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Yankees: no interest in Ramirez By Gordon Edes, Globe Staff, 10/30/2003 The New York Yankees have ``absolutely no interest whatsoever'' in picking up Manny Ramirez off waivers, an industry source told the Globe Thursday afternoon. The Red Sox placed Ramirez on irrevocable waivers on Wednesday, according to baseball sources. Teams have until 2 p.m. Friday to make a claim for Ramirez. The Yankees, who were one of the teams thought to have enough money to pick up the rest of Ramirez' contract (5 years, $101.5 million), are now apparently out of the running. Other teams said to have an interest in Ramirez include the Dodgers, Tampa Bay, Baltimore and the New York Mets. If no team claims Ramirez, he will remain with the Red Sox next season. Ramirez hit .325 this year, one point behind teammate Bill Mueller for the AL batting title, and had 37 homers and 104 RBIs. The Red Sox won the wild card and advanced to AL championship series before losing to the New York Yankees in seven games.

Newsflash, you vile piece of smegma, i just said that he died. Cuntmonger.

I hear fatties are good in bed. Well I guess you would know, seeing as how you are one. Fat ass.

That's awful. Don't say crap like that. But if one of you dudes banged a 300 lbs chick would the rest follow suit?

There are geeks that will tell you that boba somehow survived being flung into the Sarlaac pit and resumed his bounty hunting. I won't though. He died like a bitch. At least Jango had to be decapitated like a Scotsman.

You guys remind me of the Cobra Chi from Karate Kid, mixed with the Tri-Lambdas. Especially The Spew Me.

Yeah, I shaved off some DNA and made a clone poster named BobaFettNoDisintegration. Look for him to make his debut any day now.

Merp!

Cool, to go along with the job that you lack too. You're batting .1000!

Pshaw. I knew it.

No, I already cried when the false accusations filtered through the threads. I'm just giving these guys a chance to redeem themselves. They don't have to like me, but just admit that they were wrong in this case. Don't make me go to bob barron for advice on how to handle this. I may come back fully armed with the guest host list for the 1997/8 season for SNL and fully prepared to use that shiznit.

Right here. I'm so mad right now. You better apologize. And you called Banky "someone lamer" Sounds like a mutiny, arrggh ye swabbie... arrrrrr

I'm still waiting for my apologies. I understand it takes a man to admit he's wrong, so we could be waiting a while.

No. I think I'm owed apologies from: Justsoyoublow Chave New Me and that's it.

LOL

or "The Bitch"

Cool, they're going to show behind the scenes. What moment almost screwed up the show?

He better get to bang that blonde.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- BUTT Hole Road. Paul and Lisa Allott sold their $250,000 bungalow in Conisbrough, northern England after living there for just 15 months, fed up with the constant leg-pulling. Taxis and pizza delivery men would fail to turn up, thinking their order was just a prank, and they grew tired with groups of youths posing for photos by the nearby street sign with their buttocks bared. "I like a laugh, but it was beyond a joke," Allott told the Sun newspaper. Attempts by Reuters to contact the new residents were unsuccessful -- they have taken a confidential telephone number.

LOL Up high! *High fives*

OK! That's it! I quit! *leaves, kicking lego blocks on the way out*

Yeah, I definitely have no sense of humor. I' laugh at 92.3594% of the shit on this thing. If you think all I do is actcunt-like perhaps a little self-evaluation is necessary on your part, G. Maybe I just don't take this as seriously as you Chave Guerrero Jr because I have other avenues for social interaction.

Kinda like Mike Timlin and his .040 BAA in his first 15 pitches in the post-season??????????

No, that was towards you, not Marney. I disagree with 95% of what Marney says, but at least she's funny/interesting. So, I'm worse than that Johnson fella? That's cool.

That's awesome. I'm just goofing off on here and some people take this so seriously that I affect their mood. Even my least favorite posters on here can't piss me off. Lighten up dude, it's just a bulletin board. Get some Monistat 7 for your crampy vagina. Wuss.