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Hey, what happened to the Randown forum? Oh look. THE ENTIRE WOMEN'S DIVISION is in the ring.

I like when crowds chant "steroids!" like they did during the Steiner/HHH posedown.

This is absolutely has to happen, IMO. Batista needs to be the one that causes the split, not HHH. Otherwise he looks like yet another chump who can't play the game. Like Randy Orton.

"...which is uh why dad that I shouldn't lose to Batista right away uh." "By God Hunter, you're right again. We'll hold off until we've built up more heels to your level." "Yeah uh right. Like I'll ever uh let that happen." "What?" "Uh, I said uh double-quad tear. I hate when that uh happens."

I don't quite get your point here. This makes it all okay? Anyway, I don't enjoy watching people I know are injured. I think Angle should retire because of the damage he's taken. I would rather not be entertained than see a guy paralyzed or worse. McMahon apparently is willing to take the risk. Yeah, I know. Angle is crazy and will wrestle with gunshot wounds. McMahon should be caring for his wrestlers when they won't care for themselves. He's been inconsistent with this to say the least.

No kidding. Too many people are acting like Evil Snidely Brock Lesner left Kindly Old Mr. McMahon who ran the local animal rescue shelter. Or that because the other wrestlers eat shit every day, a person who decides to try something else is the problem, rather than the organization itself. Sometimes I think Hogan had it right. Bend McMahon over and fuck him as many times as you can, before he finds a way to do it to you.

I've always hated Hogan, so I was all for the Warrior. I hate both of those nimrods now, though.

What I heard was that Vince wanted the big money on a WM rematch, which is why Luger didn't win the belt at Summer Slam. But since the stipulation was that this was supposed to be Luger's only shot at the belt, he looked like a complete idiot for not getting the job done, which was only re--enforced by the balloons and the celebration. It killed his momentum. Apparently there are incidents in WCW where the logical booking said that he should get the title and didn't, which also made him look like a complete chump. Hence the choker label.

I just like seeing Kevin Nash's three second comeback. It was funnier when it was set to the Chariots of Fire theme though.

When Victoria first started wrestling in WWE, she used this move on Trish: standing outside the ring, she'd somersault over the ropes and drop her leg right on Trish's neck. It looked vicious. I think she only did it the one time, but it was nasty enough to be a convincing finisher.

I never really felt the problem was Orton himself, just how he was booked. For a guy they were apparently trying to turn into the big dog of the company, they hardly did anything right with him.

Pairing you up with Stacy Keibler is WWE's special little way of saying "we don't have a clue on what to do with you, how to get you over, and frankly we've given up trying. Sorry. If it's any consolation, you can hang around with this hot chick."

Here's an idea: how about an evil gay FOREIGNER tag team!

Wasn't that a feud between Madusa and Oklahoma? Speaking of which, remember when they made Jackie WWE Cruiserweight champion? There was someone who was so embarassingly unover, and they turfed her not long after.

Barry Horowitz Disease.

"I want to beat Undertaker clean."

If the Katie Vick doll is still around, just dress it up and use that instead.

If this is true, the really sad part is that they probably have to rewrite six months of storylines and adjust the WM Smackdown maint event now.

Actually, I can't believe WWE hasn't already picked up that guy just for the free publicity. He probably would make a good heel manager. If they bring him aboard now, they are catching this train way late.

Like Father, Like Son-in-Law. Unless Shane has been doing roids too.

No, you can count me in among the worried. Sullivan was politicking and holding down since before it was cool.

Actually, I have to agree with you here. It's better that Batista not feud for the belt for awhile. He should have time to simmer as a face without it. Let Orton take the belt of HHH, because God knows he needs some colour. Then have HHH and Batista do their feud based on pure hatred of each other. Batista wins, breaks away from HHH. Then, let Batista run through a few heels, and if he's still hot, then think about putting the belt on him. Problem with this plan: it would require HHH to lose two major feuds in a row. Ain't gonna happen, his promise to get those two over if it kills him notwithstanding.

I don't buy this idea that main eventers need to be able to cut 20 minute promos. I know WWE believes it, but I think it's something they have to get away from. They might as well start the new trend with Batista. He just goes and says what he needs to, that's it. That's different and refreshing. Fans will like him just for getting to the fucking point.

Exactly. Batista will remain over if they continue to book him the same way. Step 1: Heel blathers on and on Step 2: Batista makes a subtle threat towards the heel that makes him sound cold and badass. Step 3: Repeat step 2 for awhile until the fans are rabid for a Batista ass-kicking of heel. Step 4: Batista kicks heel's ass. That's all they have to do. Think about heel Edge right now. Whining about being screwed out of title shots. Now imagine Batista responding to an Edge promo the same way he treats HHH. It would work. If you want to totally destroy Batista: 1. As Brian says, book him like Brock. For the millionth time, Undertaker did not put over Brock. Brock jobbed in a HANDICAP match to Taker, for crying out loud. 2. Turn Batista into a crowd-sucking up gosh-gee-willickers face. "Come on everyone! Boo the evil foreigners! USA! USA! Your hometown sports team is really cool!" 3. Have him go against HHH for the belt and fail, turning him into loser #489 who can't get the job done against HHH.

It wouldn't surprise me if they throw in one of the Diva Clones. They have to justify their paychecks somehow.