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Rebuttal: With Ric Flair in the company, and Triple H's love for old NWA wrestling, and also the opportunity for an Evolution vs. Randy Orton led-group in the match at Survivor Series, I think there's a very good possibility of the WWE using Wargames. Correction: It will be used as soon as someone convinces Vince that it was his idea. "Hey Vince, remember that great idea you had that Dusty Rhodes totally stole...what was it called again...war games? Why don't we take that idea back and have our boys show how it's really done?"

Me too. It's a little like eating a bacon double cheeseburger with cheese fries. You enjoy it, though you know deep down it's killing you.

Aw, come on. Kane and Lita as a demonic couple would so work.

Trish... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh. [mind explodes]

Lita botches her lines. Even though they are written down.

Everybody Loves Kane!

...I'm not high...but I'm still laughing my ass off, and I dont care what you people say I'm loving it. So am I. It's so stupid I can't help it.

Ok, how many people here wish they were high watching this? And how many of you are high watching this?

Ok, I so want the cello version of Kane's music as an mp3

Every woman fall for a sharp-dressed man...

OK, that guy looks like he just stepped out of a Twin Peaks dream sequence. "That gum you like is coming back in style."

Because you, like us all, secretly clamors for "It's A War Zone In Here!: The RAW Musical" "Dressed up like a million dollar trooper/ tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper/" "OOOOPAH TROOOPAH!"

I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping she saw a ghostlike figure of the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror. KANE! WARRIOR! ONLY AT UNFORGIVEN! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW~!~!~! They even have Bischoff to play the only man on planet Earth who couldn't see the image.

Haha! Lita didn't break the mirror. It no sells. But it's seven years bad luck, so it's just as well. Kane, looking sharp.

I bet that's exactly what HHH says to Vince before the blowoff to every one of his feuds. Like the Benoit feud? Oh yeah, you're wrong. Shut up. Testy, testy. I disagree with you, but I was not rude to you. Kindly return the favor.

"We'll tell you how to vote." Heh, sounds like JR wants to fix the voting. Not that the voting is fixed of course.

I bet that's exactly what HHH says to Vince before the blowoff to every one of his feuds.

Yes, because the top heel on the program should NEVER GET THE BELT AGAIN, RIGHT? I never said that. But how about a total shocker... HHH and Orton have a series of matches.... and Orton using brains and guts, finds a way to hang on to the belt in every encounter? They are trying to make a new star...and that would get people's attention.

I REALLY think HHH wins at Unforgiven...otherwise, there's no build towards the rematch which they are planning for WM21. Trips WILL win at Unforgiven. I really don't see what they'd do otherwise. Oh he'll win. I just don't think he should.

If they are serious about Orton, he need to win at Unforgiven. Or he's just another guy who couldn't solve HHH.

See, now this is unnecesary.

And we still have the wedding to go. That's at least 20 minutes. We'll get under a half hour of wrestling for sure.

HUNTER HORK HELMSLEY!

For Christ's sake HHH, stop saying "YOU SEE" over and over. And just shut up in general.

Standard RAMBLING jealousy promo.