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Holy shit, when was the last time Richards got a beat down on somebody? The Right to Censor days?

Masters' eye is briused. I wonder what happened.

So would I, but I shudder to think how they would bury Sting.

Anyone? Cpl. Kirshner? Buddy Rose? George Wells? -=Mike The Miller Lite Catfight Girls too.

Cobb was a cocksucking, dickhead, racist... Triple H's character in the last 2 years is almost the same thing, except he kicks people in the balls instead of spiking them when sliding into bases. HHH is a cocksucking, dickhead, racist like Cobb, but HHH differs in two very important ways. Cobb was undeniably an amazing baseball player with incredible skills who earned every accolade. HHH was shoved up our asses until we accepted him. Then he started to do well in the ring. And Cobb never won the World Series. Despite holding all sorts of records, he was never a true champion. HHH of course has six zillion title reigns and will get six zillion more.

How can they possibly say this (whether it's the feeling at WWE or just someone starting a rumour)? When HHH and Batista were given time together before the turn, they had some great segments. And of course, after the title win, he's been given no time at all. How can they say there's no chemistry?

No kidding. If I were Matt I'd phone up Edge and say "Thanks buddy. I didn't know it at the time, but you did me the favour of a lifetime. I owe you one."

I agree. Batista is fine on the mike. Of course, we have to draw on our memories here, since they have barely had him on TV since Wrestlemania.

My TV just died, so I won't be able to watch. Can't be a coincidence.

My sense is that this PPV will do all right financially, but bomb creatively.

Holy shit. I'm surprised the bullets didn't bounce off Saturn's big steel balls. This guy is some kind of tough.

That sums it up perfectly. Let's call him Dusty Rhhhodes from now on.

Also known as "telling it like it is."

You know what would give Hassan massive heat? Using "Real American" as his entrance music. Anyway, the buyrate of the PPV will go up slightly, which Hogan will use as an excuse to demand that the entire company be built around him again. Hogan will leave the company as soon as he hears plans to have him put over Randy Orton. Elapsed time: about four to six weeks.

They should have this match in Canada, just for laughs. If they did this match in Montreal, it would get the biggest mixed reaction ever.

Justin "Amish Leprechaun" Smith should look up the meaning of the word "proverbial."

Come on, be fair. They needed the time to show retired wrestlers bitchslapping active heels about half their age and with no injuries, making sure they don't have any credability. You know, the important stuff.

And just recently, they had Christy pin her. They must really hate Molly or something. I'm surprised they aren't going to light her on fire or something for this year's WM.

They tried that one for Nash on his last WWE run too.

Hmmm, this sounds more like Hogan trying to weasel his way onto WM and back into the company than anything WWE was thinking about doing. He's the Orange Cockroach. He will not go away.

No kidding. After they put the belt on Bradshaw, and THEN built up his character, all those "this guy isn't ready for the belt" arguments don't carry much weight anymore.

The criteria is pretty much a) did you make Vince money? b) were you popular? c) were you loyal to and well liked by Vince? 4) Can you be worked into an angle that will get a current wrestler over?

It makes sense to put Batista over now, given that promo, yes. It also made sense to have Booker T go over two years ago after the promos HHH cut. I want to believe Batista wins, but I am still nervous.

I want Warrior to come back to WWE, and go on Raw. I want them to feud. I want them to cut promos on each other. I want the to be allowed to say whatever they want, and for however long they want to say it. Everybody watching wrestling that night would get a good week's sleep.

If they really want to get Orton over as a supreme dick heel, they should have him threaten to RKO his father, but he won't, because his father "isn't a legend."