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Everything posted by Hank Kingsley
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Holy shit, Atlas! *marks out*
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Promo: Hot Hawaiian Nights
Hank Kingsley replied to Chuck Woolery's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Mike Van Siclen is a dick. And I love it. -
This changes all the time as I see more & more movies. 1. Pulp Fiction 2. Lawrence of Arabia 3. The Usual Suspects 4. Casablanca 5. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Popick is a fucking tool.
Hank Kingsley replied to Dr. Tyler; Captain America's topic in No Holds Barred
Just don't make fun of his fiancé. -
The Rejected Real World contestant of doom
Hank Kingsley replied to Rob E Dangerously's topic in No Holds Barred
Or "lol". Is it that hard to say "laugh out loud" like the rest of us? -
The Rejected Real World contestant of doom
Hank Kingsley replied to Rob E Dangerously's topic in No Holds Barred
Don't you hate people that say "probly" instead of "probably"? I sure do! -
Boom. Explosion. Everyone dies except Thoth.
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Best Movie Tournament Semi-Finals
Hank Kingsley replied to spiny norman's topic in Television & Film
I can't believe Lawrence of Arabia wasn't even in this tournament. -
The thread in question mentioned how if you put http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/ in front of the geocities address, you wouldn't get the red x. That stopped working for me, though, so I just use photobucket to host.
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Tony K. called Ken Jennings a dickweed.
Hank Kingsley replied to The Czech Republic's topic in Television & Film
Some of the competition is hilarious. I believe it was on Thursday or Friday last week, but this woman called out the answer without buzzing in. Twice! -
Best Movie Tournament Semi-Finals
Hank Kingsley replied to spiny norman's topic in Television & Film
The Godfather Citizen Kane -
It was changed to a "favorite movie" tournament. There was a "greatest ever" tournament until BBCW got banned. De Niro Brando
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I can't wait for this movie.
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*brings the hate!* Spike, Sean, our tag stats are in my stats post, for what it's worth.
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... Happy Birthday, Galatea!
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Robert De Niro Kevin Spacey Al Pacino Marlon Brando
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Greatest Screenwriter of All-Time Tournament
Hank Kingsley replied to Crimson G's topic in Television & Film
I was just about to mention him. "How are the banks in Australia?" "Easy, ripe, and luscious." "The banks, or the women?" "If you've got one, you've got the other." Tarantino, Helgeland, and Chris McQuarrie (The Usual Suspects) are up there for me, as well. -
The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread
Hank Kingsley replied to Steve J. Rogers's topic in Brandon Truitt
I've been asking this for quite a while now. -
7/7 SWF Lockdown HOLT Report
Hank Kingsley replied to Mr. S£im Citrus's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Johnny's too much of a man for me. THE ONLY WAY I COULD RESIST HIS MACHISMO WAS BY RUNNING AWAY. ...that's my excuse. -
Happy Birthday, Taamo!
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Lockdown Comments
Hank Kingsley replied to HollywoodSpikeJenkins's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Comments on Dace's match, first because I feel bad for not commenting much in forever, and secondly because Dace reviews our matches every week, and even though I'm probably not qualified to, I'll give it a try. Oh, and before I start, a miscellaneous note to everyone: I think the bold and italics are being overused. It was neat to see for Silent/Edwin and other big matches, for example, but seeing it on every show used by almost everyone gets kinda old. Now, Dace vs. Manson! This is just crap I think of as I'm reading the match. ~The dueling chop spot used to be overused, but I think it works here, especially when Dace shakes things up with an elbow to the jaw. Nasty. ~In other news, I'm delighted to see 'White Night' used. First the "FUCKING!" and now that, Flesher's on a roll. ~I like how you handle Manson's role in the match. He gets a respectable ovation to start, but he starts acting like a complete prick and plays the heel, getting the deserved reaction. ~And again with the Manson prick schtick (zing~), choking Dace after the stungun with what's just a really neat heel spot. Manson's really put over well, seeing as he throws Dace completely off of his game with just chops to the neck and illegal maneuvers. He doesn't use an actual wrestling move until a few minutes into the match. And then punting Dace in the face while he's down? Damn, Manson should just stick to being a heel, you're writing him with slimy awesomeness. ~I like the one-upsmanship with the front facelock series from Manson, nice touch. ~"FUCK HIM UP DACE! FUCK FUCK! FUCK HIM UP DACE! FUCK FUCK!" may be one of the greatest chants ever. (Y) ~Again, the way you built up Manson's sliminess makes it even better when Dace is elbowing the shit out of him. Nice build in that respect. ~I have mixed feelings on the Dragon Suplex. In most cases it's a definitive match-ender, but I guess against someone like Dace, he's bound to kick out. Still, it shows how desperate Manson is when he resorts to a low blow and a rare move like that. ~The build to the final sequence is nice, with both men trying to target their respective body parts. One last shot to Manson's knee, and then a reverse crucifix kneebreaker, which is an excellent way to end the match. So yeah, great match, I love the way Manson was handled, and I could've totally bought him pulling off the upset. There's some grammar and spelling issues of course, but it's no big deal. The wrestling is what matters, and you pulled it off. -
Smarkdown Predictions
Hank Kingsley replied to HollywoodSpikeJenkins's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH Janus vs Alan Clark and Edward James (the WAYWARD SONS!) ~Janus by a fucking mile. SINGLES MATCH FOR THE USJL CHAMPIONSHIP Masked Man vs Todd Cortez ~Vincent Vega SINGLES MATCH ALSO UNDER CRUISERWEIGHT RULES "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Ced Ordonez ~Taamo! SINGLES MATCH Manson vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart ~Vladimir is such a cool name. TAG MATCH Ryan Dustin and Johnny Dangerous vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Whoa, nice match. But Landon is Landon, so let's go with Landon's team. SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Jamie Drazon ~Toxxic SINGLES MATCH The Birdman vs Petey the Irish Penguin ~IL writes a 7k match on a promo show, and proceeds to no show everything since. Asshole! Go Birdman! HARDCORE MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Rob Gilbert ~Ace! SINGLES MATCH Sean Davis vs Dace Night ~I keep reading "Sean Davis" as "Sean Atlas". Anyway, Dace wins this. SINGLES MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Sly is pretty damn unstoppable right now. -
DeepDiscountDVD: 20% off all already released DVDs
Hank Kingsley replied to Downhome's topic in Television & Film
I ordered during the sale, and the DVDs got to me within 4-5 days with free shipping. -
Don't know why I didn't pick this up earlier.