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Yankees and Cubs played this season- remember Kerry Wood denied Clemens win #300...

ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency. Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later. "Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said. "The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage." Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

Gay as in Game270569 and MikeSC or as in Clitty Clitty Bang Bang?

Reading about the Bills losing in 4 straight Super bowls is probably sadder...

Dammit dude, post spoilers! This Hudsucker Proxy is now at the top of my must see movies, along with Office Space. I won't allow ignorant spoilings from the likes of YOU.

Yeah, I thought it was dirty too... so after giggling innocuously to myself I decided to ask.

hahaha, you're going to let people on an internet wrasslin board dictate who you root for? That's the second saddest thing I've read... Scott Norwood RULES!

She musta felt empowered after kicking Mike's ass. Maybe her testosterone kicked in?

The saddest thing I've ever read was in the Love and Dating folder... some dude bitching that his girlfriend would whack the hell out of him, and asked for advice... That's infinetely sadder... at least Revere has Kelly's Roast Beef, nothing sad about that.

She wasn't, I meant to say MikeStupidCunt I already offered humble apologies, don't make me retract them...

definitely not that frontrunning preppy fairy Zack Malitool... Ripper all the way

Banky - get some Monistat 7 for that sore pussy of yours. I'd say that Miggy might have some left over, but he has a big sore pussy. He probably needs three bottles. And has little to spare... Game- no one cares about you. Baseball is religion. If people are willing to kill others because they pray a different way, a few flipped over cars is nothing. Go eat some ass. Barron- why do you even post, you gangly zit-faced piece o' crap. you look like you have spina bifida or something. Very awkward looking. Your self-important drivel would put even a hyperactive speed freak to sleep. Just shut up.

Zing!!!!!!!!!!! *nominates nl5 for poster HOF*

Bwa ha ha ha Bonds is done this year I've been hearing? Do you think he'll retire? Is his contract up? He should go to the AL and be the DH...

Shut up Mike, who the hell are you to argue semantics with a passionate fan? If WE want to use the word WE will. Don't make me get my grandmama to kick your ass with her coin purse.

Next season? With no Tejeda or Long (probably)? With so much player distrust in Macha? Maybe there's always next year if you switch to the Giants?

Well, I just have a problem with Red Sox fans that give up so easily and say stupid shit like "1918" and all that. We already have enough people chanting that, I don't need to hear it from fellow "fans"...

Give me a frigging break cartman.

I am Mik, this should make for an entertaining series!

Considering how fans pay the players' salary, I think it's perfectly acceptable, and not crap, to say "we". A true fan puts an emotional investment into his or her sports team.

"You're implying that the 93-94 season was some sort of comedy peak for SNL. 93-94 was pretty much the official end of the glory days of SNL that they had built up from 1986. So saying SNL is 10 years past his prime just shows you pure ignorance." Sorry BB, if I can call you that, I'm usually out doing something fun on Saturday nights, NOT thinking about SNL. Pardon my ignorance.

Yeah, because they never would've taken, say, the Richmond Tea Party seriously. I dunno, how about the Minutemen, the Adams, Paul Revere... and maybe you should stay away from making remarks about independence from Britain until you get the Queen off your money, eh?

Without Boston we'd still be part of the UK.

NL5, but bob barron writes self-important reviews of a show that is 10 years past past its prime and musters up letters to the editor from imaginary friends, surely his opinion of our humble hometown MUST mean something?

Billy Beane: "I'll tell you what," Beane said. "If you want to give us $50 million more, I'll promise you we won't blow that 2-0 lead. Our guys battled their rear ends off. If you guys want to make an issue of it, so be it." Well, if I recall correctly, someone was willing to just this past offseason, and you blew them off... How's that working out for you, Funnyball? *crotch chop*