jester

Who would want the belts in the state they're in?

and be forced to wrestle....K- Oh you know.

I am pretty much in agreement with what he says, except the idea of HHH being a face. No rational human being could want that. Face HHH makes Hogan look generous in the job department.

In fact, Vince will probably decide that ALL stipulations apply, so Bischoff will have to shave his head, wear a dress, and be Eugene's servant.

Vince spent years after Hogan left trying to make another Hogan. Now he'll spend years trying to make another Austin. So Austin sprayed everyone with beer. ANgle sprayed everyone with milk. I wonder what Orton will drive to the ring and spray everyone with? Uh...on second thought, forget I asked.

Uh, well...yes. Getting a book published on anything is a major accomplishment, be it on puppies, wrestling, coffee, socks, aardvarks... I have a great deal of respect for just about anybody who does this. Doesn't mean I agree with them whole-heartedly, but I respect the drive and persistence it takes to get this done. Trust me, it ain't easy. As for Moore, put aside his politics for a minute and think about what he did--went from some lard BUTT nobody in a dead American town to becoming a filmmaker, author, activist and in some circles, a respected political critic. That is not an easy thing to do. Any wanker can post on a message board about anything. Only a handful of people can convince a publisher to cough up money for a book about their opinions. Getting to that point takes *some* degree of talent.

I don't agree with a lot of what Keith says, but before anybody makes fun of him, think of this: he's an author. With several books published. On wrestling, no less. To say that's not an easy thing to do is a massive understatement. Keith found a way to turn it into a business. The rest of us are just pulling our puds on a message board.

It was a promo-heavy show, with a lot of them not really going anywhere.

We need to be punished for liking Snitski. So tonight, in this very ring, we all face...KAAANNNEEE...

Molly now can't beat Stacy, even with inteference from Trish. Did she ask Stephanie if she was gaining weight or something? Question the dress code?

Speaking of which... Is Test even still employed? According to the rumor mill (for what it's worth), Test is also in the doghouse and they just don't want to fire him when he's injured. If you believe the buzz, they are going to can him as soon as he's healthy.

So, how will Molly be humiliated tonight?

Why should fans vote for Edge? he'll give you all ten bucks each.

I like how HHH no-sells his opponent...during his title card.

Kinda like Latka Gravas and Vick Ferrari? [Let's see who gets THAT reference...] Taxi, Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match....yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yes, she's a great heel. Listen to the deafening boos. Fuck. Waste some more money on this shit Vince. You've got lots.

The loser will have to face...K- Oh you know.

I see they're following the "How to Book a New Face Like Steve Austin" manual to the letter.

I don't know whose fault it was, but that exchange leading up to the attempted sharpshooter was brutal.

Whoa, that spot was botched in a big way.

I am just a simple caveman! I don't understand your complex ways of building a character before you thrust him into a marquee feud! I thought we agreed that Triple H was unfrozen caveman wrestler. Gene Snitsky, Microsoft Certified Engineer

That was boring, this is a brilliant self parody of soap opera wrestling angles. I don't know that we're enjoying in the way WWE intends us to. But I don't care. Seriously, I hope Snitsky catching on.

Gene Snitsky, Attorney-at-Law Gene Snitsky, Congressman (D) Gene Snitsky, Certified Public Accountant Gene H. Snitsky, ESQ.

See, Snitsky is smart! He thinks ahead. Kane was bound to show up, so he was ready for him. I fucking love this guy. I can't help it.

Me too. I demand Snitsky be added to SMackdown vs. Raw.