Hank Kingsley

"Dad's gonna be crushed!" "You don't...have to tell him."

Best show ever.

I'm lightheaded from laughing so hard.

I know one person who would support Popick:

The preview clip for the finale on getarrested.com promises more Franklin greatness. I can't wait.

I must know the name of this song.

Yeah, go with May 1st.

Come on. No one disses Toxxic and gets away with it!

The writeups on the "Immortals" themselves are good reads, actually, since they're by other artists. Of note, Kanye West writes about Dre, Elton John on Eminem, and Little Steven on Eric Clapton.

POPICK And that's the truth, Ruth.

No he didn't. [KC] just picks up whatever fresh newbies he can find, moulds them into his image and then dumps them on the scrapheap. He really is the HHH of this fed.

This is what the magazine says: "An expert panel of musicians, industry figures, and critics, selected by the editors of Rolling Stone, was asked to pick, in order of preference, the twenty most significant artists of rock's first fifty years. The votes were tabulated according to a weighted point system overseen by the accounting firm Ernst & Young."

51. Howlin' Wolf 52. The Allman Brothers Band 53. Eric Clapton 54. Dr. Dre 55. The Grateful Dead 56. Parliament/Funkadelic 57. Aerosmith 58. The Sex Pistols 59. Louis Jordan 60. Joni Mitchell 61. Tina Turner 62. Etta James 63. Phil Spector 64. The Kinks 65. Al Green 66. Cream 67. The Temptations 68. Jackie Wilson 69. Carl Perkins 70. The Police 71. Frank Zappa 72. AC/DC 73. Radiohead 74. Hank Williams 75. The Eagles 76. The Shirelles 77. Beastie Boys 78. The Stooges 79. The Four Tops 80. Elvis Costello 81. The Drifters 82. Eminem 83. NWA 84. James Taylor 85. Black Sabbath 86. Tupac Shakur 87. Gram Parsons 88. Miles Davis 89. The Yardbirds 90. Carlos Santana 91. Ricky Nelson 92. Guns 'n' Roses 93. Booker T. and the MG's 94. Nine Inch Nails 95. Lynyrd Skynyrd 96. Martha and the Vandellas 97. Roxy Music 98. Diana Ross and the Supremes 99. Curtis Mayfield 100. Lee "Scratch" Perry

1. The Beatles 2. Bob Dylan 3. Elvis Presley 4. The Rolling Stones 5. Chuck Berry 6. Jimi Hendrix 7. James Brown 8. Little Richard 9. Aretha Franklin 10. Ray Charles 11. Bob Marley 12. The Beach Boys 13. Buddy Holly 14. Led Zeppelin 15. Stevie Wonder 16. Sam Cooke 17. Muddy Waters 18. Marvin Gaye 19. The Velvet Underground 20. Bo Diddley 21. Otis Redding 22. U2 23. Bruce Springsteen 24. Jerry Lee Lewis 25. Fats Domino 26. The Ramones 27. Nirvana 28. Prince 29. The Who 30. The Clash 31. Johnny Cash 32. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles 33. The Everly Brothers 34. Neil Young 35. Michael Jackson 36. Madonna 37. Ray Orbison 38. John Lennon 39. David Bowie 40. Simon and Garfunkel 41. The Doors 42. Van Morrison 43. Sly and the Family Stone 44. Public Enemy 45. The Byrds 46. Janis Joplin 47. Patti Smith 48. Run DMC 49. Elton John 50. The Band

"How are my party-planning biatches?" "Mintchocolatechiiiiip!"

1824 - J.Q. Adams/Jackson

I get a few laughs out of it, but nowhere near the amount that I get from Arrested Development. And fuck an American Dad even more, while we're at it.

Words cannot express how upset I am that next week is the season finale

Nice callback to "Top Banana". Lucielle: "There were 250 CCs of your father in that banana stand!" Michael: "No touching!"

He's a nevernude!!

Zach Braff!

If you thought those were good, wait until you watch "Pier Pressure". No Tobias, unfortunately, but still, in my opinion, the best episode of the first season.

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice

I keep a $2 and a Sacajawea in my wallet. It's a thing.

Sideways - 10/10 Just as good the second time around. Better, even. My favorite movie of 2004, and one of my all-time favorites.