Dr. Zoidberg

K-Money vs. Tyler Bridges in an Ultimate Submission match.

I'm back...jet lag...kill me... Anyway. Zack, did you post TNT v. Money/??? or did I just miss it?

One problem, Caboose: I already wrote the tag match (TNT v. K-Money/???) w/o you, and I have really no time to add it in, because I leave for the airport in about 30 mins. Do I just get someone to write you in, or do we leave it be?

I still think Angle's wife is the hottest. Foley's second, Rock's third. Though, Jericho's ball-and-chain is pretty damn fine. Looks like a surfer girl I know.

To Raw: 1. Matt Morgan and A-Train for RVD. 2. Sable for Stacy Keibler. 3. Undertaker for Kane To SmackDown: 4. The Rock for Rikishi/Big Show 5. Shawn Micheals for The Bashams/Shaniqua/Hardcore Holly I dunno...whatever

Ah, this is HORSESHIT~! I keed, I keed. All right, but it'll be kinda weird for me, seeing how I have Cole as the face and Coach as the heel. I guess I could work around it, though.

Sadly, I cannot write the tag match. I have to write a paper on Autism so I can turn it in early. Plus, for the next two weeks, I will be in AUSTRIA!~!~!~!~! and will, more than likely, have limited computer and internet use. Zack, I need to clear something with you for that time.

Great show, simply because RAGDOLL!~! was the main focus of it. J/K. I give it a 10 simply for the Dama/Crystal match, and the Northstar interaction with Rags was brilliant. "Uh...G...T......A?" Awesome.

Ragdoll introduces his new girlfriend, Camille. Plus, the Money/New member of The Firm promo, which I forgot to send...Haha!

My mom was 42 when she had a heart attack. My uncle on my dad's side is 34 and he is in the hospital right now from a heart attack, too. Anyway, it is sad that the guy died, but he chose to play that game. I'm more sorry for his family. Poor sod.

It's actually quite clean...but I digress. I'm actually thinking about cutting it to just slightly lower than me ears. My girlfriend thinks that'd look damn sexy, but she also loves it when I put my hair into the Jericho "Fountain on the head" thing (you know what I'm talking aboot, right?)

K-Money and AJ Flaire, The Firm, recruit the newest member. But who shall it be, dad gumit?!

Oh yeah, that's mature. Meanie head.

ok...say a guy has the face of, say, Ashton Kutcher (when said guy has no goatee and is clean shaven) or Bam Margera (said guy has goatee and is fuzzy faced) and has the EXACT hair of Geoff Rowley (guy in my sig)... Would you ladies wanna roxors his boxers?

ehhh...I prefer the old Cena one. Mainly because a lot of my friends and I throw up the horns and proclaim "Word Life". When's a new Matt Hardy shirt coming out? I want more V-ONE-UH!

My hair is the exact same length as the dude in my sig, and it is usually kept under a nice mesh "enjoi" hat. The ladies love it!~

Kill Bill at 9? What? Most of these movies haven't even come out yet...Cold Mountain? What? Sure, it looks good, but one can hardly bank on what LOOKS good. and I will agree that Mystic River was the best film of the year. The rest of the list, however, is complete and utter bull-shit. Here's my list: 1. Mystic River 2. Kill Bill 3. Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Once Upon a Time in Mexico 5. Master and Commander 6. X2 7. The Missing 8. Elf ( ) 9. Love, Actually (good movie for a date...plus Keira Knightley) 10. Flip "Really Sorry" (Hey, we never said THEATER Movies...)

......OK! Anywho, I loved the damn show. Great shiznit, and the winners of ye ol Tag Invitational will make for a damn good match. But...I dunno, was my promo really that good? All this praise is making it hard for me to follow up on it.

Yeah, add a fourth team to that Invite. and Zackary F. Malibu/Charles S. Woolery...do you want me to write el matcho de tag team?

Wher're my writing creds? I wrote The Firm promo.

Promo...but from WHOM?!

Nevermind, I had an idea. The teams are: Stephen Joseph and Jingus Colombian Heat and Cuban Wall G-MONEY AND D-NICE That otta add some flavor to this mix. I'll tell whoever's writing who the winner shall be. Now...who's writing it? I'm not. S. Joe? You down?

OK, here it is: On IntenseZone, there will be a three team #1 Contendership Match. Whoever wants to team can do so to win the right to face TNT the following IZ. On that same night, there will be another 3 Team Tag Match to determine the new #1 Contenders. Since TNT are fightin champions, they will defend their titles TWICE a week, on every IZ and HD. Sign up Here.

OK, here it is: On HeldDown, while the NEW Tag Champs are defending against K-Money and AJ Flaire, there will be a three team #1 Contendership Match. Whoever wants to team can do so to win the right to face TNT the following HD. On that same night, there will be another 3 Team Tag Match to determine the new #1 Contenders. Since TNT are fightin champions, they will defend their titles TWICE a week, on every IZ and HD. Sign up Here.

...who are you, again? I kid, I kid...I'm sure they'll edit it in pretty soon. I'll bet it might even be considered MOTN.