Dr. Zoidberg

uuuuuuumm...TJ vs. someone... word. I'LL ACTUALLY DO IT, TOO!!

FUCK! I missed the show, didn't I?

Yeah!

...Anyone...Anybody? Open challenge...for a TITLE belt!...c'mooooon!

WHO will answer TJ's open challenge?! WHO, I ask you, WHO?!~ A Jobber? A Blast from the Past? A New Blood bad-ass looking to make a name for himself? WHO!~!~ GOD DAMMIT, WHO?!~?

Currently working on the promo

Promoage from the NEW OAOAST X Champion, TJ Burns. Perhaps a match?

my X title match? gimme a smidge EDIT: SENT...like...two hours ago...

I am soooooooorrry. I will have the X match later tonight! I PROMISE!! EDIT: Wait...it's fucking Wednesday... What the fuck?

Ladies and Gents... AJ Flaire vs. TJ Burns X FUCKIN' TITLE!~!~! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT NOW, BITCHES!!!

For Permanents. Yeah. Edited Claire to make her Russian. Don't know why...probably because IRA sounded better than FAI. Name: TJ Burns Age: 22 Height: 5' 11 Weight: 189 Hometown: Donegal, IRL Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): IRA (Ireland/Russia/America) Theme music: "Cover Me" by Part Chimp Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Green and Orange strobe lights. Basic, really. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Draped in the Irish flag. Usually wears a Drogheda United or Dublin Bohemians jersey. Ring attire: Shorts like AJ Styles. Color scheme is Green, Gold, and Orange...use your imagination, stupid. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Gnar-cruiser, but has been bulking up to deliver power moves. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. Irish Car Bomb (Sit-out Razor's Edge) 2. Viva La Revolution (Front-Flip Elbow Drop) Signature Moves: IRA Forever (Headscissors-to-DDT) Tope Con Hilo Slingshot - Boston Crab History: Former member of TNT, the former OAOAST Tag Team Champions ------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Regina Craven Age: 21 Height: 5' 10 Weight: 116 Hometown: New York City, NY (born in St. Petersburg, RUS. Now residing in Donegal, IRL) Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): IRA Theme music: "Woman" by Wolfmother Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Blue and red lights Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Normal clothes Ring attire: Never wrestles Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): N/A Signature Moves: Low Blow Hard Slap High-Kick to the face History: TJ Burns' fiancee ----------------------------------------------------------- Name: Stevie St. John Age: 22 Height: 5' 10 Weight: 122 Hometown: West Hollywood, CA Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Tweener Stable affiliation (if any): IRA Theme music: "Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah)" by Joan Jett Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Walks out. Basic as fuuuuuck. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): Trashy Hollywood glam-rock chic style. Think about it. You'll get it. Ring attire: Lingerie boy-shorts, bra. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Female Puro styleez Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): 1. Hollywood Sign (Old School Expulsion) 2. Pinky's Famous Special (Reverse Top Rope Frankensteiner) Signature Moves: Lots of high-flying death-defying shit. Like...gnarly as fuck. She pretty much has no regard for her body. History: Regina's bodyguard.

...Huh?

Tulsa...yeeeeeah

Motherfucker...did I kill the thread AGAIN?!

Hey! HEY! Stop it, PK...stop it.

I think the thread's dead.

Stupid people, yes. One girl I met in Arizona said, while wearing a Clash shirt none-the-less, that Fall Out Boy is more punk than The Clash. Her reason? "Ohmygod...they just play so FAST!" I wanted to slap her.

I hate any and every person that says that Thursday is darker than Joy Division. Or that Fall Out Boy is more punk than The Clash. Pretty much scene kids. Fuck scene kids.

ShIT, son!~ I dig the HTML format styleeeez.

FUCK THAT! I don't like people playing in's Alf's thread. *puts on a Dr. Doom outfit and becomes DR. DOOOOOOOOM!~!!*

...So...is this thread deader than FDR's legs already?

*walks in, a wad of hundred dollar bills in his hand* Wait...this isn't the Pink Poodle... *droops his head and walks out*

So, as my OAOAST friends know, I loooove to skateboard. So, Saturday night was the Enjoi video premiere, and I got psyched to go skate. Ok, long story short: I broke my wrist. So...until that heals, I am done with the OAOAST. The Baker Troupe are visiting their dad in Ireland. He's sick. There's the excuse.

So, my wrist is fine enough to type, but i'll be damned if it didn't come at the WORST possible time. Ending my relationship with my girlfriend, my sister's best friend being killed, and finals are pretty much making my life and house a black hole of depression. So...i'm out. Ragdoll and Ken Baker are retired indefinitely. If I decide to come back, i might. Don't expect the Bag of Suck that is me to be back anytime soon, though. So yeah...i suck ass.