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Continuing tonight's theme of "Well, at Least WOW Was Entertaining Even Though it Was Mostly Bad,' that Diva Wannabe in green kinda looks like Roxy Powers. http://www.wowe.com/superstars/roxypowers/images/roxy.jpg

The webpage is still up? Good Lord...

No, that's after the newly-born HHHell Spawn gets its turn to slap them around.

Ah, time for Spirit Squad's weekly handicapped bitch-slap.

That would be awesome. WOW never understood how uncool Terri Gold was. "Let's see... a female Kurt Angle... only we'll play her straight as a face."

The DX entrance video looks kinda like an Xbox commercial. If the Master Chief came in and gave a piledriver mid-speech, that would rule beyond all.

Yeah, only I shudder to think what WWE booking and writing would do to her.

Hey, WOW was fun for what it was. Yeah, I know. I have to admit to being a total Riot mark.

Austin is his one true love. Which makes Lawler's unrequited love for JR all the more tragic.

Ok, Mickie James' entrance sounds like Randi Rah-Rah's theme from WOW. And it worries me that I even remember Randi Rah-Rah. Or her theme. Or WOW.

Doesn't Orton get to beat on Lawler at least?

Is it just me, or has Orton put on some mass?

I assume Hogan isn't exempt from the Wellness policy. And he would have no problem pissing into a cup to prove that muscle didn't come out of a syringe.

It's a good booking idea. So sad that they're writing and booking to please Vince, a guy who came of age in the early-mid sixties and has long since forgotten that viewpoint.

I'm not an Orton fan, but I'd cheer just about anyone over Hogan.

Nope, I didn't. I only said that said that Shawn would have thought he would. I agree that Shawn was a self-serving prick, and such people tend to see their own bullshit in others, whether or not it's actually there. Everything everyone has ever said about Owen indicates that he was a good guy who never do something so vindictive.

If they ever screwed Hogan like this, I'll buy every WWE product for the next ten years.

It's not hard to think what would be going through HBK's head when he pictures a spot where he has to take a piledriver from Bret Hart's brother. Yes, because Owen really liked going around and intentionally breaking necks with botched piledrivers. Did he really now? Explain this to me in detail. I didn't say that Owen would have intentionally done anything. But that Micheals refused to work with him strongly suggests that he (Micheals) was worried that he might. Paranoia? Maybe. But if I were in his shoes I wouldn't work with anybody who had a rep for being tight with Bret Hart.

It's not hard to think what would be going through HBK's head when he pictures a spot where he has to take a piledriver from Bret Hart's brother.

Not only that, if Christian did come back, they would bury him so deep they would probably strike oil on the way down. There's no way they would bring him into a main event feud, or give him any credible offense against anybody.

We all bitched and moaned about how he squashed people when he was a heel. We forget that this is NOTHING compared to how he squashes people as a face.

Orton's push was just plain weird. It was as if they changed their minds about him every week. One week, he's the future, and he needs to be protected. The next, he was a jobber to the stars at best. And then he'd be back to the company's pet project again. I think he got a "Half-God Push." As if WWE wanted to give him a God Push, but forgot exactly how that was done.

If they seriously enforced the Wellness Program, who would be left on the roster? Ed Peterson in accounting, maybe? I hope when Hogan makes his inevitable return, they ask him to piss in a cup.

Agreed. I can't think of a worse match-up. The promos, matches, and build are all going to suck.

Unless they pay him 15 million or something, no way is Hogan jobbing to Orton. Can you imagine asking Hogan to job to the son of Roddy Piper's bitch?