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...damnit, now I'm picturing Mario acting like Terry Funk. Mario...IS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME! Mario Wrestling....now there's a game idea. Mario vs. Bowser in a flaming barbed wire match.

SHe got Lita a "big red machine" for when Kane goes out of town.

And is it just me, but does Molly look hot with short hair?

Now notice the crowd is laughing with the heels.

Coach: What is going through your mind right now. And what the hell are you wearing? Heel bridal shower!

Nah, I want to see him in one of those big blue ruffled tuxedos. But that's probably what Lita will wear.

Yes Lawler, and you'll be hitting on their grandchildren.

When Benoit keeps it short and to the point, he's just fine on the mike. I don't get what people are bitching about when they say he's got no verbal skills.

I'm with Fook on this one. It's not UT's place to determine who is push worthy. I wouldn't go so far to call UT talentless, but I'd say the same thing if it was Benoit or anyone else turning his nose up at an opponent. Management says you have to work with this guy. Suck it up. The only way I'll accept what he did is if UT geniunely believes Heidenreich is actually dangerous in the ring. He has to look out for his safety, since Vince has demonstrated that worker safety is priority #56, 883...

This occured to me the other day too. He is the strongest character in WWE. The most fleshed out. You always know what he's after. You may not be able to predict what he'll do, but you can guess his reaction when something happens. His actions have also been consistent and logical. Even during the Katie Vick shit, HHH's actions made relative sense. This is why wins and losses don't hurt him. His character remains strong and thorough. When was the last time a face did something really cool? Something that compares to beating someone bloody and coming to the arena with their blood on you? This is why challengers look weak next to HHH. Watch, it will happen to Orton next.

It's not Toronto's fault that WWE can't take a hint. Right or wrong, Canada ain't gonna get over Bret. Ever. So if they don't want the official to have the most heat in the ring, keep him backstage. Remember the Steiner/HHH Fiasco? One of the matches was in Montreal, and they expected HHH to get heat by shoving Hebner? Put fucking two and two together, Vince.

Easily, he's the snivelling little asshole runt that you want to see get killed when his big bodyguards aren't around to protect him. I wondered why they didn't make Spike a heel before. Exactly. I think this is great way for Spike to get over as a heel. Seems like everbody growing up knew a complete bigmouth who ran for his big brothers at the first sign of trouble. They play this up and the crowd will be screaming for a Spike beatdown.

World Heavyweight Championship- Chris Benoit © vs. Randy Orton I think Benoit will win. Apparently these two have been having good house show matches. A Benoit win will send the crowd home happy and extend the feud. WWE Championship: JBL © vs. The Undertaker I think the Undertaker will kick the holy hell out of JBL to clearly establish that of course nobody can beat the Undertaker (it's my yard take you to skewl boy locker room leader I'm not feeling it), but Bradshaw will pull some unconvincing cheat or a DQ out of nowhere to retain. Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle Man, was the Eddie title reign blown. I think they'll give it to a returning Kurt. Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship: Edge © vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho A lot depends on the future plans for these guys. I'd say Batista gets it, because a Jericho/Edge feud doesn't really need a belt at stake. 'Till Death Do Us Part Match: Kane vs. Matt Hardy Kane should kick the hell out of everyone, including anyone who runs in. For unstoppable monster, some real losers have stopped him. I'd like to see Lita turn heel as the Satanic bride. Triple H vs. Eugene Eugene will get in some good offense, but HHH gets the win. Booker T vs. John Cena Booker. Paul London, Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley Boyz This match could really revitalize the tag scene if done right. I am guessing the faces get it here.

Apologies if these bios have been seen a million times before or this has been covered in another thread, but A&E is showing bios of three wrestlers--Foley, Hogan, and Andre. They are showing the Hogan one right now. The Andre one was nice, but full of WWE "facts," like the 90 thou at WM3, Hogan was worried about Andre shooting on him. etc. Thought you guys might like to know.

I'd actually like to go to Summerslam, even though the card isn't that great. I've never been to a PPV event. Funds are an issue though.

Actually, I disagree. I think Orton could use a win over Hogan, especially if he dominated. No sold the hulk-up. Just completely owned his orange ass. Nobody has been allowed to do that. Of course, Hogan would never allow that.

Actually I agree with Holly on this one. A dress code is ridiculous given the other things they are required to do. But they should fire his worthless ass anyway.

Well, nobody predicted this. We all thought she'd have a long, productive stay where she'd fit smoothly into the looker room and be part of many great angles and ***** matches. Quite a shocker.

Exactly. Right now the focus on HHH is not just stealing heat from Benoit, it's stealing heat from Orton. If they are serious about doing something with Orton, he got to be the one showing the drive, plotting the plots, and basically starting to become a threat to HHH's leadership.

A contract signing? I bet the participants will come out, promptly sign the contract, shake hands, and then return to their dressing rooms in an orderly fashion. Or perhaps someone will get beaten down.

If the story is as Bruno tells it, Vince sooo needs a guy like this as an advisor. Somebody who isn't a yes man (and is independently wealthy so he doesn't care if he gets fired). Maybe this would kill more things like the Diva search and Katie Vick before they got off the ground.

Holy. Shit. No wonder Kurt refuses to quit, even though the Grim Reaper is waving frantically at him.

HHH has Fighting Spirit! I don't know if there were any rest stops. I would like to see Triple H in the crossface for 50 minutes. It'd be boring TV within 3 minutes, but it'd be funny, too They could have the divas hit the ring while HHH is trying to fight out, so they can at least fill the time with another segment.

I am watching the Smackdown rebound, and Angle is acting terrified of Vince. Angle's just lucky it wasn't Shane or he'd be really fucked.

Wow, one of the Divas just gave a sit-out powerbomb to Kamala. Or am I imagining things?