HarleyQuinn

It's simple....you're both completely pathetic so quit while you're behind.

*walks in* Banky's gone corporate eh? So who'll be the Commish that gets planted through the windshield after turning on his Corporation members? Dr. Tom? *walks away, amazed at BANKY of all people being a model citizen*

I heard that Jerry Lynn is a motivational speaker and secretly wrote the promos for The Rock and Steve Austin in the late 90's

This is my flamewarrior

December 16 New Orleans: North Texas vs. Memphis 6 pts. December 18 GMAC: Louisville vs. Miami (OH) 18 pts. December 22 Tangerine: N.C. State vs. Kansas 4 pts. December 23 Fort Worth: TCU vs. Boise State 21 pts. December 24 Las Vegas: New Mexico vs. Oregon State 8 pts. December 25 Hawaii: Houston vs. Hawaii 1 pts. December 26 Motor City: Bowling Green vs. Northwestern 11 pts. Insight: Virginia Tech vs. California 10 pts. December 27 Continental Tire: Pittsburgh vs. Virginia 12 pts. December 29 Alamo: Michigan State vs. Nebraska 15 pts. December 30 Houston: Texas Tech vs. Navy 5 pts. Holiday: Washington State vs. Texas 24 pts. Silicon Valley: Fresno State vs. UCLA 3 pts. December 31 Music City: Auburn vs. Wisconsin 9 pts. Independence: Missouri vs. Arkansas 13 pts. Liberty: Southern Miss vs. Utah 16 pts. Sun: Oregon vs. Minnesota 14 pts. San Francisco: Colorado State vs. Boston College 7 pts. January 1 Outback: Iowa vs. Florida 22 pts. Gator: West Virginia vs. Maryland 17 pts. Capital One: Purdue vs. Georgia 23 pts. Rose: Michigan vs. USC 27 pts. Orange: Miami vs. Florida State 25 pts. January 2 Cotton: Oklahoma State vs. Mississippi 19 pts. Peach: Clemson vs. Tennessee 20 pts. Fiesta: Kansas State vs. Ohio State 26 pts. January 3 Humanitarian: Tulsa vs. Georgia Tech 2 pts. January 4 Sugar: Oklahoma vs. LSU 28 pts.

115 pts last night even with AI not playing. Not bad I say... 12/11 Lineup PG: Baron Davis SG: Emanuel Ginobili SF: Shawn Marion PF: Carlos Boozer C: Ben Wallace Coach: Larry Brown

I officially Jobber of the Week for using a Tecmo Superbowl based shutdown

Credit CBS Sportsline(Mostly rumors) A rumored trade should the A-Rod/Manny one go through is Nomar going to Anaheim for Jarrod Washburn and possibly Troy Glaus. Cardinals are interested in Roberto Alomar. Tampa signs UTI Eduardo Perez for 2 years, $1.7 MIL and are looking at FA's Juan Gonzalez, Carl Everett and Jose Cruz. Arizona has expressed interest in SP's Shawn Estes and Darren Oliver. Cleveland is possibly close to signing Tanyon Sturtze and Bobby Howry to minor league deals. Colorado will likely sign 3B Vinny Castilla this week. Detroit has offered 2B Fernando Vina a 2 year contract.

From Dec. 8th, the Texas Rangers claimed OF Jason Tyner off waivers from the Devil Rays.

Now that would be hilarious....

Dr. John Dane - He can be the president...or at least help the plant life surge. Felicia Garcia - She can help surge the reproduction if the need ever arises. Donald Newton - He can take care of those who become sick. Jerry Blake - He can help with transportation vehicles. Father Franz - Can help farm and cultivate food. Mary Evans - Can help with architecture, also needed another gal. Patricia Clark - Can help with electronics such as lighting, etc. I came up with 7...oh well, looks like that's all that's needed in my world. Reasons for those destroyed, no children wanted because they can't help. The other Jane served no purpose to me. Julio was gone cause we already have a doctor.

Credit to ESPN & CBS Sportsline Signings for Dec. 9th! Boston signs Luis Soto to a minor league contract. Kansas City signs OF Matt Stairs to a 1 year contract at $1 M w/ a $100,000 bonus if he gets 375 plate appearances. Stairs had a solid season last year but only played in 121 games. .292 BA, .389 OBP w/20 HR's. December 8th signings Boston claims pitcher Mark Malaska off waivers from Tampa Bay. Decent in his 22 appearances. 17 K's in 16 IP, also had 12 BB's which isn't good. 2.81 ERA though, not bad but not great either. Cleveland claims pitcher Cliff Bartosh off waivers from Detroit. Yankees re-signed Ruben Sierra to a 1 year contract. Was helpful to the Yankees coming off the bench and DHing. New York Mets re-signed catcher Vance Wilson to a 1 year contract. Quite solid in 96 games(except the subpar .243 BA). 8 HR's but struck out a ton, 56 K's to only 12 BB's.

Piss poor 80 pts last night...fucking you Michael Redd and Andrei Kirilenko 12/10 Lineup PG: Steve Nash SG: Jason Terry SF: Shareef Abdur-Rahim PF: Zach Randolph C: Erick Dampier Coach: Don Nelson

Started off fairly strong but just quickly fizzled out...blah

holy shit!

*Watches the Red Sox fans get banned due to Dames' anger and watches fellas like Banky & Anglesault celebrate....IN ANGER~!*

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Continuing my great week by getting 140 pts last night. KG, Randolph & Miller all dropped 30+ VGM's and VC chipped in with 24. 12/9 Lineup PG: Chauncey Billups SG: Allen Iverson SF: Kevin Garnett PF: Zach Randolph C: Brad Miller Coach: Rick Adelman

Pats already beat the Colts 38-34. Granted, close but the D held up at the end HUGE

Who said it was one of the best? The offense is enough to get things done. No I am just saying. They really aren't very good, so no one can call them the best team in the league. Who else would you consider the best team in the NFL? Only team I can think of is Indy. Tennessee isn't because they just got beaten by Indy and are now 9-5.

Look at the weather people...how can anybody be surprised at the low score? This ain't San Diego where it's like 70+.

What's the record? 7?

Looks like we'll go 2-2 in the 1st half in terms of differing games Raz.

Colts are a charging, inside the Titans 10 now

Manning gets the 1st down, down to the Titans 33/32