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Now that would cause chaos, riots, the burning of Titan Towers, and Vince dead in the corner of his locker room from stab wounds. Yeah, I can't see a down side to that idea either.

I have a much better entrance for the New Old Undertaker. The ominous music plays...Paul Bearer and the druids come out, smoke fills the platform while the gong sounds, and then the music change to... "YOOOOOOUUUU ARRRRRE SOOOOOO....GOOD TO ME...." Then Undertaker comes prancing down to the ring dressed like Adorable Adrian Adonis, flinging rose petals from a basket as he goes. Now THAT'S re-inventing your character.

I absolutely despise Austin now for the Stunner/Drink beer crap. If he can't wrestle a regular schedule, fine. Job him out to an up and comer, then send him home, or give him a job where he never beats up or intimidates the guys who still work.

You forgot to mention "By Submission" Goldberg also beat HHH clean for the title. By Submission though is even better. You're right. I forgot the most important part. I am still amazed that HHH agreed to tap to what is basically the biggest WWE PPV ever.

Austin is the referee. THE REFEREE. He should not be the focus of anything. Goldberg should have been the one to make the appearance and do the staring down. Yeah, I know he's only got one more appearance left on his contract. Can we say that perhaps WWE should have planned Goldberg's apperances better? It's only Wrestlefuckingmania 20, after all. They couldn't have worked Goldberg's appearance out in advance so that he could properly build towards the match?

"Flair said there was no steroid use at all in WWE, that the company randomly tests and it's absolutely prohibited." I guess Flair isn't watching his boyfriend HHH too closely.

And even then I don't think death will stop Flair. Ric's ghost will take over the body of his son David Flair and he'll start all over again. Maybe the combination of Flair's skills and a younger body will make a kickass wrestler!

No kidding. I get a laugh out of people who say that "Flair will retire" or "Undertaker will get one last victory over Kane and retire," or the ever-popular "Hogan just wants to do the right thing." These guys will be wrestling until they are dead or too crippled to climb the ropes. And while they're doing that, they'll be aiming for the biggest spot they can get.

Guys, be reasonable. Who else are HHH and Orton going to slap around once they're through with Benoit?

Trish is more likely to put in an appearance in the Y2J/Christian match.

"Well Dave, nobody in WWE uses steroids [snort]. I was just talking to [giggle] HHH, who said that he owes his physique...MUST...KEEP...STRAIGHT...FACE...to proper diet and exercise." Did lightning strike Flair during the interview?

I think this time Vince would be looking for some big time payback. We're talking a three month feud where he regularly jobs clean to Stephanie.

I really hope Austin comes out on the Raw after WMXX, riding around on his ATV and burying Brock for "taking his ball and going home." Then he flips the ATV and gets squashed.

Hogan's probably leisurely sitting by the phone with a smile on his face right now. Nash too probably.

Forming another American hockey league should the NHL go under would be genius, actually. Possibly. But not if if Vince McMahon was in charge of it. These days, if Vince set up a liquor store in a neighborhood of alcoholics, he'd find a way to fuck it up.

EXACTLY. Whether you think Brock is a big crybaby or whoo! sticking it to that asshole Vince, there are going to be some seriously negative consequences. BTW, doesn't Vince look like a FUCKING GENIUS for not letting Benoit get that final win over Lesnar? To think that WMXX could have been Benoit/Lesnar for the championship with some skillful booking, and with Brock leaving Benoit would have the belt for sure. You're fucking brilliant Vince. Why don't you go and form the Xtreme Hockey League or something next? Ass.

Ok, if I were Gerwitz, I'd justify it by saying: "Come on, it's a good gimmick. After all, it did wonders for Christian." or "Get out of my face Hardy, or I'll tell Triple H you're not being a team player."

Don't feel too bad for Nikita. It's hard enough to get over as a woman in WWE. Now saddle her down with guaranteed anchor of a gimmick like being Vince's illegitimate daughter, she had no hope. And let's all be thankful this angle never got to air. More agonizing crying Stephanie promos have been averted.

Seconded. They'll probably go all-out for his entrance too, so that will only make them louder.

I'm kind of hoping that the crowd boos everybody in that match out of the building, but I'm in a bitchy mood lately.

Maybe Bearer will announce that the brothers had a SISTER! And they can unveil her at wrestlemania. Story logic be damned.

Is Vince purposely trying to kill Mick's heat?

I think that since Heenan would probably do his job properly, he'd only frustrate JR, and call him on every mistake or every bit of hypocrisy. Or, maybe Vince will totally neuter Heenan's style. Heenan: Victoria had no business even being in that match to begin with. Molly is really courageous to- Vince (via headphone): Say Victoria has nice tits! Heenan: -get in the ring with her, seeing as in the past Victoria has been so unstable... Vince: Say Victoria has nice tits! Heenan: And let's not forget what a betrayal this is JR! Molly sponsored and supported Victoria when she first- Vince: SAY VICTORIA HAS NICE TITS! Heenan: (sighs) And Victoria has nice tits. Vince: Yes! Home run!

As a side note, doesn't seem like the more WWE backs a wrestler, the harder he bombs? Nathan Jones had elaborate and pretty cool video packages. Ditto Sean O'Haire. Gail Kim got video packages too. John Heidendendenreichanbachernickelreich was featured fairly prominently on Raw, and it looked as though they were going to turn him into some kind of foil for Austin. They're all either injured, released, rumored to be released, or sweeping up after the show. Vince: Good news son. We're giving you a major push, video packages and all. Wrestler Newbie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seconded. As much shit as HHH gets, at least he wrestles once or twice a month. It makes me sick to Austin driving around that damn ATV like he's patroling for heat to steal. In fact, I'm pretty tired of all the old timers these days. As for Bret, I don't want him there because you just know he'll be used for a Randy Orton beatdown, or Montreal Rehash #56,902. Stay at home Bret.