 #3: War Games - War Games 1987 #2: Triple H vs Cactus Jack - Royal Rumble 2000 #1: Triple H vs Chris Jericho - Judgement Day 2000

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Everybody should fear that fucking checklist eh Al?

I could do the 8 ET thing, not sure about others

Well wouldn't that screw over the people who may be busy throughout the whole day or may not have computer access for that day?