Dr. Zoidberg

The IFW was this e-fed me and Cal were in a while back (were you still MVS then, Cal?) and the guy who ran it, "Tornado" or some dumb shit like that either A. got head from this dude "The Great One" and gave him the world title, or B. They were the same guy. Either way, it was all based on Promos and the like, and me and Cal being seasoned IGNJL/WF, SJL/WF veterans, we wrote some rockin promos. But still, they jobbed us out like little bitches. I mean, in retrospect, it WAS just an e-fed, but at the time, I was pissed. I mean...fuck. I never even knew net-nerds existed until then.

So, I take it no-one has any objections towards Josie being GM? Eeeeeeexcellent.

Angry? no... Horny? Heh..heh...heh... Still No.

No feedbackery for the Josie segments? Ken sad...and horny. I MEAN ANGRY!! I MEANT TO SAY ANGRY!! *runs off screaming*

Heeey, man...it's ALLLL cool...we're allll friends heNOW! *a random guy shocks Hoff with a cattle prod, sending the #1 CONTENDA!~ down, twitching.* Well...that went well. Oh, and I decided to go with The Libertines instead. No more Moving Units...The Libertines! LIVE AT HELDDOWN!!

*looks for Johnny Dangerous* ...Hoff?...have you been shrooming?

OMG!~! A beach?! IT'S LIKE ONE BIG FUCKIN ASHTRAY!!! YES!!! and if that's totally cool with ol' Hoffry, i'll gladly have Josie take credit for the beach idea. Could we possibly have Moving Units play at the beginning? I'll write that shit.

One more thing? Purposely skip over the opening segment...I wrote that shit at 4 am, and at the time, it seemed REALLY funny. But now that i've actually had more than 30 minutes of sleep...wow... so yeah, I apologize. I PROMISE I haven't lost my writing ability! I promise! *cries self to sleep*

Well, then. I shall be the first to comment. Randomly, of course. -Leon Rodez promo = very very very good stuff. It was fun to read. -The main event...coulda been better...if RAGDOLL WAS IN IT!!~!~! But since he wasn't, then it was definitely the MOTM. Enjoied the FUCK out of the Stevens/Drek tagging in portion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL ROFLMAO!~!~ Th4t R0><0R3D iViy 50><0RZ!~!~!

What time is that Pacific?...like, 6-6:30, right?

As acting General Manager of HeldDOWN!, I've decided to maaaaaybe hold an X Title Tourney, if that's ok with the champ (who, in an ODD twist of fate, I forgot the name of). The winner of the tournament will face the champ at AM IV or whatever the hell it's up to now. Cool? Does anyone care? No? Fine then...fuck you.

Touche.

DREKS THE CHAMP?! WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!

...What was the emporer of death tournament? and I KNEW it was Leon Rodez! I was going to say that, but then I thought it was Chris Bryte and psyched myself out. See, the last time I did I a tournament...well, I let the participants plan it. MY job is to give it a proper name and segments. So basically, no, it's a bad idea. I just wanted to do something GM like.

10. Dark Angel - Art Attack 9. Family Guy - The Thin White Line 8. Family Guy - Death Lives 7. The OC - Chrismakkuh 6. The Simpsons - Marge vs. The Monorail 5. MST3K - Hellcats 4. Dark Angel - The Kidz are Aiight (what a shitty title, but good episode) 3. Family Guy - Road to Europe 2. Family Guy - Road to Rhode Island 1. MST3K - The Crawling Hand

Paaaaattttyyyy...where's my PM? EDIT: YEEEAH!!! Gawt that bietch!!

I'm sorry too, Adam...but...gotta go with Phenom. I mean, you and I just finish a feud that rocketed you to superstardom, and all of a sudden, no more Ragdoll/Axel AIM convo's?! Dubya Tee Ef, Mate! So yeah...my vote goes to Phenom.

Pretty much all of Caligula is disturbing. Speaking of that flick, and staying on topic, the scene where the dudes are buried up to their necks in the sand and that crazy machine is coming towards them. It's not so much that they're getting their head's cut off by some wacky lawnmower, but the fact that Caligula is laughing his ass off. *shiver* and in SPR, Wade is the guy played by Giovanni Ribisi, right? The medic?...if so, yeah, I agree 100% on the disturbingness. Also the scene on Normandy where the dying kid is yelling, "MAMA!! MAMA!!!"...that shit made me cry.

OK!! AWESOME!!!

If anyone wants a segment with Josie, PM me and we shall discuss it.

April 30th - Saturday COLDPLAY Bauhaus Weezer Cocteau Twins The Chemical Brothers Wilco Keane Snow Patrol Rilo Kiley Cafe Tacuba Doves Sage Francis Armin Van Burren The Raveonettes Bloc Party Mercury Rev Fantomas Hernan Cattaneo Spoon Zap Mama DJ Peretz Jamie Cullum M83 Ambulance LTD Four Tet MF Doom Josh Wink Amp Fiddler Tiga The Kills Donovan Frankenreiter The Secret Machines Boom Bip Swayzak DJ Marky Immortal Technique Jean Grae Razorlight Katie Melua Radio 4 Buck 65 Eisley The Sexy Machines k-os May 1st - Sunday NINE INCH NAILS New Order Bright Eyes Gang of Four Prodigy Black Star The Faint Roni Size The Arcade Fire Roots Manuva DJ Krush Thrice Junkie XL M.I.A. British Sea Power The Dresden Dolls Miss Kitten The Fiery Furnaces Aesop Rock The Perceptionists Jem Autolux Sixtoo Tegan and Sara Stereophonics The Bravery Matthew Dear Diplo Subtle Beans Shout Out Louds The Futureheads Sloan Kasabian The Blood Brothers Matmos Wolf Eyes Gram Rabbit Smoke Stacks Zion 1 Damn, this looks like a rad show. I'm looking forward to BAUHAUS!!!, New Order, Gang of Four, Radio 4, Snow Patrol, Wilco, Weezer, The Futureheads, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, The Arcade Fire, Eisley, and Jem. Hot diggity damn, can't wait!

-Fake hippie's who only call themselves "hippie's" because they like to smoke weed. My friend told me a story once of this kid who went on a school trip with him. He wore nothing but Bob Marley shirts and puka shells and shit like that. Another kid lost his ring that his girlfriend had given him on their third year anniversary (high school romance that's still going, apparently). The "hippy" then said, "It's just a material object, man. You gotta let go of your material possesions." The next day, his bag was stolen by bandits (they went to Argentina), the contents being his Bob shirts. He freaked out, and when everyone said, "They're just material possessions, 'maaaaan'" he got super pissed off and said they were sentimental...yet somehow a ring given to you by your girlfriend of three years is a "material possession." -people that hate Joy Division because they think "Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a pussy song. -people that hate The Libertines because they think Pete Doherty and Carl Barat are gay. -people that hate The Strokes because their drummer is dating Drew Barrymore. -Bon Jovi.

Andre Nicatina is pretty cool, I guess...I dunno, i'm not a big rap guy. I would say Notorious B.I.G., but...you already said. Ummmm...Kanye West. He's really good...so are N.E.R.D. ...YAAAY!!

Wait...what did you say to get banned?

To change the risk factor, you click on your name, which should be on the booking sheet thing, and it gives you an option to lower or raise your risk. and to boost morale? I always just had the person either go over a bigger guy or push him up the card. That usually works. If you want to do it the rad way, though, which is slightly harder, you can get him into a long-term feud that always remains equal (for example, A attacks B in the back, in turn, B runs into A's match, costing A said match). When you finally do have the big blow-off match, have the wrestler with the lowest morale win. Both will get over huge if done correctly, and morale will raise.