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If they want Orton to be a success, they can't job him to Flair. I don't care if the US Marines storm the ring and take Orton out first.

No, that's McMahon's walk.

I can't wait for the Eugene/Lita vs Trish/Snitsky matches.

WWE seems to think we should sympathize with Lita for being a complete idiot. Historically, has anybody received heel heet for being incredibly stupid? Because I think Lita is not that far off.

Uh Snitsky....everybody including the boss' pudgy son and my granny has destroyed Kane.

"Maven, you requested this interview." "Yes, Todd I requested this interview." Poetry. Sheer promo brilliance.

HBK would never let an injury keep him from appearing. Snicker. This is the most pointless, long-winded bullshit speech I have heard in a long time. "At WWE, we listen to the fans. Except when you chant 'RVD'"

Brooke just doesn't want the job of carrying the other three participants.

I'm thinking that during filming, HHH was going around saying that Wesley Snipes couldn't act a scene properly, and couldn't do "action-move style." He also helpfully suggested that rather than having Blade kill his character, it would be much more interesting if HHH's won all the fights in the movie to set up a big money rematch in the next sequel.

Ideally there should be an extended feud with HBK, but the injury takes away that possibility. Edge should not be in Evolution. They've got too much already. They'll be like the NWO if all the credible heels join. The can't feud with with HHH because he's a heel, so maybe one with Jericho over a title shot.

Of the three people involved in this angle, why is Snitsky getting over? Let's see... Kane: wants to reproduce. Who cares? Fans know that pregnancy angles only have one place to go anyway. And Kane is hard to take seriously when Shane McMahon can kick his ass. Lita: hard to be sympathethic for when she acts like a complete idiot. Snitsky: Put an end to this ridiculous baby business. Is the only person on Raw besides HHH to actually accomplish something. Is opposed to the two above losers. Is the only person on Raw to anticipate and prepare for a run-in by hiding a lead pipe in the baby carriage, making him look smarter than 98% of the roster. And that's why he's getting over.

They need a female member. So Carmella or Christy should join Evolution.

I see that WWE didn't optimize for Mozilla. Fuck them and their vote.

Isn't nice how Vince put this segment, giving us all an opportunity to check the Sox/Yankees game? Thanks Vinnie.

Ok, this GTA commercial FUCKING OWNS.

And Chris Jericho becomes the first man to tap to Flair's figure four since... Chris Jericho. *Sob*

WWE Pokemon? Snitskychu-I choose YOU! Ok, here we go. Raw is Pokemon. THey're even sponsored by Nintendo. It's perfect. Pikachu totally holds everyone down though.

And then Leno and Diamond Dallas Page will make the save.

I wonder why they didn't use the Evolution theme.

Flair does look 96.

Well, at least it wasn't Molly jobbing to Stacy this time.

Look at them work over Stacy's leg. Psychology!

The crowd's too jazzed up. Let's send out three guys to do an extended promo to cool them off.

They should bring Nowinski in as a heel manager or interviewer if he can't wrestle.

Farscape, Baseball play-offs, Snitsky wrestling, Bubble Boy... This is the best night for televison EVER. edit: Good thing for me, Farscape's gonna be replayed 100 times this week. I don't think it's playing up here in Canada. So it looks like I have to go through kazaa.