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Oh god. This is promo is going to take a long time. Get comfortable.

Crap finish.

Other than appearance of the Rock during the Diva Search, S.F.A.

Edge refusing to continue would actually be a good way to establish him as a heel who feels his actions are justified.

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it. Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself." They need to copy Pro Wrestling Guerrilla and have a show that is WWE: The Musical~! I like it. Eugene's song can be "Pinfall Wizard."

He just quoted White Wedding at Lita in a backstage bit. HE didn't sing it. Though that would rule. Or if he sang "Dancin' With Myself."

Weird. Lawler seems to be pumping up Jericho, and JR is defending Edge.

Marks out for the Billy Idol reference. May the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad will show up and kill everyone, and then Lita goes on a murderous rampage.

SHoot comment by HHH. I wish they'd show Orton taking charge of this feud. Of course that was too much to expect. Here's the happy couple...

The Orton beatdown was surreal? Is this your first time to a wrestling show LAwler?

C'mon, Mist, Gore, People's Elbow. Let's see it.

I think JR has nodded off.

Tajiri is so out of place in this segment. He wrestles.

Carmela would score so many points with me if she yawned and mimed sleep right about now.

Ok, Rock, hurry it up. Even you can only carry this so far.

Yes, he does look in fantastic shape.

WE have an assignment for you... Write an essay on how effective a king Henry VIII was.

The audience is dead silent....they must be riveted.

Ultimate ~SWERVE~ Kane changes his mind and says he doesn't want to marry Lita, walks off.

Here we go... Orton should cut a promo first. Not HHH.

Undertaker's job to Brock wasn't clean by the way. He had a broken hand. And he got the job back. He beat Lesnar and Show in a HANDICAP match, and won, eventually pinning Brock. Even with Heyman cheating on their behalf. And then afterwards, this generous locker room leader who does the right thing for the business, challenged Vince McMahon to a buried alive match. Who he did a job for. The UT put Brock over. Bull fucking shit. And this is a guy who once threatened HBK for not wanting to job.

I hope they keep Rock far away from Orton. And I am tired of seeing other wrestlers endorse the new guys. That doesn't get them very far. Bowing and scraping before the older generation make the new guys look spineless. Remember how respectful of the other wrestlers Austin was when he came up? Exactly.

Rebuttal: UT did more harm than good for Brock.

The swerve should be the break up of evolution. They've already beaten Orton, so tonight HHH and Flair surprise Batista, beat him up, and toss him out of Evolution. Next week, Flair beats down HHH and tosses him out of Evolution. Finally, Flair beats himself up and tosses himself out of Evolution, leading to Flair wrestling himself at the PPV. And getting a higher star rating and crowd reaction than UT vs. Bradshaw.

Actually, what would be a great JBL angle is if Bradshaw finds Al Wilson in his shower, who reveals the past two years of Smackdown were just a dream.