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Yeah, that means he's been champ for nearly eight minutes.

No, wait. Kane's question is "Is there a God?" and he and Lita will get into a lengthy debate over Pascal's Wager. Which will be moderated by Scott Steiner.

The question is "will you go out with me," and the answer Kane is looking for is "no." If she says "yes," then he'll tombstone her.

God, stop the women from using punches. It looks so sloppy.

Heh, JR, BIble-thumper.

This pretty much sums it up. Wrestlers only really retire under one of two circumstances: 1. they are so injured that the literally can't get into a ring. 2. They die. Taker is long in the tooth as they say, but he nowhere near the worst of the "for fuck's sake, just retire" crowd.

That's a lot of finger-pokes. And Hogan would have to do all the poking because Nash might tear something if he had to poke somebody.

Goldberg, Austin, Hogan, and Lesnar should get together and form their own wrestling company, just to piss of McMahon. If that happened, WWE history would see its biggest revision yet. Of course, could you imagine the politics involved in a company with those four? Whew.

When is Nowisnki due back? I was kinda digging his heel character. If only he could stay uninjured. "Good news Mr. Nowinski! Now that you're healthy, we're sending you to Smackdown!" "Oh. Yay for me." "And were putting you in a high profile feud with...BOB HOLLY!" "I think I'll kill myself now rather than give Holly the satisfaction."

It's WAAAAY too early to tell about Eugene. If he can get massively over, I say yes, give him the belt. A fued with HHH where he goes over for the belt would be awesome. Especially if HHH did his typical "you're not in my league" routine, and then Eugene ~Holy Shit~ twists him into knots and gets the pin. But don't have Regal turn on him so soon. It would actually be more interesting to have Regal support and believe in Eugene, and go out on a limb for him while everyone else mocks him.

I just like how WWE hates Internet fans, which is strange because they go out of their way to tell us we don't matter. If that's so, why do they care what we do or say? But they like to remind us we don't matter. And it certainly doesn't matter to them what we think. Nope. And they'll say just how much they don't care OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Maybe if they say enough times, they'll convince themselves.

Are we sure the Judgment Day card isn't Undertaker vs. The Entire Smackdown roster in a handicap match (with the Smackdown roster having the handicap)? I don't know if it's the booking or him not feeling it or a combination of both, but jeez, even HHH is jobbing and making new guys look good. Seriously, can we get Taker a McMahon to fuck so he doesn't feel his spot is threatened?

Bingo. This is the guy they let beat up whole tag teams and heel stables. They should send Taker over to Raw, where he could feud with all of Evolution--simultaneously. The odds would be almost even.

I wonder if somebody's "not feeling it" again.

anyone care to explain to me how this is newsworthy? They're just forshadowing the inevitable "Rene Dupree Injured During a Match With Holly" headlines.

Why does it have to be one person or the other that's 100% at fault? I'm guessing neither one is an angel.

She was the hummer driver, too. And she raised the briefcase.

Quick survey...how many people want to see an end to the split roster now? My guess not too many. The suckiness of Smackdown would spread and weigh Raw down.

Looks like the "Is the WWE Racist" folder will be back in business soon. Does this mean Shelton Benjamin becomes Saba Simba II?

They'll probably give him another title shot instead. It's funny. WWE rewards people who ACTUALLY injure people, and hold back those that have a reputation for doing it. Good to see Undertaker squashing tagteams again. Why don't they put the Smackdown tag belts on him. Just him. Since we're busy ruining whole divisions anyway. As for Jackie with the Cruiserweight belt, I wouldn't have minded a good female worker winning it after a good match, but Jackie may be the least unover person in the entire promotion. Bring out Vince's accountant and he'd get a bigger pop. Next week: Vince wipes his ass with the Cruiserweight belt in order to elevate it slightly.

No, no, no, that booing was because Steiner was wearing an American flag, and the Canadians didn't like that, and because they're not over Montreal, and uh...the snack bar was out of Coke, and uh...uhm...uh...it's the economy's fault.

So Bob Holly vs. Brock Lesnar should have gone on last at Rumble? You raise a good point. Ok it should be the last match at every PPV but the Royal Rumble. I believe that title matches should go on last, regardless of who is fighting for them. I also believe that they should build up credible champions and challengers so they don't have complete chumps in the main event (like Holly). That's Eddie's problem: his big challenger is Boredshaw. If he had a credible challenger, Smackdown would be a lot better than it is.

Yeah. but it would probably turn into some variation of the belly to belly suplex that he'd only botch and shoot some innocent bystander instead anyway.

What about Orton? They probably won't want to job Orton to Edge. Both guys can't really take a major loss right now if they want them to have credibility. Also, fighting Evolution is pretty high profile because of its association with HHH.

I think Edge needs a little more momentum before getting into a main event program. The problem with this is that it means dealing with midcard heels, and there aren't any credible midcard heels besides Christian, and do we really want to see them paired up again?