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As far as I know, my kidneys are one of the few things not fucked up in my body. Besides Quincy, it's the liver that is effected by booze.

that's terribly funny... that better be true.

Stop the fuckin' presses...

Shambique jus got bus't in the head TWO TIMES! He's layin there like a new-born baby!

Yeah..thats definitely the answer. You're right Marvin, what you've been doing has paid off very well. Keep on keepin' on, bro! I give up.

No, but I think it's a safe bet it's not one of the 2 or 3 broads that post here.

Hey, anybody remember that thread that started off with the post, something about the gays deserving equal rights? It was worded very oddly, and the poster never said anything else. If someone finds that one for me, I'll give you photos of Djibouti's fiancee, photoshopp'ded naked.

Ok, this is pretty awesome. And once again I ask who is so obessed with me that they made an account about me? Who can I go to on the board that will tell me this information? Do I really have to make a thread to get someone to confess? Does anybody have idea on who this is? Has anyone heard anything at all? Give him a shot at your championship!

Oh yeah! Irish too...

I think WildPegasus might be Eagen469. Troll! Troll! OMG Troll!!

I like the taste of booze.

Well, what was it?

No, but you suck as much as that twat does.

YES PLEASE! Smoke some and lighten the F up! That will take care of everything else.

Upon further listen, I think Candy Floss may be tops. But what a great album.

little fluffy clouds. little fluffy clouds. lit-lit-litlitlitlitltitlitlit

Even the worst Sam Adams is better than fresh Lowenbrau, dude. I'm looking at you, Cherry Wheat.

Birthday dude, did hot fiancee give up the birthday brown eye?

Have you ever posted messages in the guise of a cat?

It woulda been hotter if it were a hookah.

12 Polish dudes are raping a german woman. She screams out "Nein! Nein!!!" So 3 of them leave.

Interesting choice. Too bad about them breaking up, at least for the time being. That whole album actually is brilliant. I'm diggin' it big time right now. Anyone notice how much that Cause song sounds like Dino Jr?

Summer Teeth is Wilco's catchiest song.

Blind Faith.