Dr. Zoidberg

Yeah. A doped up pin cushin. I bet the legions of Libertines fans would say that The Libertines was ALL Carl Barat, and Pete was completely forgettable, when he was the chief songwriter, pretty much. Once again, The Libertines. Like them or not, there are bands out there that wouldn't be around if i wasn't for them. Shit, you're right. If he isn't asking for a girl to shit on his chest like Lou Reed, then he really IS pointless, isn't he? God forbid he continue if he doesn't make it fun for you to watch. Shit, someone should tell him to get clean so that he'll quit boring us. Wow. You're a dick, buddy. Profound, aren'tcha?

BabyShambles, but ONLY if Pete dies. Then, people will consider him a prophet like Cobain or some shit like that. If he lives on, he'll continue to be a punch-line and lifelong junkie like Lou Reed and Patti Smith. The band that I want to see be remembered in 20 years is Brian Jonestown Massacre. While Anton isn't exactly a musical genius, he sure is a great songwriter. I really don't see what's so great about Death Cab, but that's mainly because everyone I know that likes them is Little Miss. Pre-Teen Son of a Bitch that calls Paris Hilton her hero. So, obviously, I'll have my reservations. I would love to see Sons And Daughters and Arctic Monkeys live on, but I highly doubt they will. AM have been hyped SO fucking much that if their next album is a slight notch below their freshman, they'll be fucked. Sons and Daughters are just too weird. Ryan Adams could live on if he goes back to making albums like "Heartbreaker"...that album made me consider him this generation's Bob Dylan, but everything else after is a letdown. Edit: Tegan And Sara are a band I'll play for my kids, and for some ODD reason, I'm digging the shit out of KT Tunstall. Yeeeeeeah, flame away.

I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that no Smiths song is coverable. "Handsome Devil" and maaaaybe "What Difference Does It Make" can be done, but everything else is impossible. Johnny Marr's guitar work and Morrissey's voice can't be done properly at all. It can only be done BY Morrissey and Marr. I saw this band the other night that tried "How Soon Is Now"...they DESTROYED that song. It made me cringe, it was so bad. The guy attempted to sing somewhat like Moz, but no-one can have that voice EXCEPT Morrissey. Kinda sucks, 'cuz I wanted to cover The Smiths...*sigh*

So yeah, a good show all around. I WOULD leave feedback right now, but I am dead tired, so I PROMISE I will leave good feedback.

never mind about my match. shit came up. It's another week without Ragdoll.

Ragdoll and Jasmine vs. AJ Flaire and Josie Baker NO DQ~~!~!~!~!~!...nah, fuck it...there's DQ's.

Name: Ken Baker Age: 22 Height: 5' 11 Weight: 176 Hometown: Hollywood, CA Alignment (heel, face, tweener) Heel Stable affiliation (if any) The Upstarts Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Tech Theme music: "Everyone Is Someone In LA" by Felix Da Housecat. Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Basic shit, no pyro. Attire: tight black jeans, t-shirts...shit like that Ring attire: same as attire. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Hellrose (Pedigree) The Hollywood Bowl (Superkick to the BACK OF THE FUCKIN HEAD!~) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.) Kamel Red Explosion. (Powerbomb onto the ropes) Sliced Bread #3 (Acid Drop DDT) Basic moveset - Think Spanky Manager/valet/sidekick - Josie. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures - L.A.M.F. History/Background/Career Highlights - Eh...stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Name: Josie Baker Age: 21 Height: 5' 8 Weight: 115 Hometown: Hollywood, CA Alignment (heel, face, tweener) Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Upstarts Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Tech Theme music: "Shake That Ass" by The Lovemakers Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): Walks down the aisle all seductively and the like. Attire: usually tight blue, white, or black jeans and a black shirt...I dunno. Ring attire: Tight black short shorts, LA Lakers jersey. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Hollywood Rose (Diamond Cutter) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.) I guess power moves you wouldn't expect her to do. Basic moveset - Think Stacy Manager/valet/sidekick - Ken. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures - L.A.M.F. History/Background/Career Highlights - Eh...stuff.

I as well have changed Ragdoll's music. 'Tis now "Bodies" by Sex Pistols

29!!!

In ECW, Raven brainwashed Sandman's son and wife and had them turn on the poor guy. It was a poorly done angle, I think...I dunno.

...Who the hell is Stephen Joseph?

Rockin'!~ TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly WINNERS: Brains and Brawn. Fuck da rest, go with the best...yeah. OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: At first I thought Jamie O'Hara was a chick, so I was thinking "Whoa, we could see the first Woman X Division champion." Then I realized it's not, so I'm going with Parka. Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto WINNER: Foshi. OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger) WINNER: Hehehehehehe..."Floggin" Molly Matthews is a funny name. I like her. Ashley Street though, to win. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps WINNER: Fuckin...I have no idea, I haven't finished writing the match yet. GRUDGE MATCH Crystal vs. Jenny Adams WINNER: Crystal!~!~!~!~ WHOO!~!~! She's hot. OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: NNMX especially with the help of James E. Cornette. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis WINNER: Brodie "The Nudist" Lewis. OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.) "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican. Either way it goes, though, it'll be MOTN. "I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger) WINNER: Peter Fuckin' Knight is my hero. 30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble Alfdogg Zack Malibu "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin Jumbo Thunderkid Reject "The Ice Heart" Dan Black Tony Brannigan Jamie O' Hara "The Natural" Christian Wright Bohemoth Otaku II Vitamin X The Parka Foshi Colombian Heat The Mad Cappa Quentin Benjamin Charlie Moss Frank Frankensteiner Frankie Frankensteiner Scotty Static Johnny Jax Logan "Usher" Mann Synth Ensizer Nick Rick Dick WINNER: Leon Rodez

Yo, you forgot my match.

Yeah, I put it in spoiler tags because I'm not sure if my match will be posted before the show, soooo...ye-YEAH!~

I feel like a twat, but who do we send it to again? God, I'm sorry.

Ragdoll makes his televised wrestling return against a jobber. WHOO!

HOORAY!! *90's High Five*

Double post! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss!

Who do we send this to, again?

Dooooooooo it. ...Puss.

I was originally going to use "Galang" by M.I.A. for Ragdoll, and then thought, "Eh, The Killers is good enough," then I heard "I Disappear" by The Faint, and just thought, "This is Ragdoll." So yeah. That's MY story...bitches.

Promo-age from Ragdoll.

Seeing as my return has been made official, I see no reason NOT to post this. Name: Ragdoll Age: 21 Height: 5' 11 Weight: 165 Hometown: Las Vegas, NV (now residing in Hollywood, CA) Alignment (heel, face, tweener) I guess Face Stable affiliation (if any) Himself Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Out-of-his-fucking-mind style...yeah...what? Theme music: "Bodies" by Sex Pistols Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Enters through the crowd, son!~ Attire: tight black jeans, shirts with a V ripped or cut at the neck. Lots of flair. Ring attire: same as attire. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Devil Doll (Shining Wizard) Nightlife (Spike Dudley's Acid Drop) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.) Murder at The Luxor. (SSP) Search and Destroy (Step-Up Front Dropkick...STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!~) Basic moveset - Brawling, submissions...the whole gig. Manager/valet/sidekick - Jasmine. (Jasmine doesn't wrestle anymore...yeah, but her music is "Walking With A Ghost" by The White Stripes) Catchphrases/Trademark gestures - L.V.M.F. History/Background/Career Highlights - Eh...stuff.

POST IT PUSSY!!