Hank Kingsley

I only lost once legit...Boo-yay and all that jazz.

Quiz's match is the greatest thing ever.

SWIMMING~! I have, like, all of my school's records. Rock.

It's Hot NewzWIRE~!, you whooooooore~

How on EARTH do you think that?! Show vs. The Boston Strangler. Lowest drawing PPV ever.

XCalibur v. Annie Eclectic ~Go Annie Go! Off to the Bedroom! CIA v. Judge Mental ~CIA is still MIA (obviously, it's not like he wrote LAST show *cough*) so Judge gets this. "The Sinner" John Duran v. Dante Crane ~GO DURAN GO. SIN 2 WIN 4L BAYBEE Crow v. Quiz ~QUIZ FOR THE BLOCK. NO FUCKING WHAMMY. "The Franchise" Mak Francis v. Jay Dawg ~Jobber. Viktor Tarankov v. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~Viktor gets murdered. Again. Show v. Michael Craven ~Show jobs to the Atomic Forearm. No, I'm serious. Nathaniel Kibagami v. Apostle ~Death and yada yada. Main Event Danny Williams v. Ejiro Fasaki ~Ejiro is the greatest writer in the SWF alive today. MARK OUT.

YAY @ EJIRO!!!

... Just let me out! Don't make me lock Craven in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey this week!

*Ejaculates on Candie's face*

Buffy Season Two Box-set

Oh god, I suck.

There's no-fucking-way Zack is winning. Calvin Szechstein = OAOAST MVP.

Where's that crazy ol' masked Canuck been, anyway?

... oh god.

Sophmore year of High School started August 11th for me....damn Florida schools and their obscenely early start dates.

ONE MATCH? Ahahahahahahahaha

If I win, I get the winner of CIA/Atlas? Oh my jesus.

Yeah, I just used Storm's Mask vs. Mask result.

Oh My God. That is so excellent.

From the SJL: Damnation in a Box Rules: The match takes place in a hell in a cell setup, with barbed wire wrapped around it. C4 explosive is also attached to the cell, causing a small explosion with each collision. At the top of the cell, there are weapons that will fall to the ring every 3 minutes, and be legal. The match can be won through pinfall, submission, a 10 count, or the opponent losing consciousness.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TEH MUZZEMS~!!!!!!

RESULTS~ 10. Johnny Dangerous - $0 (-500~) 9. Beezel - $470 (-30) 8. Quiz - $570 (+70) 7. Strangler - $585 (+85) 6. Frost - $690.74 (+190.74) 5. Show - $945 (+445) 4. Craven - $1044.70 (+544.70) 3. Conklin - $1065 (+565) 2. HVille Thugg - $1125 (+625) and your WINNER........... 1. John Duran - $1200 (+700) So, yeah, we can use this next time. Except Johnny. He rocks.

Oh my fucking god. Greatest thing EVER. GREATEST THING EVER Thoth, you are my hero.

Michael Craven vs. ??? ~Craven's been damn good lately, and as fucking stupid as his IGNORE CANNON~ is, I have to pick him. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. Xcalibur ~Oh god, Muzz rules everything. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. English Dragon ~I AM THE BIGGEST ENGLISH DRAGON MARK....but Silent kicks all sorts of ass, and I'm picking him to go over here. Jay Dawg vs. "The Sinner" John Duran ~Duran is a GAYOSEXUAL~, but I don't think Jay Dawg will show(!) So Duran wins again Crow vs. Apostle ~Holy shit! Just...wow! Crow. Quiz vs. Mak Francis ~Oh my god. As much as I LOATHE~ Mak Francis, he's fucking killed everyone (except us!) so he has a strong chance of winning. But, come on, it's QUIZ we're talking about here. 1000 word restholds 4 life! Danny Williams vs. Viktor Tarankov ~...! Oh, wow. I think Viktor is just a little out of his league here. I mean, it's Danny Fucking Williams! Dante Crane vs. Stryke ~Dante is an Aussie BASTARD~ and Stryke is awesome when he shows. I'll go with Dante. What a cunt. Dace Night vs. Ejiro Fasaki ~FU Fasaki! FU Fasaki! You rule everything! And Dace made me tap out to a bunch of elbows, so he sucks. Ejiro (Y) CIA vs. Spike ~Yes, I am a huge Atlas/Spike fan. I also don't know if CIA has stable internet access at this point. Either way, Atlike kicks ass. Show vs. Aecas ~I just wish this would be another STADIUM STREET FIGHT~, that was fun. Judge Mental vs. Annie Eclectic ~The Hardcore Queen makes her return MEAN SOMETHING and she wins! Motherfucking Daybreak!

Second from the top, baybee~!