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LooseCannon was great in the original Would you thread... Why did everyone hate the Gheyme guy? Because he was gay?

I forget, did we catch ol' OBL yet?

Hey, he said he tried and failed. When will the current admins admit defeat?

totally random: I seem to remember a PPV in the late 80s, where Mean Gene is about to interview... Rick Rude, maybe? And as he starts, the banner behind him falls and Gene yells "FUCK IT!" and they cut away quickly... Did this in fact happen?

Oh, I read it alright, I just pictured Marvin having the park all to himself, like Clark in the first Vacation. Maybe he held a security guard hostage and had all the women removed from the park, to avoid any incidental eye contact. Never before have I heard about such a cockblock- to one's self.

:lol: Did he pull a Clark Gridwald or something?

AlfDogg RULES!!!

Is the Million Dollar Man still with us?

What's this Astroboy thread that WP seemed to especially enrage everyone?

Whoa, weird!

Who dat on the left?

Watership Down isn't really that sad. I mean Hazel does die in the end, but only after a long life in which he saved the warren from both men and General Wort. A satisfying end. Where the Red Fern Grows, though... that's some tear jerking shit right there. RIP Old Dan and Little Ann. This threads needs a photoshopped Marvin, to cheer everyone up.

That thread's my baby.

OMG?!?!?!?! Metal ed? Izzat you?

My uncle has a country place That no one knows about He says it used to be a farm Before the Motor Law And on Sundays I elude the eyes And hop the Turbine Freight To far outside the Wire Where my white-haired uncle waits

They were both me, in a past life.

ohtani!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that what the jawa yells before he shoots r2-d2?

And photos out there of Gerard strumming a geetar with his thumb? RIP The Mighty Dormroom.

The death toll here might rival that of Iraq the past few weeks. (moment of silence... interrupted by a Bob Barron fart) Nasty, dude.

Are you praying to Jesus?

It wasn't too long ago that I was in Marvin's shoes. All it takes is a little faith in yourself to become a success at anything, especially a success at women. Or a woman, in the case of Marvin. But at the same time, the dude made things difficult for himself. I can see blowing a chick off for work, because that's the responsible thing to do. I'd do the same thing... well, usually. But blowing off a chick to ride a rollercoaster to me is just silly. It would have made for good karma to invite the little lady to the park with him. Maybe win her a stuffed animal at the Whack-A-Mole. And Marvin, if you are reading this, and it was the Patriots girl you blew off, ay yi yi.

One can only hope he uses some of his new-found free time to get a decent haircut and some strings for his guitar. And some lessons, too. Look at how he's holding it...

For 5 years now, my friend, you've been going down hill. I have 18 months left of my prime.

They ain't nothing to fuck with.