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Vern Gagne

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  1. Woman: [over intercom] George Carlin on three.

    Krusty: [answers it] Yeah?...Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You

    Can't Say on TV" bit was _entirely_ different from _your_ "Seven

    Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. ...So I'm a thief, am I? Well,

    excuuuse me! [to his accountant] Give him ten grand.

    Woman: Steve Martin on four.

    Krusty: Ten grand.

     


  2. Homer the Clown is a great episode.

     

    Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made

    franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem

    Globetrotters?

    Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!

    [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch]

    He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the

    ball.

    [the Globetrotter kicks it into the net behind him]

    That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for

    gods' sakes.

     

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