MrRant

I hate the Red Sox.... but it would make me feel so good to watch them beat the A's.

You never answered my question. Either of you.

Get a reloadable Visa/Mastercard.

The leader of a shock-rock band is vowing to defy threats of criminal charges, and go forward with a concert featuring the suicide of a terminally ill fan. The band, which is known for outrageous stunts, says the suicide concert will be broadcast live over the Internet. Billy Tourtelot, leader of "Hell on Earth", says the concert and suicide likely will take place Saturday night, in two undisclosed locations in St. Petersburg, Florida. He wouldn't give any more details on the venue. He says he's granting his friend his dying wish. The suicide threat led St. Petersburg to pass an ordinance banning the event, and a judge to issue an injunction against it. Florida Attorney General Charlie Crist says anyone who assists in a suicide could be charged with a felony, and face up to 15-years in prison. Source: AP

http://www.linkydinky.com/dewkiller.shtml How many? 198.54545439999998 for me.

But you can thrust and spurt with each syllable. Ab (THRUST)- I - (THRUST) - GAIL~!(THRUST).

Sally isn't demeaning though. Calling someone Abigail while blowing your load though is.

So if you two ever met each other.... would this passion you have turn into a night of passionate angry gay sex?

$30 million for 1 season? I wish I could sign a deal like that and get injured only to be paid $30 million to get out.

He's not a moron. He's just out drinking a lot at the bar. That's what seniors do. You know?

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Eat him. I'm sure he has lots of Latino flavor.

Lets get to the real issue here. Banky is in love with Mik.

But how far? I would be worried about some TNA regulars not wanting/being able to make the drive. Note: I mean fan regulars.

May all of you who do not like A Christmas Story have a horrible Christmas and shoot your eyes out. Bastards.

Check in your sent items.

I think we are up to 1 gimmick a day.

But the statue probably offends about 5 people so we have to make sure those 5 people don't feel bad. Can't have anyone feel bad, now can we?

Do you know Barney?

CrackAficionado.com Funny shit. Our fifth sample came to us courtesy of Marcel's cousin, who picked it up on a swing through the Midwest earlier this year. He advised our team to try it only if "they didn't have anything else they had to get done that day." Frankly, although we've been over it and over it, the staff here at CA is still not sure what the hell this shit was. It seemed normal enough at first, but two minutes after her first hit, Darcy screamed like a wounded calf and dove headfirst out the closed window. She was followed immediately by Marcel, who took with him our crash pad's CD player and a really excellent set of wireless headphones (We still have the base unit). Unfortunately David, who never moved an inch, hasn't been able to shed any light on the subject-he has remained in a semi-catatonic state for the past six weeks and is really starting to be a pain in the as s. If any of you out there know him, please come and pick him up because, well, we've got better things to do. Price: Not sure. Rating: Insufficient information. Recommendation: Buy.

Anyone else think that if the Cubs or Sox get into the World Series that some of their fans will "Celtic Pride" one of the other team's star player?

Loser

She's also 100% pure Canadian Evil

How would you feel after running 400 yards at 70 MPH?

Just the fact that you could possibly see two self-inflicted deaths in a span of 48 hours.