Dr. Zoidberg

Oh, just let them use Phoenix...jiminy christmas.

Dreks reign as champ is ghey. Shoulda gone to Ragdoll, who in turn, would drop it to Axel at Climax. THEN we woulda seen a reign. But NOOOOOOO...we got some lilly fairy boy runnin around, stealing Ragdoll's gimmick...thinkin' he's hard, but he aint! and that person is Zack Malibu! ZACK!!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT, BIIITCH!!

*NAILS Zack in the back of the head with the Safeway Select Cream Soda Championship Belt!!* CONTRIBUTE TO THE THREAD, MALIBU!!! CONTRIBUTE!!!!

Either that or "Slow Hands" by Interpol. or "Narcissist" by The Libertines or "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre or "Between Us and Them" by Moving Units

You smart ass.

Perhaps HI-YAH Title History, hm? Or No...

Of course he would be...it's HIS plaza!

AUSTIN GOT SCREWED!!! BAH GAWD!!! ...no?...ok then. I say The Compaq Center in San Jose, CA. Twarg as fuuuuuck.

I remember seeing this movie at a young age, and loving the ever-loving shit out of it. So yes, it is VASTLY underrated. In fact, I liked it better than the first.

WHOOOO!!!! AJ FUCKIN FLAIRE!!!! Why the fuck did I retire? Why? Someone tell me... ah, right....school.... But shit...AJ/Drek at AP...MUST READ!!!!

Has anybody seen this flick? I think it was only released in England, but its available on DVD. It's a pretty damn good thriller, and Keira does a fantastic job in it playing the party girl/bitch rol. If anybody else has seen it, what didja think?

she's hardly nude, and she only flashes for a split second. still...made my year.

Moving Units on the 20th Elephant on the 22nd. AWESOME!!

The Strokes - Is This It Moving Units - Dangerous Dreams

Uhhhhhh.... Samoa Joe? Steve Corino? Austin Aries? CM Punk?

I used to live in a town called Los Gatos, and right down the street from the high school was a Bentley and Rolls Royce Dealership, and down the street from THAT was a Ferrari dealership. But even with all of that, if I see someone younger than me driving an Escalade...I feel sad.

For some reason, whenever I think of Lois Lane, I think of that girl who played Betsy Braddock in the Spider-Man movies. She's hot...wow, i contributed nothing.

I never got verbal handjobs for anything I did... Oh wait... Ragdoll/K-Money Ragdoll/K-Money II Ragdoll/K-Money III The entire Ragdoll/K-Money feud The entire Ragdoll "junkie angle" hm...i just gave myself verbal HJ's.... Fuck, I need a girlfriend...

the only thing the WWE can do to make it so this PPV doesn't suck is not do it. They should just leave the ECW legacy alone. Although...Corino...I'd buy it just to see him.

I knew you stole my gimmick.

Three...wait...yeah, Three things to start: 1. Where's my writing props? I wrote some of that match-a-roo. 2. I want Match Graphics! *cries* 3. Feedback for Drek/Crystal!: There's a reason why Drek and Crystal are two of my favorite characters and writers in this fed, but I have been quite vocal on that for some time now. I'm SO fuckin' happy that Drek is still champ (no offense, Crystal)...that character, with the style of writing from Drekkers, was MADE to be champ. I'm bummed that I only got the chance to have one match against him. Drek v. Ragdoll has so many possibilities, it's sickening. And this is where I say Good-bye. It has certainly been fun. A fuckin blast from start to finish. There was never a time while I was here that I thought, "This is too stressful...i'm done." The characters, like Zack, Axel, Drek, Crystal, Rando, Sly, Hoff, Cal, AS...they've changed so much since I started here, and ONLY for the better. All the champs while I've been here have earned it, and delivered week after week, PPV after PPV. It was always just fun to read the new Zack or Cal promo, read the Crystal match, read the Drek segments. It's always just been...fun. But, the film school I'm going to is notorious for making their students "have no life," which is exactly what my admissions officer said. It's going to be fun, though. So, i'd like to thank a few people...in no order, of course. 1. Rando: You gave me the X Title, and you helped launch the career of K-Money/Ragdoll. For that, I thank you. 2. AngleSault: I was his "n00b pick," and when the person that the fed is named after picks you, he MUST have faith that you can do well. Thank you for giving me that. 3. Zack: Always helpful to the 10th degree, always giving me honest feedbackery, and probably the best writer this fed has ever seen. Not only was he a good friend in the fed, he was a great one outside of it. Thank you for all of your help. 4. Mad Matt: I did everything I could for that boy...I treated him like my own mother. Thank you for taking the X Title off my hands and making people miss seeing Ragdoll hold it. Kidding 5. Drek: Although you and I just recently started talking, I know already that you're a good kid. Keep it the FUCK up! 6. Axel: Why this kid doesn't have the title, I'll never know. Seriously, Adam is one of the best writers in this fed, and the only reason WHY Axel/Rags worked was because of HIS ideas, and the only reason WHY Axel/Rags at Climax was good was because of his writing. Adam, you're a good man. A fuckin awesome guy, and probably the easiest person to talk to in the world. You're fuckin Rad. Anyone I've missed...sorry. Later!~ VOTE RAGDOLL/K-MONEY FOR FALL OF HAIM!!

I..... I am speechless...That...My god. I...what? How in the hell would Stephanie McMahon in a bikini increase buyrates when they have MUCH more attractive women "wrestling" in next to nothing almost every week? What makes you think that a woman with the voice of rat and a face that is always in a Snidely Whiplash-esque sneer would make people say, "Oh, shit! Sixty bucks to watch Stephanie McMahon wear a BIKINI!?!?! FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN?! Forget 'Platinum Ass' Stacy Keibler and 'Tits of Wonder' Torrie Wilson...we got fuckin STEPH...wearing a BIKINI!!!" No...that is NOT the WWE's last resort. It's not like they've tried everything. They have a pretty good cruiserweight division with Paul London, Shannon Moore, Funaki, Chavo, Rey, Akio, Nunzio, Noble (BTW, I haven't watched WWE in quite some time, so you must forgive me if some of these guys are no longer employed), etc....and it's not like they can't sign smaller indy guys like Jimmy Rave or fuckin' York and Matthews for cheap and get them some exposure. They have all this talent at their disposal, and your idea is Stephanie McMahon in a bikini? ....It's sad, really...

Is that it? I have four matches counted

I fuckin VOTED, BITCHES!!! Read the sig....read iiiiiit. *shakes fist*

I like you Hoff! and a promo from the man, the myth, the junkie....Austin "Ragdoll" Baker