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Quite a bit actually. But the thought of explaining it makes my brain leak out my nostrils and ooze into a corner whimpering.

I like JR trying to pump up Rico's legit credits (former cop, etc), while he's prancing around with face paint. If you want him to be taken seriously, the fey act ain't gonna cause it.

Rico vs. Maven Ok, keeping with the theme, what run in would make the least amount of sense for this match? I say Warrior and Honky Tonk Man storming the ring, hitting each other a few times and running to the back.

Well, JR excuses it as Austin being "unpredictable." If there was a heel commentator with a brain sitting next to him, he could point out that was a wee bit hypocritical.

And both RVD and Steiner look like bitches in one fell swoop. Good work WWE.

It's ok Steiner. Hit him. It's not like it's Shane or anyone really dangerous.

Thank god Austin's here to come to Stacy aid. Instead of a wrestler like RVD.

Whoa, that looked like a stiff one.

Steiner vs. RVD. Oooh, "style clash" would be generous.

Now you see, WWE, the correct response is "How about we call you a hearse?" and then Jericho kicks the hell out of Shane. Now the Dudleys. Could this be a bigger clusterfuck?

That footage looked like Test was closing his legs as Shane was moving. I think it was Test's fault.

razazteca, are you and I the only ones watching?

Kane's condition is "guarded"? on WWE.com they said he was stable!

They've added the Kane limo thing to the opening music.

Shawn looks bored.

They'll phone up Mick Foley and he'll say "I dunno... I've got a load of laundry to do, and Collette's been bugging me to paint the garage door..."

If they handle the celebs like they handled the guest appearances at Raw X, they'll start phoning people two days before the event, and not get anybody.

I hate your life for even thinking of that. I wouldn't worry too much about this happening. If someone proposed it, they'd get as far as the "then Kane gets the advantage" part and then they'd kill it. My prediction tonight is that it's Kane's turn to have his balls electrocuted.

I think you'd see plenty of complaining about Flair if he continually went over people, or if it took four or five guys just to give him a beatdown, like Taker. When was the last time Flair convincingly beat someone he should have put over? Let me guess though. It was probably Jericho.

I think Shane should start doing the pedigree. Let the political shit storm commence!

Or the empty pink studio where the AWA went to die! HHH vs Randy Orton in a Turkey on a Pole match!

Actually, Nathan Jones main eventing would be entertaing to watch for its train wreck value, since Nathan Jones flopped harder than anyone in recent memory.

They should have had HHH up the ante. $200 000 to whoever takes out Goldberg. And that can be his excuse for appearing on Raw every week--keep upping the bounty on Goldberg as more heels fail to get the job done. I'd take that over a chance to be in Evolution.

He was wearing it during the la res attack

Uh oh. Someone mentioned sex. The Lawler who could actually commentate on a match is gone.