Hank Kingsley

Season premiere is next Monday at 8.

I guess I'm spoiled by Arrested and The Office, because a minute in and I already hate the laugh track.

So, uh, according to estimates, Emily Rose made $11 million Friday. It looks several shades of awful, but PG-13 horror wins out again.

Classy, that Wild and Dangerous.

90. Breaking Kayfabe

(the remaster)

61. G0R0 62. Anal Blitzkrieg/A fierce pounding of the ass

55. Double Jeopardy 56. American Gladiators match @ G4 57. Dace F'n Night 58. The Unholy Trinity 59. Rando's Ironman match ...

1 1 The 40-Year-Old Virgin $16,434,000 $48,726,000 2 2868 2 - The Brothers Grimm $15,093,000 $15,093,000 1 3087 3 2 Red Eye $10,400,000 $32,676,000 2 3091 4 3 Four Brothers $7,825,000 $55,331,000 3 2649 5 4 Wedding Crashers $6,250,000 $187,718,000 7 2737 6 - The Cave $6,200,000 $6,200,000 1 2195 7 6 March of the Penguins $4,570,000 $55,721,000 10 2394 8 5 The Skeleton Key $4,385,000 $37,899,000 3 2784 9 8 Valiant $3,352,000 $11,551,000 2 2016 10 7 The Dukes of Hazzard $3,045,000 $74,391,000 4 2891 11 10 Sky High $2,629,000 $55,244,000 5 1818 12 9 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory $2,595,000 $197,478,000 7 2005

Weird how it's the remix of "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" that actually deals with...diamonds from Sierra Leone, while the original just deals with Kanye and his bling and people pronouncing his name incorrectly. I like those two, along with "Touch the Sky" and "Gold Digger" on the first few listens.

Congratulations to Danny. Johnny had one hell of a title reign, so it really meant a lot when he finally passed the torch.

The only worthwhile thing I've done all year: Part 3: "Murder and Pimping in Romania" Or was it the only thing? EDIT: Here we go. This too. Part 2: "A Pubic Service Announcement"

I forwarded the match to Tom, I could try sending it again.

Yesterday:

Yeah, I saw it for a second time on Thursday night and it was just as funny. My favorite out-of-nowhere moment (besides the ending) was .

That's my favorite sentence.

Z's one of the few SWFers I enjoy talking with on a semi-regular basis about non-fed matters. Happy birthday!

Should've used Danny DeVito.

And the "Billy-Gunned the World Title" award goes to...

So, why did Fox skip Sword of Destiny in the reruns? The four-block on Friday consisted of Motherboy, The Immaculate Election, then Meet the Veals and Spring Breakout. Did somebody say "wonder"?

Oh god. Funniest thing I've ever seen. Best parts: the waxing, the ending (I'm so glad this wasn't spoiled for me), and the Mortal Kombat/"You know how I know you're gay?" parts. Amazing.

Not really. 1. Four Brothers Paramount Pictures $20,700,000 $20,700,000 1 2533 2. The Skeleton Key Universal Pictures $15,795,000 $15,795,000 1 2771 3. The Dukes of Hazzard Warner Bros. Pictures $13,030,000 $57,478,000 2 3785 4. Wedding Crashers New Line Cinema $12,025,000 $164,051,000 5 3131 5. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Columbia Pictures $9,400,000 $9,400,000 1 3127 6. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Warner Bros. Pictures $7,260,000 $183,788,000 5 3304 7. March of the Penguins Warner Independent Pictures $6,730,000 $37,605,000 8 2063 8. Sky High Walt Disney Pictures $6,114,000 $43,303,000 3 2807 9. Must Love Dogs Warner Bros. Pictures $4,585,000 $34,615,000 3 2420 10. The Great Raid Miramax $3,374,000 $3,374,000 1 819 11. Fantastic Four Twentieth Century Fox $2,250,000 $148,419,000 6 1617 12. War of the Worlds Paramount Pictures $2,200,000 $228,612,000 7 1340 Next week: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Red Eye

Damn, The 40 Year-Old Virgin and Red Eye have an 89 and 83 respectively on RottenTomatoes. Can't wait.

Chris Rock or Jude Law.

c) Hilarious and awkward American version.