HarleyQuinn

Chris Farley John Ritter

IMPORTANT I expect everybody to participate in this league. That means if a guy goes on a 15 or 60 day DL, I expect him to be put on the DL/Bench on your team rather than taking up a starting position. If you decide to basically not play from say June or July or any other time on then inform me so I can lock your team. If there's failure to do so then I'll choke you with piano wire. Remember, a vague disclaimer is nobodys friend. Now have fun this season

For you Al.

SP Jamie Moyer

Fuck... Pawtucket Red Sox select SS Johnny Pesky

Pawtucket Red Sox select OF/1B Carl Yastrzemski

I'm curious too as I have my pick all set...

CL Brad Lidge

Twist(According to Dictionary.com): To alter or distort the intended meaning of. I'm still confused why people think the ending of Signs was a "twist"... The aliens arrived, were defeated(also insinuated at the end in terms of aliens being killed elsewhere in the world), and left. Granted M. had the preacher/faith deal going but that was a backstory/tie-in to the aliens. When he revives his son, he becomes faithful again. Where's the twist? The whole faith story was going on throughout the movie as was the arrival of the aliens. If you were disappointed with the ending then it was a sucky ending, not a twist. It tied into both stories that were going on in the movie at the time.

Should be fine for me as well.

Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 1. Tonight, Tonight 2. Jellybelly 3. Zero 4. Here Is No Why 5. Bullet With Butterfly Wings 6. To Forgive 7. Where Boys Fear to Tread 8. Bodies 9. Thirty-Three 10. 1979 11. Tales Of A Scorched Earth 12. X.Y.U.

Bruce Willis Kevin Spacey Edward Norton Johnny Depp

Updated Team C: Carlton Fisk (RHB) 1B: Norm Cash (LHB) 2B: Nap Lajoie (RHB) 3B: Kevin Mitchell (RHB) SS: Lou Boudreau (RHB) CF: Turkey Stearnes RF: Larry Walker (LHB) LF: Albert Belle (RHB) Bench: LF Luis Gonzalez (LHB) Bench: 2B Davey Lopes (RHB) Bench: SS Johnny Pesky SP: "Big Unit" Randy Johnson (LHP) SP: "Big" Ed Walsh (RHP) SP: Dwight "Doc" Gooden (RHP) SP: Kerry Wood (RHP) SP: Jose Rijo (RHP) MR: Dolf Luque (RHP) MR: Jake Weimer (LHP) MR: Dan Quisenberry (RHP) CL: Brad Lidge(RHP)

If you're getting Smoltz/Abreu then grab them and run like hell and don't look back. As far as the daily lineup thing, it's staying weekly period.

Pawtucket Red Sox select 3B Kevin Mitchell

AL East: Red Sox Yanks Orioles Blue Jays Devil Rays AL Central: Twins Indians White Sox Tigers Royals AL West: Athletics Angels Rangers Mariners NL East: Braves Marlins Phillies Mets Nationals NL Central: Cards Astros Cubs Reds Brewers Pirates NL West: Dodgers Padres Rockies Giants Diamondbacks AL Wild Card - Yankees NL Wild Card - Marlins

David Hunter will try to save a puppy and fall of a cliff as a result...but the puppy gets saved! First Name: Joe Last Name: Kerr Nickname: Clown Prince Number: 00 Origin: USA Birth date: 4/15/1999 Age to start: 22 Height: 6'5" Weight: 207 Bats: Left Throws: Left Position: Starting Pitcher **** The Pitchers' Template: Should only be filled out if you chose to be a Starting Pitcher, Reliever, or Closer. You have 11 points to allocate among the below categories. (Note: All categories start out as 5 or "C", and all talent ratings start out as average; talent categories are mostly for 18-year-olds, talent dictates how your player will evolve in the certain category.) Duration (A, B, C, D, E) - +1 Holding Runners - 0 Groundball% - 0 Avoiding hits vs. Left-handed hitters - 0 Avoiding hits vs. Right-handed hitters - 0 Avoiding hits talent - +1 Avoiding doubles vs. Left-handed hitters - 0 vs. Right-handed hitters - 0 talent - 0 Avoiding homeruns vs. Left-handed hitters - 0 vs. Right-handed hitters - 0 talent - +1 Avoiding walks vs. Left-handed hitters - 0 vs. Right-handed hitters - 0 talent - +1 Getting strikeouts vs. Left-handed hitters - +1 vs. Right-handed hitters - +1 talent - +5 Velocity - +1 Fastball Curveball Slider Splitfinger

2B Davey Lopes

Right now, we have a minimum of 30 IP which places some emphasis on starting pitchers and guys who can go 6 IP or so. With 30 IP, you could conceivably have 5 starters all go 6 IP and reach the limit while also having the relievers go anywhere from 1-4 IP or more over the week. Not to mention that a team could conceivably have 6 SP as well (using a SP/RP). Anyways, as far as the statistics go, we have 6 hitting statistics (excluding H/AB since that's Yahoo mandated) vs. 5 pitching stats. There's only one difference and I don't think it provides a greater emphasis on hitting. Edited In: I cut out BA because that's technically included in OBP where a hit raises the OBP and an out lowers the OBP. So it should be 6 vs. 5 now.

My Current Roster C: Carlton Fisk 1B: Norm Cash 2B: Nap Lajoie 3B: Kevin Mitchell SS: CF: Turkey Stearnes RF: Larry Walker LF: Albert Belle Bench: LF Luis Gonzalez Bench: 2B Davey Lopes SP: "Big Unit" Randy Johnson SP: "Big" Ed Walsh SP: Dwight "Doc" Gooden SP: Dolf Luque MR: Dan Quisenberry

Some Injury News... Credit Rotoworld Joe Borowski will miss at least 3-4 weeks with a hairline crack in his right wrist. Endy Chavez is expected to be out until Friday at the earliest because of his sore elbow. Scot Shields could return to the mound by the end of the week. Mariners pitching coach Bryan Price said he wants to see Joel Pineiro (shoulder) pitch four more times before he joins the rotation, putting him on pace to make his season debut on April 15-16. After taking live batting practice for the second straight day, Frank Thomas (ankle surgery) said he'd probably sit out the first month of the season before beginning a rehab assignment at Triple-A Charlotte.

The waiver time has been changed to a day because I'm impatient and can't wait 3 days.

We're keeping the waiver priorities the way they are now. A) We had a straight draft thus one could argue that 1 - 10 had an advantage over 11 - 18 for 14 rounds already. B) I'm the 18th waiver wire priority, if you're that worried about your player being taken then I suggest you get 2-3 backup options in mind. There's more than enough talent at positions so that you won't die if you miss out on the first player you wanted.

Okay, here's the situation. Currently, Flik will be inputting the rosters through Round 14 as the draft has been taking way too long lately and I've been making autopicks which really shouldn't be happening. The rosters will be cut down to 2 bench spots so Flik can fill out the rosters, then the other 2 bench spots will be re-added. Upon being re-added, the team owners (you all) can use the waiver wire to add the final two players that you want.

Smell the Ratings autopicks SP Aaron Harang of the Cincinnati Reds.