Dr. Zoidberg

I FUCKIN LOVED IT!~!~! Seriously, this is my #2 PPV of the Year, right behind License to Pin. MOTN definitely goes to the EC, which is MIIIIIIILES ahead of the ones the WWE throws out. Good job, you guys. Awesome.

Expect a promo from Ragdoll Not JUST the one from last week, but another one. I'm a PROMO MACHINE!~!~!~

Wait...Papa felt I should win? GIVE PANTHER THE WORLD TITLE NOW! Seriously, though, thank you, Paps. The win TOTALLY helps my new storyline. I greatly, GREATLY appreciate it. You're the man.

.........Whoa....I won...Wait...what? Quick note: whoever wrote the holiday 4-way. Fuckin awesome job, but Ragdoll's music isn't "Voodoo Child" anymore. It changed, like, four months ago. Still, that was a damn DAMN good match. Keep up the pimpness. And to end, buy FLiP BOARDS! BUY CASWELL BERRY BOARDS ON ENJOI!

expect a rather shocking promo from Ragdoll...whoo. Plus...I dunno...maybe a promo with K-Money and Paul London

no Sliced Bread #3 nom? oh well...VOTE RAGDOLL FOR BEST HEEL! VOTE RAGDOLL/K-MONEY AS BEST FEUD!!

If Jay is down for it, Ragdoll/Melanie/Satori vs. K-Money/Lauren/Josie? If not that, then just a Ragdoll. In it, you will meet the man who trained Ragdoll and K-Money...SPANKY!

Whoo...Macbeth! ...that's a show, right?...about the really skinny lawyer girl? The one with the dancing baby?

...was there a Lauren/Melanie match? I don't think there was...was there?

Ragdoll makes his return after being put out of action at Dirty Deeds. Match? Probably not...angle? Maybe.

Josie and Melanie? Zack, did you even read my match? Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Josie re-joined the now-returned K-Money and has since left The Rat Pack. If anything have Melanie/Satori vs. Lauren/Candie Geez, i'm offended. It's like how Steph cancelled the Stevie Night Heat angle because she didn't know it was happening... I mean, the entire Josie thing was the REASON Mad Matt won!

does anybody really even care?

Tony, is there any way that I can help?

I, too, will have to turn mine in late... word.

nobody give me any credit for the Title Wave match...i did nothing... it was all Zachariah and No'star. THEY deserve the attention and admiration. Fuck this new rating system...too complicated. I give the show a fuckin ten and you like it.

I can probably write the first part of it... fuck it, i'll write the first part....w/ or w/o commentary?

Don't make fun of Northstar...he's a good guy... oh....you're...talking about me... *Belt shot*

*hits Malibu with the X Title! The fans boo as Ragdoll sets Malibu up....POP DROP!~ POP DROP!~ Malibu clutches his head as Ragdoll runs away, clutching his X Title* just trying to hype next weeks match...WHOO!

Whoa whoa whoa...hold up... *crowd boos as Ragdoll interrupts Damaramu* Get to the back where you belong, because this is MY time...and I have only one thing to say... F(skull)CK No! I EARNED the X Title, and i'm not going to let some little shit from Illinois, a washed up Ex-Champ, or some "girl-power" curtain jerking B**CH take it away from me...I BEAT Crystal, I BEAT Mad Matt, and I BEAT Zack Malibu! It's over! It's Done! Change the match!

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Ragdoll vs. Mad Matt: Barbed Wire Match for the OAOAST X Title

Holy shit...this last match was incredible: Spanky vs. Micheal Shane vs. Paul London vs. American Dragon Elimination Match at No Mercy I, playing as Spanky, start off against London and wear him down, all while Dragon is beating the stuffing out of Shane. I get an SD and hit London with a Superkick, and start attacking Am. Drag. Shane and I hit a couple of double team moves before London gets back up. Shane attacks him and hits a low blow. I then hit another Superkick as Shane gets to the top...Picture Perfect Elbow! Shane covers, but I break it up...I want to save London for last. Am. Drag attacks Shane as I taunt, building up my SD meter. Dragon gets his SD...WHAM! Shane is down with a T-Bone Suplex. Dragon covers...and Shane is eliminated. Dragon gets up from the pinfall...and is taken down by a London clothesline. London climbs to the top...SSP!~ Dragon is now eliminated. London attacks first, and I hit him immediately with a Superkick. He's out cold. I, however, want to embarass the poor lad and taunt more. I then climb to the top...SSP!~ London Dodges, though! I hit the mat hard and pop back up, but am dropped again by a London neckbreaker. He covers, 2 only. He then shoots up to the top, but I shoot up too! I knock him off and whip him into the corner...SLICED BREAD #2! I make the cover...but London kicks out! I get back up and attempt another Superkick, but he somehow blocks it...and hits and Implant DDT! He covers...but Spanky kicks out! I get back up and run the ropes...and London goes down from a flying forearm...I climb to the top, having two SD icons left...SSP!~ London doesn't move from this one! Spanky gets the final pinfall and the win. He now gets to face Shawn Michaels to the rights for the Showstopper name. The Spanky/Michaels match that followed was ok, but it didn't compare at all to London/Spanky/Dragon/Shane. Awesome.

I don't even know anymore...

I just had a great match...awesome. Steve Corino vs. Kurt Angle at WrestleMania for the Undisputed Title. I, as Corino, rushed in early on and kept on applying leg locks and hitting the shin breaker. For about five or six minutes, it was just Corino setting up for the Flair Figure Four. At 6 and 1/2, Corino went for a brainbuster to put Angle down, but Angle slipped out of it and hit rolling germans! for the next five minutes, Angle kept applying leg locks to set up for the Angle Lock. So we're at 10 minutes in, and Angle gets behind Corino and goes for the Angle Slam, but Corino uses one of his SmackDown's to counter, then hits the Old School Expulsion V.2 (Regal Cutter) to get the first pinfall! The second fall was a No Hold's Barred match, so Corino immediately rushes out for a chair. He rushes back in, but Angle swipes the chair from him! Luckily, Corino drops down and hits the lowblow. For a couple of minutes, it's a fight for the chair, until Angle finally gets it and hits a DDT onto said chair for the pin. It's now tied! The Third Fall is a Hell in a Cell, and the two immediately lock up. Corino gets the advantage and goes back to work on the leg. Five more minutes of pure leg work until Angle gets back up, completely no-sells, and hits an overhead belly-to-belly. The fight goes to the outside of the cell, and the two climb to the top. Angle goes for an Angle Slam through the CELL, but Corino counters and hits another OSE V2 THROUGH THE CELL! Angle is out cold in the middle of the ring! Corino, having one more SD icon, locks on the FFF, but Angle doesn't tap out! Corino continues applying leg locks and attempting the F4, but Angle will not tap out! Frustrated, and now with four SD icons, Corino lets up on Angle, who shoots up and attacks. Corino dodges, and goes behind...ANGLE SLAM ON ANGLE! ANGLE IS OUT! Corino taunts...and LOCKS ON THE ANGLE LOCK!! ANGLE TRIES TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, BUT CORINO PULLS HIM BACK! ANGLE TAPS!! CORINO RETAINS THE TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA! Yeah, ****3/4...the no-selling brought it down, but it was still an awesome match.

Whooo! Ragdoll vs. Shooter Jay? Anyone? Comments?

7:30 in Newark, CA BTW's 7th Anniversary Show!! Jeff Hardy vs. Wild Storm James Styles vs. Frankie Kazarian Ballard Bros vs. Scott Slater/Shane Kody Vennis DeMarco/James Choi vs. L'Empereur/Hop Sing Lee Boy Scout Dan vs. White Trash "Bulldog" Brian Raymond vs. Jason Allgood So, RickyChosyu and I are gonna be there. Kazarian/Styles sounds good, but I'm not really expecting anything. When Jeff fucks up, should I chant "Version One" or "Lita stole your entrance" ?