Dr. Zoidberg

Personally, I love the game. It's good to see a good shoot-'em-up out for the PS2 that isn't first person, and the fact that it's a Western really makes it that much cooler. However, the only beef I really have with the game is the aiming system. It sometimes just gets really slow and kind of annoying, but I've gotten used to it. Right now, my favorite part of the game is the quick-draw stuff. That is just of the rule.

New York City Cops (Single) - The Strokes I'll tell yah, this is probably the best Strokes song ever written.

god, that movie was awesome. The only problem was my friend and I went to see it with these two doosh bag coke heads, and when we were leaving, they turned to me and said "Ken, you never get to pick the movie again." Fuckers. But yeah, 9/10 from me.

Colin Quinn... I hate him. Every single joke he tells, he gives that "I'm so nervous, I hope I don't fuck this up...SHIT, I did!" delivery, and he always looks like he's reading a cue card. Now Dane Cook...THERE'S a funny comic.

Make it only Go-Go, and you've got a real movie. Speaking of Tarantino, one of my friends said QT was planning on directing a Bond movie. Has anyone heard about that, or is this kid just a twit?

And that makes it less lame and wasteful? All I'm saying is that this is the first thread I have gotten to. It's nothing against this particular person or thread, it's just the first thing I saw. If I were in WWE, I would have bitched out the cunt that made another "HHH is GGGHEY!~!~!" or "FAVRIT WRESTLER" thread. It's just the simple fact that I came to this thread first. In fact, If I see a "Favorite __________" thread in WWE, I'm going to bitch them out, too. Excuse me.

I never said I wanted the thread bumped...where did I ever say that? and just the fact that there are so god damned many of these threads makes it so that more than two or three is pointless. If someone wants to tell about some great match they had, they should bump up the one that was started before. Simple, really. now it's your turn to retort and team up on me. C'mon, I can take it. *raises fists*

Seriously, how many more of these fucking threads do we need? In the past year, I've seen about half a dozen. If people REALLY want to tell about a great match they had, they would dig up the old thread and post. This is just getting REAAAAALLLY annoying reading "Whats the best match YOU'VE had?" then a month later, "YOUR Favorite Match you've had" then "MATCHES that you have played that you liked" Just shut the fuck up.

Seriously, theres gotta be some other bands there you like oddly enough, there aren't. It's only The Cure and Radiohead that I could actually stand listening to. Of course, I'm going just by word of mouth on who's playing, so it could be completely different, but from who I've heard, it doesn't seem like my kinda bag.

Eric Clapton - '96 - San Jose Arena Blink 182/Sum 41/NFG - 99/00? - Shoreline Ampitheatre The Rolling Stones - 2002 - SF Pac Bell Park (Best Show EVER) The Sex Pistols/Dropkick Murphy's - 2003 - SF Warfield David Bowie - 2004 - San Jose Arena ---Upcoming--- The Strokes - This THURSDAY!~ - SF Warfield Coachella - May - LA or something...I'm only going to see The Cure

Yeah, i had the same question.

The Strokes - ALL of Room On Fire The Von Bondies - It Came From Japan Ryan Adams - Wonderwall/Shakedown on 9th Street Mudhoney - If I Think Joy Division - Warsaw/She's Lost Control/Love will Tear us Apart

Awesome show. I really like this Drek character. Good to see Mafia wrestlers are still around. And with that, i say Bye, everybody.

I guess and I'm serious, by the way...this isn't an April Fool's thing.

Well, as my 1,000th post, I would like to share with all of you, my friends, something (hopefully) monumental. Some of you may have known already, but I was planning on retiring at the next PPV. Due to school and such basically running my life about now, coupled with my decision to give up smoking AND, to top it all off, a jilty relationship that needs mending, I have come to a very important decision: I am NOT going to retire at the next PPV. I am going to retire Now. The Tag Titles will be put up in a four team Elimination match at the PPV, and those four teams are: GPX Dama/Skull Mask Silver Star/Flameout The Minions If any member of those teams have problems with it, I can find someone else. I will attempt to write the match, but as of now, TNT are no longer the champs. The titles are vacant. Ragdoll, storyline wise, is in rehab, more specifically, the Betty Ford Center. He is now married to Jasmine. K-Money, storyline wise, had a daughter named Candice and is currently residing in Hollywood with Josie. If anyone wants to, I dunno, visit Ragdoll in a promo or something, PM me and I'll ok it. I would like to thank the following people: Axel/AJ Flaire: You are the man, my friend. Thank you for helping me through my breakup with Corynn and for playing Joy Division on your radio show. Crystal: Hopefully, she will be World Champ sooner than later. She is the Phemale Fenom. PRL/Jay Doring/Sly Sommers/Panther: For making me actually sit my ass down every week to read e-wrestling. Great writers. Anglesault: For giving me my first big break. We had two awesome matches that I consider the high point of my e-fed career, even now. Thanks for making such a perfect complement to K-Money. Calvin: ....You! You...Me? No...You! Excellent transition from sponsored wrestler to World Champ material. Thank you for giving me that world title shot and making me pass out instead of tap. I appreciate that Northstar: For banking on my drug addict angle to base a show on. It was a great honor, man. I appreciate that. The Dream Machines: For giving me the Tag Titles. Hopefully, I somewhat lived up to your legacy. The Amazing Rando: For giving me the X Title and jumpstarting a slightly failing career in K-Money, who had no direction after the AS feud. Last but not least: Zack Malibu: For inspiring me week after week after week after week after week. You were one of the few people that I felt comfortable enough talking to about Melanie and how much that hurt me, and you did a bang up job at being a great friend. Everything you have done for me has been a great help, and I hope someday I can repay you somehow. To everyone I've missed, I'm sorry. Thanks everyone. I'm out.

I would just like to say, that PRL is GOD. That match was absolutely incredible. any love for the Tag Title match? any hate?

should I resend he Tag Title match to you then? so you can edit it in?

For some reason, I enjoy the Keira Knightley/Commodore Norrington commentary on Pirates of the Caribbean DVD. Keira's actually pretty funny, which I didn't expect at all, and she says my favorite line ever...well...not really... "So, her and I became goodLOOK AT THAT CLEAVAGE!...we became good pals on the set." Priceless. Plus, Mallrats and Dogma still rank as my two favorites ever.

Ragdoll SPEAKS!~ For serious.

If I can hype it well enough in the next two/three weeks, I'll do it...but hey...I just don't think I can top the Ragdoll/K-Money Loser Leaves Town match. That was the best match I ever wrote.

MAYBE House of Glass Match Ragdoll vs. K-Money If Ragdoll loses, he has to enter rehab and stay there. If K-Money loses, he has to be Ragdoll's lackey.

Ragdoll speaks. Rock and Motha Fuckin Roll, Bizitches.

I have done something along those lines. Just a half an hour ago I finished an 8 Man Tourney in a Two Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match format. FFEM Match One: Eddie Guerrero v. John Cena v. Matt Hardy v. Kurt Angle Elimination 1: John Cena via Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy Elimination 2: Kurt Angle via Frog Splash Eddie Guerrero Elimination 3: Matt Hardy via stolen Twist of Fate from Eddie Guerrero Winner: Eddie Guerrero FFEM Match Two: Randy Orton v. Shawn Micheals v. Test v. Batista Elimination 1: Test via Sit Out Powerbomb from Batista Elimination 2: Shawn Micheals via SO Powerbomb from Batista Elimination 3: Batista via FOUR RKO's from Randy Orton Winner: Randy Orton Final Match Eddie Guerrero v. Randy Orton Winner: Randy Orton via RKO Albeit the ending was disappointing, it was a really fun thing to watch. The Hardy/Guerrero stuff at the end was awesome. Next, I'm having a CW Tourney FFEM 1: Spanky (CAW) v. Paul London (CAW) v. Chavo Guerrero v. Rey Misterio FFEM 2: Steve Corino (CAW) v. CM Punk (CAW) v. American Dragon (CAW) v. Nunzio (CAW)

*decides not to post his booking* ehhhhhh.....AWK-waaaaard. *backs out of thread*

Yeah...kinda...self explanatory.