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The crowd is giving these two pretty good heat.

Snitsky is the new guy they go to when someone needs punishing?

Y2Jerk, Farscape owns all. Scorpius far Raw GM. "Kill her! Then we'll have pizza! And margarita shooters!"

Me too. HHH sucks and holds people down.

I thought we were going to call this week's thread "RAW is MUPPET SHOW." Oh well.

Prediction: Bob Holly becomes champion. Smarks will not even have the strength to cry when it happens.

HHH ties Flair's record, at which point Flair turns on him. The justification is that Flair finally realizes he doesn't want to be overshadowed by HHH. So they feud, with Flair as the heel. The fans cheer Flair anyway. Flair wins the belt. Nice long feud, culminating with a match at WM. HHH of course wins, then Flair gets on the mike to say how wrong he was, HHH is the greatest, blah blah blah, and fellates HHH in mid-ring to prove the point. Vince McMahon comes out and says he's disbanding the entire fed, because HHH is the perfect champion and human being. All of wrestling has been done to perfection, so there's no point in going on. They then roll the credits for WM over images of HHH while "Close to You" plays.

They should have opened the ballots at least two weeks before, so they could build angles and cut promos around how the voting was going. Or, they could have "early voting" through a pay per use phone line and maybe get some cash off the denser marks.

Yes, but they'll be pretending they care what we think while they do it.

Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, to have to watch this show! YES! Statler and Woldorf wouldn't talk about puppies. And they'd have the balls to say "hospital."

You know, Statler and Waldorf doing wrestling commentary would so rule. Just a thought.

Raw sounds so much better with JR and King muted. I love the triple figure four spot.

Snitsky looks pretty Muppet like too. Lets see....Snitsky vs. Sweetums. Now there's a good big man/monster match.

HHH looks like he's doing his Donald Duck impersonation in that video.

For god's sake WWE, have some fucking balls and say "hospital." Yay, diva search crap.

Raw is Muppet Show Sam the Eagle and Eugene vs La Resistance Fozzie Bear vs Kane (as punishment for pissing of Bischoff) Gonzo vs Hurricane Six Man Kermit, Ms. Piggie and Orton vs HHH, Batista and Flair Its time has come.

HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN!

Yeah guys, it's Edge's turn to be buried!

Oh, just put him in the crossface Chris.

JR and King both sound like they want to say "oh, fuck this show. Let's go for a pint."

What's he supposed to wear...? A 'suit' isn't exactly..."Evolution wear" Maybe a tshirt...and tights...then he'd be Benoit though and it'd just look weird.. or...an RKO t-shirt and jeans So he can accomplish being Steve Austin and a Rock wannabe at the same time? He should also wear Mankind's mask, Undertaker's bike, Hogan's bandanna, and Warrior's tassles. and Aldo Montoya's jockface. and Undertaker's old purple face mask And Hogan's old fist helmet.

If you didn't know who Lawler was, you'd swear he knew nothing about wrestling by the way he goes on. Why would anybody in that ring listen to Coach?

Should he wear $500 shirts? No...he should wear jean shorts and a vest. how about leather S&M gear? Randy the Gimp! His music can be Comanche, which was the music being played during the Pulp Fiction rape scene. Of course, the look would be more suited for Flair now. HHH: Batista...bring out the Gimp! Batista: He's asleep. HHH: Well, you'll just have to wake him up now, won't you?

Aha: the problem with Raw in a single sentence: King: JR, how can you talk about Jericho when the page 3 girls were here?

No, you're not. I think that when there's a turn, there should be something noticeably different about the wrestler. Man, this audience is dead.