Hank Kingsley

I see Chavo "accidentally" costing Rey the match somehow, hopefully slow-building a turn. If Khali is taken off, they can have Boogeyman make a cameo, perform some voodoo, and manifest Khali's soul in the Big Show so that The Undertaker can still get his revenge. And the ECW Champion stays strong because he wasn't in his right mind. Finlay/Regal and the tag title match will steal the show.

Boogeyman?

Yikes. Throw Matt Hardy in there instead?

"Rey Mysterio is just like herpes" I love JBL.

This show rocks. Kennedy being awesome, Kash busting out the Trailer Hitch, Finlay and Regal's old-school heel tactics, Ashley, Jillian, and Michelle being hot, and Kiiiiiing Booker. Love the Smackdown.

So, taking a page out of WWE's playbook (shocking, I know), I've decided to put together a fantasy rating system to "rank" SWF wrestlers. Unfortunately, building a team with a salary cap and edits and trades like WWE's would be migrane-inducing. Instead, after each show wrestlers will be ranked according to this rating system: Storm/Lockdown/Smarkdown appearance (+3) Storm/Lockdown/Smarkdown match (+5) Storm/Lockdown/Smarkdown win (+7) Board promo (+5) [to be added in the post-show update] PPV appearance (+5) PPV match (+8) PPV win (+12) All shows: Title win (+20) Successful defense (+8) Specialty match (+3) Specialty win (+5) Elimination [battle royal, tag match] (+2) Executed finisher/locked in submission (+1 each) Finisher resulting in victory (+4) Kicking out of a finisher/escaping locked in submission finisher (+3) Foreign object shot [only when said foreign object's use is not inherent in the match; ie hardcore is a specialty match, but no foreign object points are awarded] (+3 each) Final match on card (+3) Disqualification (-4) Suspension (-10) Double No-Show (-15 for all involved) Will this cause people to show more? Always use their finisher to win? Always kick out? I don't know, I'm not trying to change anyone's style with this, this is merely for fun. And always using a finisher to win is boring anyway. Points are cumulative, so if a wrestler appears in a match and wins with, say, a roll-up, his point total would be 3+5+7 = 15. Without further ado [well, ado into the next post to keep it neat and tidy for updates], here are the results after Lockdown (and please, let me know if I made any mistakes):

"You've Got the Touch"

Is the Pit still around?

Nevermind, Kotz literally refuting Zacalex's insults is pretty funny.

Thing is, that thread isn't even funny anymore. And apparently Anglesault was "my hero."

Didn't Drury want to be let back into the WWE folder. Thanks.

Why did I post here when I was 14.

Poking is the sexiest thing ever invented though.

Because it's like, you have all this info on there like classes and your residence and your summer plans, but you still have people asking "What classes are you taking?" "What dorm are you staying in?" etc. so that they don't come off as creepy for lurking your profile. BUT THAT'S WHY IT'S THERE. But for the love of god get rid of the fake plastic cup pictures.

I've found Facebook to be a much better/creepier cult to join.

Besides the ones mentioned, I really like "Love Minus Zero/No Limit" and "Buckets of Rain."

The rankings! Lockdown's Big Winner: WILDCHILD! Wildchild - 3+5+7+3+5+3 = 26 Bruce Blank - 3+5+7+3+1+4 = 23 Michael Cross - 3+5+7+1+4+3 = 23 Jimmy the Doom - 3+5+7+1+4 = 20 Landon Maddix - 3+5+7+1+4 = 20 Akira Kaibatsu - 3+5+7+1+4 = 20 Michael Stephens - 3+5+7 = 15 Spike Jenkins - 3+5+7 = 15 Tom Flesher - 3+5+3+1 = 12 Jay Hawk - 3+5+3 = 11 Charlie Matthews - 3+1+1+1+1+3 = 10 Zyon - 3+5+1 = 9 Ciro Vitale - 3+5 = 8 Manson - 3+5 = 8 Austin Sly - 3+5 = 8 Kerry Staunton - 3+5 = 8 Scott Rageheart - 3+5 = 8 Grendel - 3 = 3

Here's a fun one, a mojito. Grind mint leaves up in some sugar+lime water. Pour the result in with crushed ice, add rum, and top with club soda. Delicious if done correctly.

Isn't the Smackdown taping beforehand though? Won't Taker's presence on that show kinda give the result away.

The "BOO! YAY!" slugfests are awesome.

They also need to stop cutting to kids and women in the crowd during matches. What the hell.

BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA BALLS!

Okay, what the fuck.